Afval Plaats
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Afval Plaats
@professorplaats.bsky.social
Just an unemployed doodler who loves to draw weird, surreal, cartoony crap. I also really like food, porn, and other cool stuff. Also, I think the president should kill himself. Seriously.
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I've got a Discord server. You can actually see me working on my art here. I've even got a channel where I post WIPs and sketches and stuff.
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Join the Afval's Amazing Archives Discord Server!
A safe haven for me, my art, my friends, and maybe my fans too if any. | 5 members
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I've got a Discord server. You can actually see me working on my art here. I've even got a channel where I post WIPs and sketches and stuff.
discord.gg/fGyW6MWVkf
Join the Afval's Amazing Archives Discord Server!
A safe haven for me, my art, my friends, and maybe my fans too if any. | 5 members
discord.gg
September 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
September 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes when I'm online and I suddenly bump into something suggestive after hours of scrolling through nothing but normal/wholesome stuff, I like to tug at my collar and pretend I'm patting my forehead with a rag like I'm a flustered preacher. "Whew! Lord give me strength."
September 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
September 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Mistakenly caught this poor guy during his mating season. Hopefully he got lucky before I caught him. He sure looks pretty though.
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September 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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It makes me very happy that the animators/writers of Chikn Nuggit give it’s characters muscle scenes… they should totally draw them buff more often XD
August 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Forgot to post this yesterday, but whatever.

She can see the tardigrades sleeping in the pores on your face.
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September 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
August 29, 2026 at 1:26 PM
August 28, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Got a whole MESS of nightmares for y'all today! Also, apparently Blue Sky lets you post more than four images? FUCK YOU, TWITTER, I'M PRO BLUE SKY NOW!!
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August 27, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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finding my joy
August 20, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Spread the word, folks, and please sign this petition. I sure as Hell did, who says you can't?
c.org/QqHLJBb6zX
Sign the Petition
Protect the Chapada do Araripe: Safeguard Its Paleontological and Environmental Heritage
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August 25, 2026 at 3:33 AM
August 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
What're ya scared of, Shuk? That's YOU!
Shuk: "Why's my head so BIG?!"
Old Shuk: "Why are you so fat?"
August 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Ever had a gastrobotomy before? It's pretty nice. It's like getting your hair, scalp, and brain scrubbed clean... Why do I taste diesel?
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August 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
August 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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August 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Striped grass mice
August 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident
August 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year.
July 23, 2026 at 9:32 AM
If I'm still alive by the time Trump inevitably kicks it, I'll look up wherever he's been buried and piss buckets all over his grave, buuuuut if I die first, then I'll just pray we don't get assigned the same chamber in Hell.
July 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM