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this is my diary basically
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this is my diary basically
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thought it was my ex gf sitting by me at the bar and then i thought "no. that forehead isnt big enough"
August 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
thought it was my ex gf sitting by me at the bar and then i thought "no. that forehead isnt big enough"
breaking news!! the world's most unlikeable coworker now has an idiot protege!!!!!!
June 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
breaking news!! the world's most unlikeable coworker now has an idiot protege!!!!!!
imagine hating me and im literally at a world cup watch party reading gay fic
June 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
imagine hating me and im literally at a world cup watch party reading gay fic
ive been thinking a lot about satan and basically this: even in i believed in the bible i would ge on satans side tbh
June 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ive been thinking a lot about satan and basically this: even in i believed in the bible i would ge on satans side tbh
do you ever drink a lot and they have to go poop so you get on the toilet and start pushing but the pushing pushes a bunch of burps out first??
June 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
do you ever drink a lot and they have to go poop so you get on the toilet and start pushing but the pushing pushes a bunch of burps out first??
truly for me i think 2026 is year of the bush. and that's all i'll say for now but ill let yall know how it goes
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
truly for me i think 2026 is year of the bush. and that's all i'll say for now but ill let yall know how it goes
the ashot kutcher ripoff of The Substance doesnt look very good tbh
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
the ashot kutcher ripoff of The Substance doesnt look very good tbh
I bet the garden of eden had the best most purest weed. shame we never got the chance to find out :(((
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I bet the garden of eden had the best most purest weed. shame we never got the chance to find out :(((
Every single time i have a day off and i turn my alarms off. I have to turn on a separate alarm for the next day to remind me to turn my alarms back on. How i wish humanity could have stayed at the garden of eden
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Every single time i have a day off and i turn my alarms off. I have to turn on a separate alarm for the next day to remind me to turn my alarms back on. How i wish humanity could have stayed at the garden of eden
you could NEVER arrest me for a thought crime. because i do not think
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
you could NEVER arrest me for a thought crime. because i do not think
just so you know "high maintenance" is an insult invented by men to trick women into neglecting ourselves and our needs
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
just so you know "high maintenance" is an insult invented by men to trick women into neglecting ourselves and our needs
a tootsie roll by itself fucking sux but the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is the best ever???? what 2 heck
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
a tootsie roll by itself fucking sux but the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is the best ever???? what 2 heck
listening to brat again really puts into perspective just how bad life of a showgirl is!!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
listening to brat again really puts into perspective just how bad life of a showgirl is!!!!!!
yeah so i guess when youre an asshole that causes problems the whole world shifts to accommodate you. and when youre a team player who stays obedient youre expected to keep that smile on your face as the world steals from you to provide for said asshole
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
yeah so i guess when youre an asshole that causes problems the whole world shifts to accommodate you. and when youre a team player who stays obedient youre expected to keep that smile on your face as the world steals from you to provide for said asshole
Geminis scare me so bad like u guys need to get a grip :(
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Geminis scare me so bad like u guys need to get a grip :(
going to straight men's houses when they're hosting a party is so funny, like you can tell they're trying bc they will light a scented candle but they still won't wipe the shit splatter off the toilet seat
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
going to straight men's houses when they're hosting a party is so funny, like you can tell they're trying bc they will light a scented candle but they still won't wipe the shit splatter off the toilet seat
when u end a decade long friendship bc she was starting to become transphobic/super evangelical and youve been kinda worrying maybe you made a mistake and wrote her off too quickly but then you check her socials and see she's currently dating a trumper #iwasright
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when u end a decade long friendship bc she was starting to become transphobic/super evangelical and youve been kinda worrying maybe you made a mistake and wrote her off too quickly but then you check her socials and see she's currently dating a trumper #iwasright
hey sooooo whats even the point of being a billionaire if youre gonna refuse to enjoy it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hey sooooo whats even the point of being a billionaire if youre gonna refuse to enjoy it.
yeah...i was a pretty prolific pc gamer growing up....not to brag or anything...
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
yeah...i was a pretty prolific pc gamer growing up....not to brag or anything...
boyfriend saw my g string and said "that is the skinniest little guy i have ever seen"
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
boyfriend saw my g string and said "that is the skinniest little guy i have ever seen"
swedish fish is the perfect texture
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
swedish fish is the perfect texture
Yeah i like to watch Snarky Puppy live performance videos on youtube and see them smile and jump around and get all excited when their friends hit the most awesomest licks. Yeah the raw emotion in their faces moves me deeply because thats what music is all about. So what
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah i like to watch Snarky Puppy live performance videos on youtube and see them smile and jump around and get all excited when their friends hit the most awesomest licks. Yeah the raw emotion in their faces moves me deeply because thats what music is all about. So what
Farted in the elevator as i was getting off it. Fun to leave a little present for the next guy <3
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Farted in the elevator as i was getting off it. Fun to leave a little present for the next guy <3
You ever be in the middle of having a really good time and then out of nowhere get triggered by some random thing that makes you flash back to your abusive relationship from five years ago? No thats just me ?? Coolcool love that
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You ever be in the middle of having a really good time and then out of nowhere get triggered by some random thing that makes you flash back to your abusive relationship from five years ago? No thats just me ?? Coolcool love that