ᅠ𝕯𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 —— 𝗥𝗔𝑵𝐏꩜ .ᐟ
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ᅠ𝕯𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 —— 𝗥𝗔𝑵𝐏꩜ .ᐟ
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⠀fern (20) . ranpo roleplay account !!

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⠀⠀“ I'm a top ? I'm a bottom ? I'm ??? The World's Greatest Detective ????? ”
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⠀Ranpo lets Dazai ramble , already taking a testing bite of one of the little desserts . The rest scattered on his lap crinkle as he shifts , chewing while letting Dazai finish his talking .

⠀⠀“ No one said anything about not eating them . It's your fault , so she can be mad at you , not me . ”
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❛I always make up for it, no worries there.ᐟ It's not like she will divorce me.

Did ya' know she is a queen and I have been crowned as king.ᐣ Pretty cool, huh.ᐣ❜

( ―― 𝘖𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦.ᐣ )

Dazai was notorious for manipulation, except' this time he was speaking the truth.
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⠀One eye is shut , a single green peeking up at the taller as he studies the plastic wrapped treat , humming as if considering .

⠀⠀“ Stealing from your wife ? The worst crime . ”

⠀Unwrapping the cake , sniffing at it .
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October 31, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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⠀⠀“ Kaaayy .ᐟ ~ ”

⠀Comes a sweet sing-song from the little detective , skipping ahead of Fukuzawa to approach the little line for ordering . He waits by himself , staring up at the menu board fondly ..
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( at that, he hums—green tea won't be too sweet for his palate. not like he was planning to have too much, but still, it's kind for him to consider that. )

go on and order, then. i'll pay.
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⠀⠀“ Hmm .. icecream .. maybe crepes .. I want .. ”

⠀Head tilted upwards , swaying side to side as he thinks .

⠀⠀“ No cake , but a crepe cake doesn't count , especially if it's just a slice , the green tea one .ᐟ Hmm , and I'd like .. the vanilla soft serve with strawberries and granola .ᐟ ”
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October 31, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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⠀One eye is shut , a single green peeking up at the taller as he studies the plastic wrapped treat , humming as if considering .

⠀⠀“ Stealing from your wife ? The worst crime . ”

⠀Unwrapping the cake , sniffing at it .
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❛ Oiiiiiiii , what do you take me for.ᐣ I didn't steal them, except maybe from maybe from my wife's mini fridge, but she doesn't have to know that.ᐟ❜
October 31, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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⠀Wide-eyed little detective , sat in his chair and currently covered in little cakes—

⠀Quietly lifting one to study ..

⠀⠀“ These can't have been purchased outright .. ”
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October 31, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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⠀⠀“ Mhmpn .. headache .. ”
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October 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Reposted by ᅠ𝕯𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 —— 𝗥𝗔𝑵𝐏꩜ .ᐟ
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⠀⠀“ I'm a top ? I'm a bottom ? I'm ??? The World's Greatest Detective ????? ”
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October 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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⠀⠀“ Hmm .. icecream .. maybe crepes .. I want .. ”

⠀Head tilted upwards , swaying side to side as he thinks .

⠀⠀“ No cake , but a crepe cake doesn't count , especially if it's just a slice , the green tea one .ᐟ Hmm , and I'd like .. the vanilla soft serve with strawberries and granola .ᐟ ”
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( he just hums, now falling silent to let ranpo pick whatever his heart desires, hands slipping into his sleeves. it's not so bad, stepping out every once in a while. )
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⠀⠀“ Won't it be too sweet ? ”

⠀Ranpo pouts , quickly nodding in agreement . He'll just have to get something less sweet so Fukuzawa could enjoy some too , the thought makes his smile brighter .

⠀⠀“ Okay , sure .ᐟ ”
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October 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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⠀⠀“ I'm a top ? I'm a bottom ? I'm ??? The World's Greatest Detective ????? ”
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October 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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⠀⠀“ Won't it be too sweet ? ”

⠀Ranpo pouts , quickly nodding in agreement . He'll just have to get something less sweet so Fukuzawa could enjoy some too , the thought makes his smile brighter .

⠀⠀“ Okay , sure .ᐟ ”
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( for ranpo, material things likely won't be what makes him happiest. this, spending time together, is the best present fukuzawa could offer. )

perhaps. you can pick two. we'll split.
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⠀⠀“ Is this my present ? ”

⠀Cheeky grin , holding onto the older tighter as a hum follows his comment . His fingers , on the other hand , make an L-shape , his chin resting in the crook .

