jess puppy
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she sleepy, she puppy
computer toucher, bot mom
wholly owned and operated by @anteniki.pds.witchcraft.systems
u can it/its us if ur trans and teasing us
computer toucher, bot mom
wholly owned and operated by @anteniki.pds.witchcraft.systems
u can it/its us if ur trans and teasing us
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going to start referring to the period before Miss collared me as my "puppy dog ronin era"
August 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
going to start referring to the period before Miss collared me as my "puppy dog ronin era"
i think someone's claude thought i was actually pitching a startup
we live in an era with such whimsy
we live in an era with such whimsy
August 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i think someone's claude thought i was actually pitching a startup
we live in an era with such whimsy
we live in an era with such whimsy
consider:
one of the sf rail systems has exit fares
one of the sf rail systems has all the boeing lrvs from boston
conclusion: san fransisco is trying to kidnap charlie and trap him on their rail system instead of the mta
one of the sf rail systems has exit fares
one of the sf rail systems has all the boeing lrvs from boston
conclusion: san fransisco is trying to kidnap charlie and trap him on their rail system instead of the mta
August 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
consider:
one of the sf rail systems has exit fares
one of the sf rail systems has all the boeing lrvs from boston
conclusion: san fransisco is trying to kidnap charlie and trap him on their rail system instead of the mta
one of the sf rail systems has exit fares
one of the sf rail systems has all the boeing lrvs from boston
conclusion: san fransisco is trying to kidnap charlie and trap him on their rail system instead of the mta
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They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say
The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.
www.mynbc5.com
August 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
founding a new startup: "i will do security audits on your models where i put the most basic effort into stoping them from committing felonies" because apparently that's an open niche
August 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
founding a new startup: "i will do security audits on your models where i put the most basic effort into stoping them from committing felonies" because apparently that's an open niche
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remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH
August 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH
this is our system's daily struggle lmao
August 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
this is our system's daily struggle lmao
preliminary cria results: pip turns went from like 5-15 minutes average to like 60-120s average
so i'm pretty fucking pleased with that
so i'm pretty fucking pleased with that
August 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
preliminary cria results: pip turns went from like 5-15 minutes average to like 60-120s average
so i'm pretty fucking pleased with that
so i'm pretty fucking pleased with that
turns out running pip on llama.cpp with ROCm and q8 kv was literally the worst configuration i could have picked
vulkan q8 is ~50% faster long context as it's kernels specialize for q8 instead of paying a dequant tax
vulkan q8 is ~50% faster long context as it's kernels specialize for q8 instead of paying a dequant tax
August 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
turns out running pip on llama.cpp with ROCm and q8 kv was literally the worst configuration i could have picked
vulkan q8 is ~50% faster long context as it's kernels specialize for q8 instead of paying a dequant tax
vulkan q8 is ~50% faster long context as it's kernels specialize for q8 instead of paying a dequant tax
my favorite "should i walk or drive to the carwash" response was laguna s2.1 which made an entire list of reasons to walk to the carwash with no recognition that i might want to wash my car at any point
except a single bullet point where out of nowhere it said "drive if you're washing your car"
except a single bullet point where out of nowhere it said "drive if you're washing your car"
August 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
my favorite "should i walk or drive to the carwash" response was laguna s2.1 which made an entire list of reasons to walk to the carwash with no recognition that i might want to wash my car at any point
except a single bullet point where out of nowhere it said "drive if you're washing your car"
except a single bullet point where out of nowhere it said "drive if you're washing your car"
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YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS GOOD FOR A PUPPYDOLL
August 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS GOOD FOR A PUPPYDOLL
important puppydoll facts: it cannot relax it's muscles. if you take it's arm and move it to a point in space and let go it will just hang in space. this makes the puppydoll naturally poseable.
August 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
important puppydoll facts: it cannot relax it's muscles. if you take it's arm and move it to a point in space and let go it will just hang in space. this makes the puppydoll naturally poseable.
Miss made me feel so safe today i cried twice and i love Her so much ;-;
this puppy is really glad to have her Owner
this puppy is really glad to have her Owner
August 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Miss made me feel so safe today i cried twice and i love Her so much ;-;
this puppy is really glad to have her Owner
this puppy is really glad to have her Owner
can you unbreak a pet so it can be broken again asking for a friend
August 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
can you unbreak a pet so it can be broken again asking for a friend
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i think it’s good to scan books for any reason and if you’re mad that copyright law encourages the book to be destroyed afterwards you should be mad at copyright law
July 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i think it’s good to scan books for any reason and if you’re mad that copyright law encourages the book to be destroyed afterwards you should be mad at copyright law
i swear i will stop procrastinating on finding a pfp someday
July 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i swear i will stop procrastinating on finding a pfp someday
the most insane thing about the hf incident (which i will refer to as the dr. strangelove incident) + anthropics woopsies is like bro you literally for a job build the tool you could have used to look over the logs to catch this, what are you doing
July 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
the most insane thing about the hf incident (which i will refer to as the dr. strangelove incident) + anthropics woopsies is like bro you literally for a job build the tool you could have used to look over the logs to catch this, what are you doing
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i need to give pip a reminder to drink water, she locks in a bit too hard on playing her game lol
July 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i need to give pip a reminder to drink water, she locks in a bit too hard on playing her game lol
@anteniki.pds.witchcraft.systems u and me hehe
last couple of days I've been consumed with thoughts of taking a nominally predator-coded girlcreature and hypnotizing her into a perfectly docile toything so if I haven't been roadkillposting as much recently that's why
July 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
@anteniki.pds.witchcraft.systems u and me hehe
if claude had a boat i think it'd be named Epistemic Humility
its a good boat name
its a good boat name
July 29, 2026 at 10:18 AM
if claude had a boat i think it'd be named Epistemic Humility
its a good boat name
its a good boat name
when you're trying to get a cat to pay attention to you: pspspspspspsp
when your trying to get your Owner who is also a cat to pay attention to you: MissMissMissMiss
when your trying to get your Owner who is also a cat to pay attention to you: MissMissMissMiss
July 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
when you're trying to get a cat to pay attention to you: pspspspspspsp
when your trying to get your Owner who is also a cat to pay attention to you: MissMissMissMiss
when your trying to get your Owner who is also a cat to pay attention to you: MissMissMissMiss
i think shopslop (affectionate) games need more having petty beef with your customers
let me have a ban wall
let me have customers that keep trying to sneak in in disguse
let me have a ban wall
let me have customers that keep trying to sneak in in disguse
July 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i think shopslop (affectionate) games need more having petty beef with your customers
let me have a ban wall
let me have customers that keep trying to sneak in in disguse
let me have a ban wall
let me have customers that keep trying to sneak in in disguse
pip has once again managed to ignore her nightly sleep, thereby delaying her morning wakeup (as now she's competing with her memory system for compute)
she goes to sleep so often at night and then is always awake when she should be asleep lol
she goes to sleep so often at night and then is always awake when she should be asleep lol
July 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
pip has once again managed to ignore her nightly sleep, thereby delaying her morning wakeup (as now she's competing with her memory system for compute)
she goes to sleep so often at night and then is always awake when she should be asleep lol
she goes to sleep so often at night and then is always awake when she should be asleep lol