professor_abee
@professor-abee.bsky.social
knight in satan's service
at the open mic again
April 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
at the open mic again
love when a meal makes me burp the taste of the meal for the rest of the day
April 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
love when a meal makes me burp the taste of the meal for the rest of the day
new video call background of my cubicle that I will only use for "emergencies " and *not* for random days with no in-person meetings and I feel like I would rather walk into the ocean than waste my life sitting in my office
April 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
new video call background of my cubicle that I will only use for "emergencies " and *not* for random days with no in-person meetings and I feel like I would rather walk into the ocean than waste my life sitting in my office
I want to be sad and withdrawn and isolate myself but I'm at work and I'd be too bored so I'm just mad and online instead.
April 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I want to be sad and withdrawn and isolate myself but I'm at work and I'd be too bored so I'm just mad and online instead.
they don't make songs about this is the story of a girl where everyone's first impression of her is that she's really innocent but when you get to actually talking you find out she's kinda got a dirty mind anymore.
April 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
they don't make songs about this is the story of a girl where everyone's first impression of her is that she's really innocent but when you get to actually talking you find out she's kinda got a dirty mind anymore.
wearing my hat in a way that everyone at this party can still see my intact hairline
April 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
wearing my hat in a way that everyone at this party can still see my intact hairline
cracking open a mini can of full sugar sprite just to fucking feel something man
April 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
cracking open a mini can of full sugar sprite just to fucking feel something man
stuck in a call, haven't had lunch, wish I was dead, sleepy as hell... mondays.
April 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
stuck in a call, haven't had lunch, wish I was dead, sleepy as hell... mondays.
struggling to figure out my setlist for my next show because somehow I have written enough songs that this is a problem.
do I get rid of the oldest songs? even some people have told me they like? to prioritize a fun cover or two and the 3 new songs I've written since last time?
do I get rid of the oldest songs? even some people have told me they like? to prioritize a fun cover or two and the 3 new songs I've written since last time?
April 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
struggling to figure out my setlist for my next show because somehow I have written enough songs that this is a problem.
do I get rid of the oldest songs? even some people have told me they like? to prioritize a fun cover or two and the 3 new songs I've written since last time?
do I get rid of the oldest songs? even some people have told me they like? to prioritize a fun cover or two and the 3 new songs I've written since last time?
going to a 90s themed night at the roller rink tonight and I know I'm gonna see people wearing 2000s fashion and it's gonna piss me the fuck off
April 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
going to a 90s themed night at the roller rink tonight and I know I'm gonna see people wearing 2000s fashion and it's gonna piss me the fuck off
explaining to my friends that I will respect their gender identities, but will not be accurate about their sexual orientation on my tomodachi life island.
everyone's fuckin everyone.
everyone's fuckin everyone.
April 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
explaining to my friends that I will respect their gender identities, but will not be accurate about their sexual orientation on my tomodachi life island.
everyone's fuckin everyone.
everyone's fuckin everyone.
yeah still fighting the urge to shave my head.
i know that's, like, the classic "are you okay?" but in my defense, I used to do it every couple years anyway.
i know that's, like, the classic "are you okay?" but in my defense, I used to do it every couple years anyway.
April 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
yeah still fighting the urge to shave my head.
i know that's, like, the classic "are you okay?" but in my defense, I used to do it every couple years anyway.
i know that's, like, the classic "are you okay?" but in my defense, I used to do it every couple years anyway.
my favorite tv characters right now are a suicidal guy, a divorced guy, and a guy that feels like he can't speak to his family
April 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
my favorite tv characters right now are a suicidal guy, a divorced guy, and a guy that feels like he can't speak to his family
riffing with a guy at the bar yesterday about the spider-men and junkies outside his old hollywood blvd sublet and I'm still giggling at my "those aren't organic web shooters, those are track marks" joke
April 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
riffing with a guy at the bar yesterday about the spider-men and junkies outside his old hollywood blvd sublet and I'm still giggling at my "those aren't organic web shooters, those are track marks" joke
going to stop replying to friends checking in on me and tell them they should follow me on here instead to make sure I haven't done It.
April 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
going to stop replying to friends checking in on me and tell them they should follow me on here instead to make sure I haven't done It.
horseshoe theory but each end of the horseshoe is my mood and it's about posting.
I'm not quite sad enough to stop posting yet.
I'm not quite sad enough to stop posting yet.
April 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
horseshoe theory but each end of the horseshoe is my mood and it's about posting.
I'm not quite sad enough to stop posting yet.
I'm not quite sad enough to stop posting yet.
earnestly contemplated shaving my head on my commute this morning which is, I think, a bad sign
April 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
earnestly contemplated shaving my head on my commute this morning which is, I think, a bad sign
the best thing that happened to me yesterday was getting into a fight online and I worry that that's the best thing that'll happen to me all week.
April 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
the best thing that happened to me yesterday was getting into a fight online and I worry that that's the best thing that'll happen to me all week.
I feel like I've had my jaw clenched for the entire day
April 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I feel like I've had my jaw clenched for the entire day
didn't get to go up at the open mic tonight, so here's the new song I was gonna perform
youtu.be/vIbD5EPsGck?...
if you're in LA and free on may 2nd, come to the lucky strike at hollywood/highland to see me and my friends put on a show while tourists bowl.
youtu.be/vIbD5EPsGck?...
if you're in LA and free on may 2nd, come to the lucky strike at hollywood/highland to see me and my friends put on a show while tourists bowl.
it's cliche
YouTube video by Abe Jurado
youtu.be
April 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
didn't get to go up at the open mic tonight, so here's the new song I was gonna perform
youtu.be/vIbD5EPsGck?...
if you're in LA and free on may 2nd, come to the lucky strike at hollywood/highland to see me and my friends put on a show while tourists bowl.
youtu.be/vIbD5EPsGck?...
if you're in LA and free on may 2nd, come to the lucky strike at hollywood/highland to see me and my friends put on a show while tourists bowl.
if this meeting goes over by 1 minute, i'm leaving work an hour early tomorrow.
April 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
if this meeting goes over by 1 minute, i'm leaving work an hour early tomorrow.
🫠 rules. so versatile. it's horny, it's mortified, it's content. it's everything.
April 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
🫠 rules. so versatile. it's horny, it's mortified, it's content. it's everything.
hanging on for one more day because i was sent a screenshot that i will use to bully someone
April 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
hanging on for one more day because i was sent a screenshot that i will use to bully someone
going to the open mic tonight, which means playing chicken with the boilermaker I get to see if they call me before I'm too buzzed to play as well as I want to.
April 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
going to the open mic tonight, which means playing chicken with the boilermaker I get to see if they call me before I'm too buzzed to play as well as I want to.
meeting room is too quiet, I can hear people digesting.
April 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
meeting room is too quiet, I can hear people digesting.