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Schmeat
@professorschmeat.bsky.social
23 MIDI| Personal/nsfw| doodles n memes I stole from discord.

I Like cute and lewd things.
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Come lay down with space mama✨
September 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Honestly lowkey why I value the opinion of a exclusively Twitter user way less. Like if that's your only social media I just kind of expect you to be way shallower and flakier as a person, sorry
10 perverts who are ride or die for you is always more valuable than 10,000 people who don't give a shit
kayin.moe Kayin @kayin.moe · Aug 13
PROBABLY fake in a literal sense, but also EMOTIONALLY fake. Artists made more money on cohost. Some special interests are still on forums. Some people survive off fucking MAILING LISTS somehow. Reach is only useful if it reaches something you want. Views only matter if they're meaningful.
August 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Fitting In (Barely)⚪👙🩵
August 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Azz
July 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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June 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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wa hu
June 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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May 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Princess Peach & Rosalina storytime comm
April 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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marie
March 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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March 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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What now...?
March 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Ice Queen's big fat butt warmup!

#art #nsfw #AdventureTime #IceQueen
March 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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"Porn addiction" pseudoscience preys on anxiety and shame around sexual desire, leading to solutions that compound it.

This is just a rehashed version of old, religious prohibitions on masturbation. If it weren't, the apps would simply recommend you masturbate without porn.
March 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Happy Midna Monday!
March 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Need to S U C C
Gloria fan art for @angstrom.bsky.social
February 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Stupid fatass imp lol
February 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time
February 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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just stocking
February 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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REQUEST
February 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account
February 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Researchers discovered a publicly exposed frontend on a government-authorized server, containing 2,456 accessible files from the age verification vendor used by Discord.
Age verification vendor Persona left frontend exposed, researchers say
Behind a basic age check, researchers say Persona’s system runs extensive identity, watchlist, and adverse-media screening.
www.malwarebytes.com
February 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Kris on the protagonist role.
#kris #noelle #susie #toriel
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM