jeremy got me flowers for surgical tech appreciation week and referred to them as “a sunflowers panopticon”
September 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
jeremy got me flowers for surgical tech appreciation week and referred to them as “a sunflowers panopticon”
he doesn’t know that he’s next for getting teeth pulled
August 25, 2026 at 4:58 AM
he doesn’t know that he’s next for getting teeth pulled
once again thinking about how
women were mostly not included in the surrealist movement. you’re telling me that even IN YOUR DREAMS you couldn’t include women? smdh
women were mostly not included in the surrealist movement. you’re telling me that even IN YOUR DREAMS you couldn’t include women? smdh
April 26, 2026 at 12:48 AM
once again thinking about how
women were mostly not included in the surrealist movement. you’re telling me that even IN YOUR DREAMS you couldn’t include women? smdh
women were mostly not included in the surrealist movement. you’re telling me that even IN YOUR DREAMS you couldn’t include women? smdh
saturday night, you know what that means
April 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
saturday night, you know what that means
she’s an ornament!
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
she’s an ornament!
imagine being a perfect angel who turns 10 this month
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
imagine being a perfect angel who turns 10 this month
a bday boy pt. 2
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
a bday boy pt. 2
taking my 35 year old bf to the planetarium (for the first time)
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
taking my 35 year old bf to the planetarium (for the first time)
not seasonal but also got the rhino
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
not seasonal but also got the rhino
they’re calling this one “tiki” on the mold-a-rama website
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they’re calling this one “tiki” on the mold-a-rama website
got my first ever defective mold
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
got my first ever defective mold
went the zoo to get my hands on the Seasonal Molds
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
went the zoo to get my hands on the Seasonal Molds
went to the intersection of gaywood drive and gaywood court and, no surprise, everyone knew you
October 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
went to the intersection of gaywood drive and gaywood court and, no surprise, everyone knew you
is this more or less corny than the “i bought this before elon went crazy” tesla owners
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
is this more or less corny than the “i bought this before elon went crazy” tesla owners
had to cancel Fancy Valentines Dinner because it’s snowing too hard
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
had to cancel Fancy Valentines Dinner because it’s snowing too hard