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Every time I ask Siri a question about the government, she automatically turns off. Trey got so freaked out he told me to stop lmfao
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Every time I ask Siri a question about the government, she automatically turns off. Trey got so freaked out he told me to stop lmfao
Got banned from Twitter simply for telling alcoholic Pete Hegseth to drink rumplemintz.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Got banned from Twitter simply for telling alcoholic Pete Hegseth to drink rumplemintz.
Has anyone else’s mailbox started allowing very obvious spam mail lately? What is going on
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Has anyone else’s mailbox started allowing very obvious spam mail lately? What is going on
How often do I drive? I last filled my gas tank 3 months ago.
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
How often do I drive? I last filled my gas tank 3 months ago.
I won something at work and was supposed to receive a $100 gift card… I got $25 instead.. and they’re taxing it as a gift… just fucking keep it at this point jfc
March 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I won something at work and was supposed to receive a $100 gift card… I got $25 instead.. and they’re taxing it as a gift… just fucking keep it at this point jfc
Happy birthday @kirstylopolis.sparkle.blue!!!! 🥳🎊✨
a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
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March 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy birthday @kirstylopolis.sparkle.blue!!!! 🥳🎊✨
Well.. the good news is I bought in to PLTR so low I won’t lose money but I still need someone to convince me I didn’t miss out on cashing out at the high a few weeks ago bc I’m having serious fomo 😭
March 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Well.. the good news is I bought in to PLTR so low I won’t lose money but I still need someone to convince me I didn’t miss out on cashing out at the high a few weeks ago bc I’m having serious fomo 😭
Fuck Elon and fuck Trump
March 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Fuck Elon and fuck Trump
Will I be seeing anyone at artifakts tonight?! 💃🏼
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Will I be seeing anyone at artifakts tonight?! 💃🏼
My niece: you want to be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so bad but we’re Buckwild, Hannah.
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My niece: you want to be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so bad but we’re Buckwild, Hannah.
Who’s watching white lotus? I saw a great theory and need to share lmao
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who’s watching white lotus? I saw a great theory and need to share lmao
My bff needs 1-2 tix to discolines in Denver that aren’t $200+ if anyone hears of any 👀
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My bff needs 1-2 tix to discolines in Denver that aren’t $200+ if anyone hears of any 👀
If you’ve been trying to fill your v*v*nse for 3 weeks and they just said it’ll be another week say YEAHHHHH.
Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.
Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.
February 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you’ve been trying to fill your v*v*nse for 3 weeks and they just said it’ll be another week say YEAHHHHH.
Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.
Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.
Anyway, before I spiral into the darkness because I am a “dire threat to the American people” after all..
who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?
who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway, before I spiral into the darkness because I am a “dire threat to the American people” after all..
who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?
who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?
The only thing his burnt sienna ass has brought down so far is a bunch of planes.
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The only thing his burnt sienna ass has brought down so far is a bunch of planes.
If they ban SSRIs and ADHD meds, watch me set fire to everything.
And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.
And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.
February 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If they ban SSRIs and ADHD meds, watch me set fire to everything.
And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.
And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.
I’m spiraling I can’t take this anymore. Why is nothing being done? Everything is illegal but nothing matters and nothing is real anymore what the fuck 😭😭😭
February 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m spiraling I can’t take this anymore. Why is nothing being done? Everything is illegal but nothing matters and nothing is real anymore what the fuck 😭😭😭
Good morning. I just destroyed some old white racist bitch on fb. Absolutely read her to filth.
February 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good morning. I just destroyed some old white racist bitch on fb. Absolutely read her to filth.
Everyone who said the halftime show was boring or they disliked it are exactly the people I expect to say that. I’m still reeling from it. I’m a hoe for symbolism.
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Everyone who said the halftime show was boring or they disliked it are exactly the people I expect to say that. I’m still reeling from it. I’m a hoe for symbolism.
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What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age
Idiocy on your part does not constitute emergency on mine
February 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Idiocy on your part does not constitute emergency on mine
February 3rd and the AC kicked on…
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
February 3rd and the AC kicked on…
Good morning what another lovely day to be on the brink of a complete and utter mental breakdown
January 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good morning what another lovely day to be on the brink of a complete and utter mental breakdown
I promised Trey I wouldn’t tell anyone to go **** themselves but I’m getting reallyyyy close to telling people to go **** themselves.
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I promised Trey I wouldn’t tell anyone to go **** themselves but I’m getting reallyyyy close to telling people to go **** themselves.
you put the hoe in honest, baby
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
you put the hoe in honest, baby