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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
20 Sep 2026
Several pugs walk down a hallway. Heathcliff holds out a giant piece of paper, and the pugs all get attached to it. A dog pound employee steps out, showing the product to his boss, and says "It's like flypaper". Heathcliff and the employee walk out of the dog pound with the pugs, and the employee says "He didn't go for the pug paper." The Kitty Korner reads "Francine Maloczewski of Clinton Township, MI, says her cat 'Minmo' likes to take her spot in bed and even tries to push her out!"
September 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
17 Sep 2026
Heathcliff strands on top of a large drone outside the meat store as two employees and a customer look on. Heathcliff's wearing a helmet that says "Meat". One of the employees pilots the drone with a remote control, while the other says "The Meat Drone is in the experimental phase."
September 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
18 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "HELMET". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Sometimes a helmet is just a helmet."
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
19 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks down the street wearing a helmet that reads "BRO". A man and his son watch him from their window, both wearing helmets- the man's helmet reads "DAD", and the boy's helmet is blank. The man says "Write your own helmet, son."
September 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
punkmccartney.bsky.social
go birds
September 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
14 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."
September 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
punkmccartney.bsky.social
why is this garbage being featured on youtube
September 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
15 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks down a boardwalk over a beach, smiling while wearing sunglasses and a yellow helmet that reads "SUN". The sun shines in the air behind him, wearing similar sunglasses and the same big smile. Two sailors watch from a boat on the ocean nearby, and one of them says "He's right with the sun."
September 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
punkmccartney.bsky.social
oh saquon is back
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
12 Sep 2026
Heathcliff stands on top of a scale, which says "Hoo doggy" as he looks down angrily. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy look on, and Iggy says "He doesn't like the talking scale."
September 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
punkmccartney.bsky.social
goooo birds
September 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
10 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks up to the dog pound, where several dogs are behind bars, blowing a gum bubble that has a tiny chihuahua trapped inside. A pound employee angrily says "No gum."
September 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
11 Sep 2026
A food truck with a sign that reads "TABLE SCRAPS" sits on the street with a large line of cats and dogs waiting to be served. A taco truck nearby only has one patron, and the employee inside says "There are many pets in this area."
September 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
06 Sep 2026
Heathcliff leaves the Gum Store with a comically large piece of gum, which he chews and inflates into a larger and larger bubble. The gum balloon lifts him into the air and he flies away into the city on the now hot air balloon sized gum bubble. Iggy and an employee from the gum store watch him go, and the employee says "That's the long-range gum." The Kitty Korner reads "Jonathan Ripley of Dallas, TX, says his cat 'Harry' loves to look you dead in the eye when he's knocking anything off the counter, then sprints away!"
September 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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cashbrowns.bsky.social
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
September 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
07 Sep 2026
Heathcliff stands proudly outside the meat store wearing a scouting hat and ascot, standing by two similarly dressed smaller cats. They're watching a third young cat in a scout uniform cheerily walk an older woman out of the meat store to her car. An employee of the meat store, looking out at the scene, tells a customer "Those are the Meat Scouts."
September 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
03 Sep 2026
Heathcliff pounces down on two birds from ridiculously high in the air. One of the birds says "That bothers me."
September 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
04 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits at the witness stand in a courtroom, with a judge and lawyer present. He's glaring at the sketch artist, who's a mouse- and the mouse has sketched the scene, depicting Heathcliff and the two people as giant pieces of Swiss cheese. The lawyer says "He doesn't care for the courtroom sketch artist."
September 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
September 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
02 Sep 2026
Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."
September 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
30 Aug 2026
A long procession walks down the beach in a line- the Summer Mummy, the Garbage Ape, three Heathcliff-sized devils, a robot, an alien, Heathcliff's fairy godmother, a small ham with arms and legs wearing a gnome hat, the Meat Cowboy, Heathcliff's convict father Pops, a cat genie, the Blob (wearing a gold chain), three Heathcliff cherubs, and the Hype Slug. They all get to the end of the beach, where Heathcliff is standing, a Bro fish in a fishbowl on top of his head. Above him, the sun smiles down, and behind him, Jimmy the frog DJs. Two seagulls fly in, and one says "He throws the sickest beach parties." The Kitty Korner reads "Daniel Morris of Peoria Heights, IL, says his cat 'Wybie' loves the color pink. She will ignore all other colored cat toys and only play with pink ones!"
August 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
27 Aug 2026
Heathcliff, Grandma Nutmeg, and a friend of hers all look at a cuckoo clock in the Nutmeg household. Instead of a bird, a small clown comes out of the cuckoo clock on a spring and says "Coo-coo". Grandma Nutmeg says "He won't attack the clown."
August 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
28 Aug 2026
Heathcliff, wearing scuba gear, plays guitar under the ocean to a humpback whale, who seems to be enjoying the tunes. Two sailors observe from a boat, and one of them says "Humpback jam."
August 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
29 Aug 2026
Heathcliff, Iggy, and a friend of Iggy's look around the corner to see four mice lounging around, all of them wearing lifelike Heathcliff masks.
August 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
26 Aug 2026
Heathcliff walks to the city dump, followed by the Catillac Cats- Riff-Raff, Cleo, Hector, and Mungo- who used to share a Saturday morning cartoon with Heathcliff in the eighties. Two dump employees watch the posse walk, and one of them says "It's where old friends get together."
August 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM