President 104 Archived
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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers
Rhea Seehorn finally gets her Emmy!!!! (Deserved it for “Pluribus” too but also late gift for “Better Call Sal”)
September 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Rhea Seehorn finally gets her Emmy!!!! (Deserved it for “Pluribus” too but also late gift for “Better Call Sal”)
It’s thoughtful of USA to keep it close so there’s suspense for the fans and underdog energy, but feel free to blow France out of the water now.
Starting right now.
Anddddd now.
Now?
#FIBAWWC
Starting right now.
Anddddd now.
Now?
#FIBAWWC
September 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It’s thoughtful of USA to keep it close so there’s suspense for the fans and underdog energy, but feel free to blow France out of the water now.
Starting right now.
Anddddd now.
Now?
#FIBAWWC
Starting right now.
Anddddd now.
Now?
#FIBAWWC
MALE EXEC 1: This datapoint says women’s sports have a large lesbian demographic. Lesbians like women. And we like women, so we know what they like.
MALE EXEC 2: Sydney Sweeney wearing next to nothing posed suggestively while hating talking politics! Air the “Just Sports” ad during FIBA WWC.
MALE EXEC 2: Sydney Sweeney wearing next to nothing posed suggestively while hating talking politics! Air the “Just Sports” ad during FIBA WWC.
September 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
MALE EXEC 1: This datapoint says women’s sports have a large lesbian demographic. Lesbians like women. And we like women, so we know what they like.
MALE EXEC 2: Sydney Sweeney wearing next to nothing posed suggestively while hating talking politics! Air the “Just Sports” ad during FIBA WWC.
MALE EXEC 2: Sydney Sweeney wearing next to nothing posed suggestively while hating talking politics! Air the “Just Sports” ad during FIBA WWC.
The grunt Sabalenka makes when hitting the ball sounds like Ness from “Super Smash Bros.”
September 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The grunt Sabalenka makes when hitting the ball sounds like Ness from “Super Smash Bros.”
Is it good when an audience sticks their right hand out at an upward angle and repeats back everything that the leader says at a rally to show devotion to him
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Is it good when an audience sticks their right hand out at an upward angle and repeats back everything that the leader says at a rally to show devotion to him
Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is AMAZING. It has Star Wars (original costumes, models, R2-D2 & C-3PO, etc.), Banksy, Frida, Norman Rockwell, original comics (Marvel, DC, Peanuts, Garfield, Mad, etc.), Dogs Playing Poker, Cowardly Lion costume from Wizard of Oz, Batman costume, and more.
September 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is AMAZING. It has Star Wars (original costumes, models, R2-D2 & C-3PO, etc.), Banksy, Frida, Norman Rockwell, original comics (Marvel, DC, Peanuts, Garfield, Mad, etc.), Dogs Playing Poker, Cowardly Lion costume from Wizard of Oz, Batman costume, and more.
“City of Angels” (1998) home of a “National Treasure” (2004) might be “Gone in 60 Seconds” (2000) into an over “8MM” (1999) hole due to “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” (2022).
Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's house
Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's house
Evacuation orders were issued for 31 Malibu homes due to a massive and expanding sinkhole in the driveway of Nicolas Cage's property.
www.latimes.com
September 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
“City of Angels” (1998) home of a “National Treasure” (2004) might be “Gone in 60 Seconds” (2000) into an over “8MM” (1999) hole due to “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” (2022).
September 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Fine, I’ll be WNBA commissioner. But I can only work Mondays from 1:23pm - 1:37pm. And any questions for me are answered via a ventriloquist dummy named Betty.
September 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Fine, I’ll be WNBA commissioner. But I can only work Mondays from 1:23pm - 1:37pm. And any questions for me are answered via a ventriloquist dummy named Betty.
Banana slugs engage in apophallation, which is biting off the penis when it gets stuck during intercourse. It’s seen in Ariolimax dolichophallus (“dolicho” means “long” and “phallus” means “penis”) — that species lives in Santa Cruz. Banana slug is also the UC Santa Cruz mascot.
Tell me a fun fact.
September 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Banana slugs engage in apophallation, which is biting off the penis when it gets stuck during intercourse. It’s seen in Ariolimax dolichophallus (“dolicho” means “long” and “phallus” means “penis”) — that species lives in Santa Cruz. Banana slug is also the UC Santa Cruz mascot.
