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crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
Democrats should be targeting crypto, as a Republican constituency, with the same zeal that Republicans targeted universities for being liberal-coded.
But they won’t, because it might jeopardize the crumbs that industry throws their way.
But they won’t, because it might jeopardize the crumbs that industry throws their way.
September 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
Making the Chris Berman voice in my head as I say, “Malik. JIM!Naaaaaayyyyyborrrrs…” And feeling a deep sense of shame.
September 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Making the Chris Berman voice in my head as I say, “Malik. JIM!Naaaaaayyyyyborrrrs…” And feeling a deep sense of shame.
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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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bad take
I will never vote for Luigi Mangione.
August 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
bad take
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Brb figuring out how to run auditions for Lil’ Bizkit, my Kidz Rock Fest 2030 submission featuring a Limp Bizkit cover band..
July 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Brb figuring out how to run auditions for Lil’ Bizkit, my Kidz Rock Fest 2030 submission featuring a Limp Bizkit cover band..
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July 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Next season of the Pitt gonna have the gang deal with an explosive diarrhea outbreak at Picklesburg.
July 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Next season of the Pitt gonna have the gang deal with an explosive diarrhea outbreak at Picklesburg.
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Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
July 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Donde estan mis Ultras?
July 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Donde estan mis Ultras?
¿Como se dice “Ultras on me”?
July 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
¿Como se dice “Ultras on me”?
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I wish the World Cup trophy was actually a cup. Then the winning team could fill it with Billy Bob’s Ultras.
July 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I wish the World Cup trophy was actually a cup. Then the winning team could fill it with Billy Bob’s Ultras.
Tom Cruise, The President of Movies, is speaking.
July 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Tom Cruise, The President of Movies, is speaking.
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the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts
July 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts
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Aidy Bryant is finally doing one of the characters Connor O'Malley wrote for her
July 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Aidy Bryant is finally doing one of the characters Connor O'Malley wrote for her
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Can't wait to find out which highly volatile, obviously insane suburban alcoholic will succeed Principled Statesman Lindsey Graham in tge Senate and cast exactly the same votes.
July 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Can't wait to find out which highly volatile, obviously insane suburban alcoholic will succeed Principled Statesman Lindsey Graham in tge Senate and cast exactly the same votes.
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This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂
July 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂
My Top 5 Rock Concert Docs (order debatable):
1. Bruce Springsteen No-Nukes
2. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
3. The Last Waltz
4. Prince Sign O’ The Times
5. Guided By Voices Austin City Limits
honorable mention: early B-52 bootleg you can find on YouTube or Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
1. Bruce Springsteen No-Nukes
2. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
3. The Last Waltz
4. Prince Sign O’ The Times
5. Guided By Voices Austin City Limits
honorable mention: early B-52 bootleg you can find on YouTube or Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
July 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My Top 5 Rock Concert Docs (order debatable):
1. Bruce Springsteen No-Nukes
2. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
3. The Last Waltz
4. Prince Sign O’ The Times
5. Guided By Voices Austin City Limits
honorable mention: early B-52 bootleg you can find on YouTube or Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
1. Bruce Springsteen No-Nukes
2. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
3. The Last Waltz
4. Prince Sign O’ The Times
5. Guided By Voices Austin City Limits
honorable mention: early B-52 bootleg you can find on YouTube or Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
Most deserving phrase I’ve ever heard/said: “Let’s bust a loaf!”
July 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Most deserving phrase I’ve ever heard/said: “Let’s bust a loaf!”
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While some of you are shouting GO PORTUGAL or GO COLOMBIA, I am shouting GO PATRICE LAMUMBA AND THE RULE OF LAW
June 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
While some of you are shouting GO PORTUGAL or GO COLOMBIA, I am shouting GO PATRICE LAMUMBA AND THE RULE OF LAW