jordan
@professorlitwick.bsky.social
they/them
35
queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally horny on main ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
35
queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally horny on main ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have meal prep I need to do but I got my flu and Covid shots today and my arm hurt and my body hurt and me eepy 😢
October 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I have meal prep I need to do but I got my flu and Covid shots today and my arm hurt and my body hurt and me eepy 😢
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free throw contest
September 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
free throw contest
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i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
September 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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I place one card face down and end my post
September 21, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I place one card face down and end my post
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hades 2 doodlin'
September 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
hades 2 doodlin'
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Nintendo character
September 19, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Nintendo character
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xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air!
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
September 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air!
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby
September 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby
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Sorry I objectified you. I promise I want to be friends too
September 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Sorry I objectified you. I promise I want to be friends too
Welcome to the stage, Nina Levin!
September 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Welcome to the stage, Nina Levin!
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I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
September 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
Oh but i love this deku baba design. Gross root tongue?
September 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Oh but i love this deku baba design. Gross root tongue?
Oh what is that Navi voice lol
September 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Oh what is that Navi voice lol
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It is possible to corrupt Donkey Kong Country 3 simply by being too skillful. Clearing the final level in one go without dying can result in Dixie and Kiddy becoming trapped in a nightmarish red location without escape, all just for being too good at the game.
August 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It is possible to corrupt Donkey Kong Country 3 simply by being too skillful. Clearing the final level in one go without dying can result in Dixie and Kiddy becoming trapped in a nightmarish red location without escape, all just for being too good at the game.
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Next Friday 🌟 September 4th
August 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Next Friday 🌟 September 4th