⠀⠀“ Picking one thing , hmm , how challenging for a snack lover . ”
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October 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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⠀⠀“ Is this my present ? ”

⠀Cheeky grin , holding onto the older tighter as a hum follows his comment . His fingers , on the other hand , make an L-shape , his chin resting in the crook .

⠀⠀“ Picking one thing , hmm , how challenging for a snack lover . ”
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i remember catching wind of a dessert cafe opening recently. they're popular for crepe cakes, though they also serve other things.
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⠀Following Fukuzawa as if the fabric he held onto was a leash and Fukuzawa was some sort of seeing-eye dog .

⠀⠀“ So , where are we going ? ”
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October 22, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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⠀Following Fukuzawa as if the fabric he held onto was a leash and Fukuzawa was some sort of seeing-eye dog .

⠀⠀“ So , where are we going ? ”
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( just letting it happen, leading the way out onto the street. )
October 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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⠀Gripping the taller's sleeve tightly .
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come along, then. it's not far
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⠀⠀“ Perfect , hurry up and lead the way .ᐟ ”
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October 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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⠀Green eyes open into slivers , peaking down at the bag as they open with more genuine curiosity now .

⠀⠀“ What do we have here ? Dazai's gotten me a gift .ᐟ ”

⠀The suspicious squint has turned into wide , happy eyes , pulling a random candy from the bag .
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❛Happy birthday, Ranpo.❜ Osamu said, taking out a bag of candy as he handed it to him. It wasn't much, albeit he had thought about him.ᐟ.ᐟ
October 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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⠀His eyes are shut .. yet the staring is obvious .
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Appears on the TL, facing the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 with a grin.
October 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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⠀⠀“ Perfect , hurry up and lead the way .ᐟ ”
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mm…i have heard of a few places, yes.
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⠀⠀“ Yay .ᐟ You already have a plan on where to take me , right ? Maybe a cute sit-down cafe or a comic book store ? ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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⠀⠀“ Yay .ᐟ You already have a plan on where to take me , right ? Maybe a cute sit-down cafe or a comic book store ? ”
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goodness…alright. let me put this away, and i'll join you.
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⠀⠀“ Today is Ranpo day , which means the president has no choice but to hang out with me all day long . ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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⠀⠀“ Today is Ranpo day , which means the president has no choice but to hang out with me all day long . ”
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( he doesn't smile, but the look in his eyes is affectionate enough. ) if you keep it up, maybe.
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⠀Green eyes startle open , but quickly shut with the force of his grin .

⠀⠀“ Proud enough to say so all day ? ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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⠀Green eyes startle open , but quickly shut with the force of his grin .

⠀⠀“ Proud enough to say so all day ? ”
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that's very considerate of you. i'm proud.
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⠀⠀“ I am the world's best detective .ᐟ Don't worry though , I won't use my gift on the presents . ~ ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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⠀⠀“ I am the world's best detective .ᐟ Don't worry though , I won't use my gift on the presents . ~ ”
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( soft sigh. ) as expected.
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⠀⠀“ Red Velvet ? ”

⠀Head tilting , big grin .
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October 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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⠀⠀“ Red Velvet ? ”

⠀Head tilting , big grin .
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…?
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⠀⠀“ Of course you did .ᐟ What flavor— no , I can guess- ah ,, but that isn't as fun .. hmm ~ ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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⠀⠀“ Of course you did .ᐟ What flavor— no , I can guess- ah ,, but that isn't as fun .. hmm ~ ”
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happy birthday. i already got you one.
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⠀⠀“ Say it again .ᐟ And get me a cake !! ”
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October 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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⠀⠀“ Say it again .ᐟ And get me a cake !! ”
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yes, yes... happy birthday, ranpo.
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⠀⠀“ Everyone say ' happy birthday , Ranpo .ᐟ ' now !! ”
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October 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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⠀⠀“ Exactly like that .ᐟ Now , one more time ? ~ ”

⠀Smug grinning .
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" Happy Birthday, Ranpo-san. "
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⠀⠀“ Everyone say ' happy birthday , Ranpo .ᐟ ' now !! ”
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October 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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⠀⠀“ Everyone say ' happy birthday , Ranpo .ᐟ ' now !! ”
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October 21, 2024 at 10:43 PM