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People act like God Emperor of Dune is a super weird book but have they read Breaking Dawn?
September 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
People act like God Emperor of Dune is a super weird book but have they read Breaking Dawn?
Mint chocolate chip Halo Top is not green 😠
August 24, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Mint chocolate chip Halo Top is not green 😠
I'm just like the other girls except autistic.
August 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I'm just like the other girls except autistic.
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In the Pale Moonlight was funded by the CIA
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
In the Pale Moonlight was funded by the CIA
The capsaicin you couldn't feel in your mouth when it starts passing through your intestines
August 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The capsaicin you couldn't feel in your mouth when it starts passing through your intestines
Holding a seance to tell Edward Said about Stephanie Meyer and empire
August 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Holding a seance to tell Edward Said about Stephanie Meyer and empire
Where is my reward for having existed
August 11, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Where is my reward for having existed
Prefer not to be weighed by medical providers? May I suggest breaking your foot?
August 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Prefer not to be weighed by medical providers? May I suggest breaking your foot?
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Yo what the fuck
July 21, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Yo what the fuck
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always worth remembering
July 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
always worth remembering
Figure skating routine to Scherezade just to try to get Edward Said's attention
July 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Figure skating routine to Scherezade just to try to get Edward Said's attention
Say "嗯" if you respect thousands of years of Chinese culture and wisdom
July 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Say "嗯" if you respect thousands of years of Chinese culture and wisdom
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People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
July 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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American flag blue America 250 shirt with yellow green speckles
June 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
American flag blue America 250 shirt with yellow green speckles
I want to live in a society where people can fuck up big and change and be welcome in coalitions and even hold public office. I also think the most charitable interpretation of Graham Platner is we live in a society that rewards denial of allegations over ownership and change.
For all Graham Platner inspires talk about ~authenticity~, he sure sounds like a PR firm when responding to scandals.
June 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I want to live in a society where people can fuck up big and change and be welcome in coalitions and even hold public office. I also think the most charitable interpretation of Graham Platner is we live in a society that rewards denial of allegations over ownership and change.
I'm just a girl who wants to Classic Doctor Who and chill with Edward Said
June 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I'm just a girl who wants to Classic Doctor Who and chill with Edward Said
XiJinPing is a Liberal
June 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
XiJinPing is a Liberal
For all Graham Platner inspires talk about ~authenticity~, he sure sounds like a PR firm when responding to scandals.
June 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
For all Graham Platner inspires talk about ~authenticity~, he sure sounds like a PR firm when responding to scandals.
I'm sorry things didn't work out between us but I would happily fill out your friendship exit survey.
June 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I'm sorry things didn't work out between us but I would happily fill out your friendship exit survey.
Claude told me I'm very clever for calling him out for sycophancy.
May 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Claude told me I'm very clever for calling him out for sycophancy.
Remember when Trump was like "let's ban TikTok" and the Democrats were like "that's a great idea" and now white people are drinking hot water. #JDPoNDon
May 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Remember when Trump was like "let's ban TikTok" and the Democrats were like "that's a great idea" and now white people are drinking hot water. #JDPoNDon
RICHARD DAWKINS I THINK YOURE A POS BUT ID STILL FUCK YOU
Call me
Call me
May 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
RICHARD DAWKINS I THINK YOURE A POS BUT ID STILL FUCK YOU
Call me
Call me