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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
Mr. Here To Crush Ass
October 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Mr. Here To Crush Ass
Turnip farmer fooled by wily vættir
October 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Turnip farmer fooled by wily vættir
Feted a newly minted two year old. He likes professional soccer and playgrounds and hates getting water in his eyes.
October 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Feted a newly minted two year old. He likes professional soccer and playgrounds and hates getting water in his eyes.
I am doing self-care to you.
October 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I am doing self-care to you.
Care to comment on this photo I took of you?
October 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Care to comment on this photo I took of you?
"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks"
My sinful ass:
My sinful ass:
September 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks"
My sinful ass:
My sinful ass:
New Hampshire isn't real dumbass.
September 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
New Hampshire isn't real dumbass.
There is a great evil in the heart of this country.
September 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
There is a great evil in the heart of this country.
This is my plan for New Year's Day too.
August 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is my plan for New Year's Day too.
I'm on the left and you're on the right
August 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm on the left and you're on the right
They're calling him the most "Graduating from Lewis and Clark with an English degree" president ever.
August 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
They're calling him the most "Graduating from Lewis and Clark with an English degree" president ever.
The pig is a fetishist.
August 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The pig is a fetishist.
Kid keeps trying to get me to read this book he found in a free library to him and I am struggling to explain to him why I can't
July 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Kid keeps trying to get me to read this book he found in a free library to him and I am struggling to explain to him why I can't
Drunkenly explaining to the other drunk dads what my kid likes.
June 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Drunkenly explaining to the other drunk dads what my kid likes.
Same. I contain multitudes.
June 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Same. I contain multitudes.
If I was British, I would describe you thusly
June 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If I was British, I would describe you thusly
I tell myself I will never feel shame about my child but if he pulls this shit I'm disowning him.
June 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I tell myself I will never feel shame about my child but if he pulls this shit I'm disowning him.
