*Probably*NotAnAI
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Tech lawyer. Married. Writer (of patent things nobody wants to read 😄😭). Harley rider. Sarcastic. Inline skater. Empathetic. #vote
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I'm so thrilled to announce my debut book MONSTER MANNERS, illustrated by the talented @yana_kozak_illustrator, is coming Fall 2026!
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
🥳 This is a dream come true! 🎉
Here's some fantastic news!
I've seen it it's really a cute book. Good for Halloween but not a Halloween book 😊
Monster Manners A to Z is in bookstores today. Yay!
Happy Book Birthday! 🥳
Congratulations Yana Kozak, @elisahouot.bsky.social, Elizabeth Patterson, and Beaming Books! 🎉
Happy Book Birthday! 🥳
Congratulations Yana Kozak, @elisahouot.bsky.social, Elizabeth Patterson, and Beaming Books! 🎉
August 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I've seen it it's really a cute book. Good for Halloween but not a Halloween book 😊
This just in! Can't wait to give them a try. What's the delay? The PAC NW #wildfire. Not a good time to be strenuously exercising because, when I skate, it's a good 8 to 10 miles!
#rollerblade #inlineskating #skating
#rollerblade #inlineskating #skating
August 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This just in! Can't wait to give them a try. What's the delay? The PAC NW #wildfire. Not a good time to be strenuously exercising because, when I skate, it's a good 8 to 10 miles!
#rollerblade #inlineskating #skating
#rollerblade #inlineskating #skating
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What he says is an insult to the dead. That he survives to say it is an insult to the living.
August 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
What he says is an insult to the dead. That he survives to say it is an insult to the living.
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Enchanters remember to say the magic words.
🪄 "Please preorder." "Thank you!"
#kidlit #readaloud #picturebooklove
@beamingbooksmn.bsky.social
🪄 "Please preorder." "Thank you!"
#kidlit #readaloud #picturebooklove
@beamingbooksmn.bsky.social
August 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Enchanters remember to say the magic words.
🪄 "Please preorder." "Thank you!"
#kidlit #readaloud #picturebooklove
@beamingbooksmn.bsky.social
🪄 "Please preorder." "Thank you!"
#kidlit #readaloud #picturebooklove
@beamingbooksmn.bsky.social
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Thrilled to death! MONSTER MANNERS A to Z just received a positive review from Kirkus Reviews!
They called it:
👇👇👇
“Fang-tastic fare for young monsters.”
Huge thanks to the incredible illustrator, Yana Kozak, for bringing these mannerly monsters to life!
#picture-book #read-aloud
They called it:
👇👇👇
“Fang-tastic fare for young monsters.”
Huge thanks to the incredible illustrator, Yana Kozak, for bringing these mannerly monsters to life!
#picture-book #read-aloud
July 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Thrilled to death! MONSTER MANNERS A to Z just received a positive review from Kirkus Reviews!
They called it:
👇👇👇
“Fang-tastic fare for young monsters.”
Huge thanks to the incredible illustrator, Yana Kozak, for bringing these mannerly monsters to life!
#picture-book #read-aloud
They called it:
👇👇👇
“Fang-tastic fare for young monsters.”
Huge thanks to the incredible illustrator, Yana Kozak, for bringing these mannerly monsters to life!
#picture-book #read-aloud
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I don’t know which cartoonist created this, but it’s spot on.
July 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I don’t know which cartoonist created this, but it’s spot on.
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Can you help share🫶🏻
Today is Prime Day 🎉
I am a 1 st grade teacher at a title one school. This will be my 11th year teaching and I absolutely💜it!
I would love your help with desk pets and some desk pet homes for my students🥹
Any help is greatly appreciated.
Thank you💙
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I am a 1 st grade teacher at a title one school. This will be my 11th year teaching and I absolutely💜it!
I would love your help with desk pets and some desk pet homes for my students🥹
Any help is greatly appreciated.
Thank you💙
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
June 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Can you help share🫶🏻
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Monster Manners A to Z publishes on 8/18 with @beamingbooksmn.bsky.social and Barnes & Noble is currently running a pre-order sale. Yay! A great opportunity to grab a copy!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-ma...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-ma...
June 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Monster Manners A to Z publishes on 8/18 with @beamingbooksmn.bsky.social and Barnes & Noble is currently running a pre-order sale. Yay! A great opportunity to grab a copy!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-ma...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-ma...
