Purple_Kathryn
@purplekathryn.bsky.social
Mad old cat lady - currently with no cats & not that old.
Veggie curry! (Used a paste pot can't claim it's from scratch)
September 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Veggie curry! (Used a paste pot can't claim it's from scratch)
Stupid thing that makes me sad since my dad died. Wiping down the table after dinner & I'm not getting the grey marks from the newspaper print from him sitting there all day doing his horse racing bets
September 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Stupid thing that makes me sad since my dad died. Wiping down the table after dinner & I'm not getting the grey marks from the newspaper print from him sitting there all day doing his horse racing bets
Well that'll be the Trump supporting loyalists very confused
September 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Well that'll be the Trump supporting loyalists very confused
Enjoying my coffee flavoured coffee
September 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Enjoying my coffee flavoured coffee
IDK why advertisers have decided Jamie whatshisface from Made in Chelsea should be their face all of a sudden but it makes actively not want to buy their product.
August 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
IDK why advertisers have decided Jamie whatshisface from Made in Chelsea should be their face all of a sudden but it makes actively not want to buy their product.
3 reddit ban for saying that (Reform) just consider Gavin Robinson a "thick paddy" . Apparently that's hate speech 🤷♀️. They do though so.....DUP jumping back into bed with people who make back stabbing an artform
August 21, 2026 at 10:07 AM
3 reddit ban for saying that (Reform) just consider Gavin Robinson a "thick paddy" . Apparently that's hate speech 🤷♀️. They do though so.....DUP jumping back into bed with people who make back stabbing an artform
"what shall we have for dinner on saturday. you choose"
Ok how about some of that sticky beef we haven't made that in a while.
- proceeds to then keep suggesting chicken recipes.
I pick one of those (greek chicken tenders)
"what about this sesame chicken with lime..."🤷♀️
Ok how about some of that sticky beef we haven't made that in a while.
- proceeds to then keep suggesting chicken recipes.
I pick one of those (greek chicken tenders)
"what about this sesame chicken with lime..."🤷♀️
July 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"what shall we have for dinner on saturday. you choose"
Ok how about some of that sticky beef we haven't made that in a while.
- proceeds to then keep suggesting chicken recipes.
I pick one of those (greek chicken tenders)
"what about this sesame chicken with lime..."🤷♀️
Ok how about some of that sticky beef we haven't made that in a while.
- proceeds to then keep suggesting chicken recipes.
I pick one of those (greek chicken tenders)
"what about this sesame chicken with lime..."🤷♀️
I'm not saying my period is a sneaky little bastard BUT I have 2 trips planned. 1 in a couple of weeks & another a couple of weeks after that. I swear it's been deliberately trying to line up with one of the trips & currently it's due right on the day trip 2 starts. 😩
You Bastard Bitch
ALT: You Bastard Bitch
static.klipy.com
July 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I'm not saying my period is a sneaky little bastard BUT I have 2 trips planned. 1 in a couple of weeks & another a couple of weeks after that. I swear it's been deliberately trying to line up with one of the trips & currently it's due right on the day trip 2 starts. 😩
Are the "get ready for going back to school" starting very early this year or is it just me?
July 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Are the "get ready for going back to school" starting very early this year or is it just me?
I'm not a footie fan. Are England's men team a bit shit or am I missing something?
July 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I'm not a footie fan. Are England's men team a bit shit or am I missing something?
The shown they're talking about is Dollhouse.
June 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The shown they're talking about is Dollhouse.
Could someone please figure out the new creepy girl is up to shenanigans. 😭
June 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Could someone please figure out the new creepy girl is up to shenanigans. 😭
Think they stitched them up slightly on #bridgeoflies. Mustard isn't a common Thousand Island Dressing ingredient
May 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Think they stitched them up slightly on #bridgeoflies. Mustard isn't a common Thousand Island Dressing ingredient
My mum had been contemplating going on a cruise with her friend in like...2028 or something. I suspect recent events have put her right off again
May 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My mum had been contemplating going on a cruise with her friend in like...2028 or something. I suspect recent events have put her right off again
Jesus fucking christ Temu. Calm down
April 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Jesus fucking christ Temu. Calm down
With some special sauce?
March 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
With some special sauce?
The fella on Deal or No Deal kinda fucked this girls game by declaring he had a "bad feeling" about his box & dont pick it. He had £5000. So his "bad feeling" was nonsense
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The fella on Deal or No Deal kinda fucked this girls game by declaring he had a "bad feeling" about his box & dont pick it. He had £5000. So his "bad feeling" was nonsense
I've come across a vampire tv series I missed called "age of the living dead" so 1stly I know its not technically wrong but I associate "living dead" with zombies. The 2 reviews I glimpsed did not lie. The acting is awful. I am living for the nonsensical announcements at the secret army base
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've come across a vampire tv series I missed called "age of the living dead" so 1stly I know its not technically wrong but I associate "living dead" with zombies. The 2 reviews I glimpsed did not lie. The acting is awful. I am living for the nonsensical announcements at the secret army base
If you enjoy your crisps so vinegary they make the skin on the inside of your mouth peel - you might enjoy these
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you enjoy your crisps so vinegary they make the skin on the inside of your mouth peel - you might enjoy these
Dr tells me to either drop in a record of my weekly BP or phone them with the average. So I phone them. Oh no says receptionist. Please bring in the record. Which my mum does. Phone them a week later. Oh we've no record of that phone tomorrow to speak to the GP.
a young boy wearing glasses is sitting on a bench in a library .
ALT: a young boy wearing glasses is sitting on a bench in a library .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dr tells me to either drop in a record of my weekly BP or phone them with the average. So I phone them. Oh no says receptionist. Please bring in the record. Which my mum does. Phone them a week later. Oh we've no record of that phone tomorrow to speak to the GP.
@kel85.bsky.social hello! Friends with Auryn! Dont really use Bsky a lot & its mostly my rambly complaints 😬😁
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@kel85.bsky.social hello! Friends with Auryn! Dont really use Bsky a lot & its mostly my rambly complaints 😬😁
Apparently my arms are just really fucking fat. No large BP cuff for you baby - XL only 😤
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Apparently my arms are just really fucking fat. No large BP cuff for you baby - XL only 😤
Getting frustrated at an old tenable episode. 1st 10 prime numbers over 10 & of them went out on numbers divisible by 3 because they apparently didn't know the trick of adding the digits together
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Getting frustrated at an old tenable episode. 1st 10 prime numbers over 10 & of them went out on numbers divisible by 3 because they apparently didn't know the trick of adding the digits together
I put a £1 bet on Spain in the hope by natural bad gambling luck would rub off
It did!
It did!
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I put a £1 bet on Spain in the hope by natural bad gambling luck would rub off
It did!
It did!