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I need help writing an artists grant to buy fifty fleshlights and fifty magic eight balls and fifty bananas and some tape
April 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I need help writing an artists grant to buy fifty fleshlights and fifty magic eight balls and fifty bananas and some tape
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If you guys were miller high lifes you would be the little stubby bottles
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you guys were miller high lifes you would be the little stubby bottles
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The doctor said there’s so much fluid in my head that I have tides
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The doctor said there’s so much fluid in my head that I have tides
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Vulva sounds like a Pokémon but it’s actually a part of the clitoris
May 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Vulva sounds like a Pokémon but it’s actually a part of the clitoris
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You guys are like the Cookie Monster of Obamacare subsidies I swear to god
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You guys are like the Cookie Monster of Obamacare subsidies I swear to god
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You can tell when someone starts trusting you because their emotional vulnerabilities start glowing like a Zelda boss
March 10, 2024 at 8:04 PM
You can tell when someone starts trusting you because their emotional vulnerabilities start glowing like a Zelda boss
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Lice are a great sustainable source of protein but I can’t get them because kids won’t let me try on their hats
January 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lice are a great sustainable source of protein but I can’t get them because kids won’t let me try on their hats
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I was robbed of my childhood at 36
February 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I was robbed of my childhood at 36
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The subreddit has replaced the family unit as the most basic building block of human interaction
June 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
The subreddit has replaced the family unit as the most basic building block of human interaction
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Explaining condoms to my swordsmen was easy. Explaining condoms to my archers was easy. Unfortunately there was nothing I could liken them to that would speak to my spearmen and now they’re all syphilitic
October 2, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Explaining condoms to my swordsmen was easy. Explaining condoms to my archers was easy. Unfortunately there was nothing I could liken them to that would speak to my spearmen and now they’re all syphilitic
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Me and my agribusiness friends are working on a corn that leeches the calcium out of your bones but it probably won’t be ready in time for the holiday season
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Me and my agribusiness friends are working on a corn that leeches the calcium out of your bones but it probably won’t be ready in time for the holiday season
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Scientists hate my occultist parables but they love to study the chemicals I emit
June 1, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Scientists hate my occultist parables but they love to study the chemicals I emit
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I wish my neck continued all the way through my head and out the top
July 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I wish my neck continued all the way through my head and out the top
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If I was Hitlers parents I would have made him spend 45 minutes in the pyramid every morning
July 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM
If I was Hitlers parents I would have made him spend 45 minutes in the pyramid every morning
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Hot tip never play hide and seek with a Chinese duck they’re always Peking
November 17, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Hot tip never play hide and seek with a Chinese duck they’re always Peking
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Nobody who ever owned the drive jacket has been radicalized. The drive jacket is a kind of ideological firewall
January 12, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Nobody who ever owned the drive jacket has been radicalized. The drive jacket is a kind of ideological firewall
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The fuhrer has ein opportunity to do der funniest thing possible
July 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
The fuhrer has ein opportunity to do der funniest thing possible
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i cant find my cd of bad faith renditions of holiday classics
November 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
i cant find my cd of bad faith renditions of holiday classics
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Figured it out
How do I turn a folder full of wav files on my phone into a playlist
April 21, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Figured it out
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Write 500 posts down on a piece of paper. Roll it up and stuff it in a glass bottle. Break that over your stepdads head
July 10, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Write 500 posts down on a piece of paper. Roll it up and stuff it in a glass bottle. Break that over your stepdads head
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they call me the white pope because im the first white boy to become pope
September 25, 2023 at 7:31 PM
they call me the white pope because im the first white boy to become pope
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I’m spamming the cry emote and farming human kindness
May 29, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I’m spamming the cry emote and farming human kindness
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A lot harder to fumble the bag when your hands are sticky with blood
April 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
A lot harder to fumble the bag when your hands are sticky with blood