One day, this day will be the day you're referring back to as "that day..."

Welcher Architekt auch immer die Entscheidung getroffen hat das Badezimmer Lichtschalter außen an der Tùr sein müssen.
Danke. Es war ein guter streich den man Leuten im Bad spielen konnte. Bis jetzt.
Schade das wir alle unsere Handys im Bad haben als Taschenlampen.

If somebody tells me again that the Billionaires have earned their money i will tell them them this:

These are people that have 1 million times the money you probably have. If you think you deserve to have 1 million times less than somebody else, then you truly are 1 million times dumber than them.

I hope Macron and Rutte reveal that they didn't send those texts and Trump finally realizes that everyone of his sycophants around him are lying 24/7 to keep him happy.

And then his little heart breaks and he stops being president.

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

I don't think Doctors can give out notes that justify invading a country.

Lindner: "Deutschland ist gerade net so toll weil wir net wachsen"

Wenn wir doch nur in Wachstum investiert hätten :(

L:"Von Mehrwertssteuer Senkung bei Lebensmitteln würden Reiche mehr profitieren als Arme"

Trump denkt Äpfel sind im Supermarkt im Kühlschrank. Ich glaube nicht das das stimmt.

Schau gerade die ganzen Wahlkampgangen bei der Vertrauensfrage im Bundestag

Merz:"In Deutschland fehlen jährlich 200h Arbeit. Wir müssen alle mehr arbeiten"

Ich bin dafür wir streichen dem Herr Merz die Urlaubstage. Dann haben wir die 200h die fehlen wieder und alle sind glücklich.

people keep talking about Kobys glow up being the best like our girl carrots didnt even happen

When you have a common pet (cat,dog) they must think when you go to the store to buy food that you were out hunting. Thats how they get food in the wild.
My ungrateful bunnies dont appreciate me buying 10 dollars worth of salad for them. They think their food grows on trees, just because it does.