Cappin Murica
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Losto Murica, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
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If a game doesn't hold up on easy mode, it isn't worth slogging through the hard mode. 👍🏽
September 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If a game doesn't hold up on easy mode, it isn't worth slogging through the hard mode. 👍🏽
Guest: The Reformation was so flawed it had to be Reformed, and the Treasury of Merit was always bullsh*t.
Me: Why would you bring up...is the White House tariffing souls now?
Waiter: Ok guys, relax, you're getting looks.
Reading the room, we were gone in under five minutes. Lotta red hats.
Me: Why would you bring up...is the White House tariffing souls now?
Waiter: Ok guys, relax, you're getting looks.
Reading the room, we were gone in under five minutes. Lotta red hats.
September 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Guest: The Reformation was so flawed it had to be Reformed, and the Treasury of Merit was always bullsh*t.
Me: Why would you bring up...is the White House tariffing souls now?
Waiter: Ok guys, relax, you're getting looks.
Reading the room, we were gone in under five minutes. Lotta red hats.
Me: Why would you bring up...is the White House tariffing souls now?
Waiter: Ok guys, relax, you're getting looks.
Reading the room, we were gone in under five minutes. Lotta red hats.
Idk...maybe expect the blitz on every play? Idk.
September 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Idk...maybe expect the blitz on every play? Idk.
How does MAGA claim Christianity on a basis of eugenics and occult...stuff?
September 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
How does MAGA claim Christianity on a basis of eugenics and occult...stuff?
One of Trump's kids could referee a better NFL game than Shawn "peak nepo" Hochuli. Embarrassment to the profession, the league, and the sport.
September 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
One of Trump's kids could referee a better NFL game than Shawn "peak nepo" Hochuli. Embarrassment to the profession, the league, and the sport.
This week was for the gambling houses.
September 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This week was for the gambling houses.
I'm out. Nobody do something dumb and get hurt. F*cking ridiculous.
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'm out. Nobody do something dumb and get hurt. F*cking ridiculous.
Whole ass trainwreck of a drive in the wrong direction. Wow. Unreal.
September 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Whole ass trainwreck of a drive in the wrong direction. Wow. Unreal.
He didn't even land on him wtfbbq!!! #packers #nowfootballsback
September 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
He didn't even land on him wtfbbq!!! #packers #nowfootballsback
Come one, don't waste chances like that. Can't lose to 2Sprainz.
September 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Come one, don't waste chances like that. Can't lose to 2Sprainz.
The influx of WWE characters into the White House cabinet smells more than faintly of script writing. Actually...nah, couldn't be.
September 11, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The influx of WWE characters into the White House cabinet smells more than faintly of script writing. Actually...nah, couldn't be.
September 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Apparently there still isn't enough poison in the Trumpapaloosah kool-aid.
September 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Apparently there still isn't enough poison in the Trumpapaloosah kool-aid.
I know for a fact some of my police chases in GTA would have required several tanks of gas. Kinda concerning.
September 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I know for a fact some of my police chases in GTA would have required several tanks of gas. Kinda concerning.
How does Donald know whether potatoes are small or not and who taught him that?
September 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
How does Donald know whether potatoes are small or not and who taught him that?
All that really changes is the numbers get bigger and the percentage of the people who make them gets smaller.
September 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
All that really changes is the numbers get bigger and the percentage of the people who make them gets smaller.
If you're constantly asking "what if?" with the structural foundation of your culture, and not "what works, and how can we make it better" then eventually you're going to oops it up so badly it's unrecoverable.
September 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If you're constantly asking "what if?" with the structural foundation of your culture, and not "what works, and how can we make it better" then eventually you're going to oops it up so badly it's unrecoverable.
Kinda considering doing longform on here but like how many 300ish character posts does one go through before scrolling away? Idk. I can't think of anything that would warrant it. End up looking like one of those journals from Se7en.
September 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Kinda considering doing longform on here but like how many 300ish character posts does one go through before scrolling away? Idk. I can't think of anything that would warrant it. End up looking like one of those journals from Se7en.
The larger a group gets, the more love dies.
September 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The larger a group gets, the more love dies.
If cops didn't toe the thin line and do everything they can to protect the sh*ttiest among them then more candidates might consider joining. It's genuinely stupid and detracts from the honorable oath in theory. Then they gotta give goofy bonuses they may or may not even see just to have bodies. 🤷🏼
September 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If cops didn't toe the thin line and do everything they can to protect the sh*ttiest among them then more candidates might consider joining. It's genuinely stupid and detracts from the honorable oath in theory. Then they gotta give goofy bonuses they may or may not even see just to have bodies. 🤷🏼
MAGA: Red Son Superman
The Constitution: their red sun/kryptonite
The Supreme Court: a lead box
The Constitution: their red sun/kryptonite
The Supreme Court: a lead box
September 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
MAGA: Red Son Superman
The Constitution: their red sun/kryptonite
The Supreme Court: a lead box
The Constitution: their red sun/kryptonite
The Supreme Court: a lead box
Yep. There it is. Donny tried to call New England New New America because something about very nasty people.
September 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Yep. There it is. Donny tried to call New England New New America because something about very nasty people.
Calling people out is fine, but don't confuse gross estimates and ultimate net results. You look goofy.
September 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Calling people out is fine, but don't confuse gross estimates and ultimate net results. You look goofy.
Immortals Phoenix Rising is so much better than the elf sh*t Nintendo's dropping for like the tenth time.
September 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Immortals Phoenix Rising is so much better than the elf sh*t Nintendo's dropping for like the tenth time.