Probably just because Klonoa has a very dedicated fan base, and Namco isn’t exactly giving us anything

It’s a little odd that Evercade’s mascot is still based on the original handheld which has been discontinued for years at this point

Raw meat rat

That’s because tech bros have no soul and cannot fathom the idea of genuine human connection

But then the bots will make bots that are indistinguishable from nonbots. Then the spy bots will start fighting with each other while we are fighting with the bots and the bot nonbots while the bots are fighting with us and the human nonbots

What if this is the start of the robot uprising? A very disappointing robot uprising where it’s just them arguing with people on Bluesky

The human equivalent of the Chihuahua: weak yet loud and obnoxious, and quite possibly also structurally deformed

Who’s ready to pray 🙏🙏🙏

Completely unrelated to anything. The creature in the picture looks like a thumb. That is all

The mind of the lizard is so free from hate, free from anger, free from thought, that they can change their sex at will. The empty little lizard brain cavity acts as a little storage pocket for the unused genital bit

I’m going to live with the Wombats now. Dirt hole. Safe. Warm.

America grew complacent in its comfortable position on top of the world, fueled by a Democratic Party which is terrified of change. Things will be worse than ever before, but Americans are nothing if not stubborn. We’ll make it out, and when we do we’ll be complacent no longer

We are burnt toast

3 is very good too, but feels a bit to modern for what you might be targeting

I know everyone’s saying 3, but when I imagine 80‘s and 90‘s cartoons, one of the first things I think of are the villains. I can’t imagine tmnt without Shredder. I think the big bad has to be included as arguably the most impactful characters in that era of cartoon, so my vote is 4.