Pizza Pony
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gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
October 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
Jeff The Killer is my favorite bad creepypasta. that image has always unironically terrified me ever since i was a kid, and i think if i ever got jumpscared by it, I would piss and shit myself irl
October 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jeff The Killer is my favorite bad creepypasta. that image has always unironically terrified me ever since i was a kid, and i think if i ever got jumpscared by it, I would piss and shit myself irl
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REMEMBER THIS NUMBER!!!!!:
502.70
502.70
October 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
REMEMBER THIS NUMBER!!!!!:
502.70
502.70
I have been granted the FULL BLESSING of the CATHOLIC CHURCH to receive the the 1 (one) extra bloobery muffin they had in the back. It is delightful :)
September 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I have been granted the FULL BLESSING of the CATHOLIC CHURCH to receive the the 1 (one) extra bloobery muffin they had in the back. It is delightful :)
Talking into the fan, enjoying how it makes my voice sound tinny and robotic. Beep boop blarp.
September 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Talking into the fan, enjoying how it makes my voice sound tinny and robotic. Beep boop blarp.
25 emotions practice. I did not make the template
September 28, 2026 at 5:07 AM
25 emotions practice. I did not make the template
are you sick of her yet
September 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
are you sick of her yet
Useless fun fact time:
In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina'
In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina'
September 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Useless fun fact time:
In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina'
In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina'
Its kind of silly and dumb but I solved today's wordle, without really expecting to be able to do so, and im proud of that shit
September 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Its kind of silly and dumb but I solved today's wordle, without really expecting to be able to do so, and im proud of that shit
i cant post ESV1-P2 apparently, because it has an aspect ratio that is unsupported. go figure. just between you and me, it looks best on the blog anyway :) subtle nudging :) :)
September 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i cant post ESV1-P2 apparently, because it has an aspect ratio that is unsupported. go figure. just between you and me, it looks best on the blog anyway :) subtle nudging :) :)
ESV1-P1 [FLASHING LIGHTS]
September 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ESV1-P1 [FLASHING LIGHTS]
Just realized that i could totally be posting my finished comic stuff here, as well. Idk why i haven't yet.
So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com
So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com
September 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just realized that i could totally be posting my finished comic stuff here, as well. Idk why i haven't yet.
So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com
So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com
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at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british
August 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
August 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
don't let today's bad news distract you from the fact that A MAN has FALLEN into THE RIVER in LEGO CITY !
START the NEW Rescue Helicopter !
. . . HEY !
BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE !
PREPARE the LIFELINE !
LOWER the STRETCHER !
and MAKE the RESCUE !
START the NEW Rescue Helicopter !
. . . HEY !
BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE !
PREPARE the LIFELINE !
LOWER the STRETCHER !
and MAKE the RESCUE !
August 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
don't let today's bad news distract you from the fact that A MAN has FALLEN into THE RIVER in LEGO CITY !
START the NEW Rescue Helicopter !
. . . HEY !
BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE !
PREPARE the LIFELINE !
LOWER the STRETCHER !
and MAKE the RESCUE !
START the NEW Rescue Helicopter !
. . . HEY !
BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE !
PREPARE the LIFELINE !
LOWER the STRETCHER !
and MAKE the RESCUE !
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Double Fine now officially owns all of its games made under Xbox and their publishing rights. https://kotaku.com/psychonauts-dev-now-owns-all-its-games-publishing-rights-2000726713
Psychonauts Dev Now Owns All Its Games And Publishing Rights
'Everything, we got back, the transfer of the IP came back to us'
kotaku.com
August 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Double Fine now officially owns all of its games made under Xbox and their publishing rights. https://kotaku.com/psychonauts-dev-now-owns-all-its-games-publishing-rights-2000726713
Had a bit of a bad day, so im going to take it out on a shitty movie I watched tonight. The Stickman's Hollow (2024) just might be the most boring, worthless, least impactful movie I have seen all year.
August 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Had a bit of a bad day, so im going to take it out on a shitty movie I watched tonight. The Stickman's Hollow (2024) just might be the most boring, worthless, least impactful movie I have seen all year.
ive got a lil cartoon man in my head
He helps me with daydream stuff.
hes got a telephone
He helps me with daydream stuff.
hes got a telephone
August 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
ive got a lil cartoon man in my head
He helps me with daydream stuff.
hes got a telephone
He helps me with daydream stuff.
hes got a telephone