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🫶🏻1st grade
💙Title one school
✏️11th year
I would love your help to #clearthelist. These crayons are currently 57% off‼️
Any help is truly appreciated 💗
Thank you🥹
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
💙Title one school
✏️11th year
I would love your help to #clearthelist. These crayons are currently 57% off‼️
Any help is truly appreciated 💗
Thank you🥹
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
June 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
🫶🏻1st grade
💙Title one school
✏️11th year
I would love your help to #clearthelist. These crayons are currently 57% off‼️
Any help is truly appreciated 💗
Thank you🥹
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
💙Title one school
✏️11th year
I would love your help to #clearthelist. These crayons are currently 57% off‼️
Any help is truly appreciated 💗
Thank you🥹
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
June 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
June 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
😄 imagine so threatened by a clump of tree matter that they have to ban it. Arguably, in a very technical sense, even ebooks are made of the same stardust that makes tree books.
Congratulations to @stephenking.bsky.social for this well-deserved honor!👍
(Novels/Novellas: Approximately 65 to 67
Non-fiction books: 5 books.
Short Stories: Over 200
Pseudonyms: 7 novels were published as Richard Bachman.
Frequency: He has published at least one book almost every year since 1974)
(Novels/Novellas: Approximately 65 to 67
Non-fiction books: 5 books.
Short Stories: Over 200
Pseudonyms: 7 novels were published as Richard Bachman.
Frequency: He has published at least one book almost every year since 1974)
April 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
😄 imagine so threatened by a clump of tree matter that they have to ban it. Arguably, in a very technical sense, even ebooks are made of the same stardust that makes tree books.
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I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.
April 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.
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🌟PREORDER SALE 🌟 Get 25% off upcoming releases at Barnes & Noble with code PREORDER25. Three days only - don’t miss out!
#PreOrder #PictureBook
#PreOrder #PictureBook
March 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
🌟PREORDER SALE 🌟 Get 25% off upcoming releases at Barnes & Noble with code PREORDER25. Three days only - don’t miss out!
#PreOrder #PictureBook
#PreOrder #PictureBook
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Five months to pub day. Woot! 🎉
I am dying for you to meet the adorable characters in MONSTER MANNER’S A TO Z. And honestly, it would make me as happy as a werewolf on a full moon if you would mark it 'want to read' on Goodreads and/or request your local library carry a copy. 🥰
#MyDebutBook #KidLit
I am dying for you to meet the adorable characters in MONSTER MANNER’S A TO Z. And honestly, it would make me as happy as a werewolf on a full moon if you would mark it 'want to read' on Goodreads and/or request your local library carry a copy. 🥰
#MyDebutBook #KidLit
March 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Five months to pub day. Woot! 🎉
I am dying for you to meet the adorable characters in MONSTER MANNER’S A TO Z. And honestly, it would make me as happy as a werewolf on a full moon if you would mark it 'want to read' on Goodreads and/or request your local library carry a copy. 🥰
#MyDebutBook #KidLit
I am dying for you to meet the adorable characters in MONSTER MANNER’S A TO Z. And honestly, it would make me as happy as a werewolf on a full moon if you would mark it 'want to read' on Goodreads and/or request your local library carry a copy. 🥰
#MyDebutBook #KidLit
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👀
(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
March 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
👀
(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
😄😄 thank you for the laugh
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
March 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
😄😄 thank you for the laugh
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DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:
Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"
And, it included a non-party in the caption.
These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"
And, it included a non-party in the caption.
These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
March 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:
Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"
And, it included a non-party in the caption.
These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"
And, it included a non-party in the caption.
These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
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There's so much to love about #12x12PB, especially the supportive writing community! It's not too late to join us for 2026 (Registration ends 2/15/26). Hope to see you there!
To find out more about 12x12, go to:
www.12x12challenge.com/membership
@12x12challenge.bsky.social #kidlit
To find out more about 12x12, go to:
www.12x12challenge.com/membership
@12x12challenge.bsky.social #kidlit
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
There's so much to love about #12x12PB, especially the supportive writing community! It's not too late to join us for 2026 (Registration ends 2/15/26). Hope to see you there!
To find out more about 12x12, go to:
www.12x12challenge.com/membership
@12x12challenge.bsky.social #kidlit
To find out more about 12x12, go to:
www.12x12challenge.com/membership
@12x12challenge.bsky.social #kidlit
I understand the under 5* IMDB rating for the latest #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy. Episode 1 was bad; episode 2 was okay. On average at best 5/10.
Having watched every Star Trek, I was hoping the academy would show the writers learned from recent poor experiences. Sadly, perhaps not. Your thoughts?
Having watched every Star Trek, I was hoping the academy would show the writers learned from recent poor experiences. Sadly, perhaps not. Your thoughts?
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I understand the under 5* IMDB rating for the latest #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy. Episode 1 was bad; episode 2 was okay. On average at best 5/10.
Having watched every Star Trek, I was hoping the academy would show the writers learned from recent poor experiences. Sadly, perhaps not. Your thoughts?
Having watched every Star Trek, I was hoping the academy would show the writers learned from recent poor experiences. Sadly, perhaps not. Your thoughts?