It’s interesting how these record-breaking deals keep not only increasing in annual worth, but also in term length — the sponsorships are spanning longer periods, not just becoming more valuable per year.
Thread of last five record-breaking sponsorships in women's soccer (all front-of-jersey deals):
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
September 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It’s interesting how these record-breaking deals keep not only increasing in annual worth, but also in term length — the sponsorships are spanning longer periods, not just becoming more valuable per year.
$4.06 million is an unusual number for a sponsorship — these deals are often whole numbers or rounded to the nearest quarter/half (either for annual or total worth).
It funny to think that they might’ve landed on $4.06 (valued slightly higher than Atlanta x Nike deal of $4) just for the new record.
It funny to think that they might’ve landed on $4.06 (valued slightly higher than Atlanta x Nike deal of $4) just for the new record.
Thread of last five record-breaking sponsorships in women's soccer (all front-of-jersey deals):
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
September 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
$4.06 million is an unusual number for a sponsorship — these deals are often whole numbers or rounded to the nearest quarter/half (either for annual or total worth).
It funny to think that they might’ve landed on $4.06 (valued slightly higher than Atlanta x Nike deal of $4) just for the new record.
It funny to think that they might’ve landed on $4.06 (valued slightly higher than Atlanta x Nike deal of $4) just for the new record.
Thread of last five record-breaking sponsorships in women's soccer (all front-of-jersey deals):
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
September 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Thread of last five record-breaking sponsorships in women's soccer (all front-of-jersey deals):
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
(1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
[Sir Mix-a-Lot voice] Baby got back…from commercial break.
August 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
[Sir Mix-a-Lot voice] Baby got back…from commercial break.
It’s like if “What was ‘Battle of the Sexes’” became the worst wrong answers only meme
August 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It’s like if “What was ‘Battle of the Sexes’” became the worst wrong answers only meme
What a game!! (Made more fun by the Aces beating the Fever)
CHELSEA GRAY DID IT AGAIN
This time for the win after A'ja steals the ball from Caitlin
This time for the win after A'ja steals the ball from Caitlin
August 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
What a game!! (Made more fun by the Aces beating the Fever)
New episode of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” has women’s sports at the end of the title sequence!
August 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
New episode of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” has women’s sports at the end of the title sequence!
Sophie Cunningham doing the transphobic version of “I’m not racist but…” — zero self-awareness.
Irresponsible reporting to let this quote stand without pushback from the reporter on the fact that there is demonstrably no danger for cis girls who are in locker rooms or sports with trans girls. (Notable that the word “trans” is not followed by “people” or “women.” Dehumanizing language.)
July 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Sophie Cunningham doing the transphobic version of “I’m not racist but…” — zero self-awareness.
Who knew the superhero Thor is based on President Thorodore Roosevelt
July 20, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Who knew the superhero Thor is based on President Thorodore Roosevelt
France is going at England like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
England is going at France like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
July 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
France is going at England like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
England is going at France like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
July 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
England is going at France like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
There’s so much space between Caitlin Clark and Veronica Burton that if this were a middle school dance, the chaperones wouldn’t even bother reaching for the ruler to check if they’re maintaining 6-inch distance.
July 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
There’s so much space between Caitlin Clark and Veronica Burton that if this were a middle school dance, the chaperones wouldn’t even bother reaching for the ruler to check if they’re maintaining 6-inch distance.
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RFK Jr. has previously said that, as HHS secretary, he‘d gut the FDA, an agency that ensures food safety, which means this US election polls meme is no longer hyperbole.
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RFK Jr. has previously said that, as HHS secretary, he‘d gut the FDA, an agency that ensures food safety, which means this US election polls meme is no longer hyperbole.
Goalkeeper is not the position for people who enjoy personal space
July 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Goalkeeper is not the position for people who enjoy personal space
Doug Burgum is currently a second-stage Pokémon. He evolved from Eddie Munster, and will then evolve into the muppet Statler. I’m not sure why you keep questioning it.
BASH: But it peeled off. Why did that happen?
BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests.
BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool?
BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you keep questioning it
BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests.
BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool?
BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you keep questioning it
July 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Doug Burgum is currently a second-stage Pokémon. He evolved from Eddie Munster, and will then evolve into the muppet Statler. I’m not sure why you keep questioning it.