Jade the Silly
purplethecat.bsky.social
Jade the Silly
@purplethecat.bsky.social
14, trans, bi-sexual
💙Trisha💙
DMs open!
ITS COMING
TOMORROW
August 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
why is there an influx of minors making accounts that are 18- only
August 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
shit dude the duvking fuckinf like guy judt szid the craziest thjn
August 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
twenty one followers 💜
August 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
no new progress on all ends
I keep forgetting to message randy
torment progress update thread #2

1: green has not made any new progress

2: carnelian has 3 att past the first drop

3: Randy hasn’t contacted me at all and will most likely be kicked

4: crimson has not made further progress

5: mimi has the level in 2 runs
torment progress update thread

1: green has the level in 3 runs

2: carnelian has the level in 4 runs, one Attempt past the first wave

3: penguino got kicked from verification

4: Randy hasn’t done jack shit

5: crimson has 40-100
August 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
it’s great to be back
August 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
well well well
my girlfriend said id get brizz on april 4th
August 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
maybe 2027, who knows
July 23, 2026 at 2:49 AM
2028
July 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
torment progress update thread #2

1: green has not made any new progress

2: carnelian has 3 att past the first drop

3: Randy hasn’t contacted me at all and will most likely be kicked

4: crimson has not made further progress

5: mimi has the level in 2 runs
torment progress update thread

1: green has the level in 3 runs

2: carnelian has the level in 4 runs, one Attempt past the first wave

3: penguino got kicked from verification

4: Randy hasn’t done jack shit

5: crimson has 40-100
June 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Jade the Silly
two important developments in regards to cola today
this thread will touch on

a) developments regarding the subject of my initial callout thread
b) developments regarding the issue of cola leaving me alone

i've ordered these in a way that will make sure people see the important shit
May 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
earlier today
some fuckface tried hitting on my girlfriend, WHILE WE WERE HOLDING HANDS???
SHE HAS A LESBIAN FLAG PIN ON HER SHIRT???
May 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
im going to go eat food and go outside
goodbye internet
May 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
nope
neither crimson or mimi has played the level in 2 weeks and you are the only person who ever plays consistently
beat blizzards path first ig but still verify torment
hi Jade Jade hi does Jade this mean I can drop the level because people have better progress than me and also I don’t want to play it :3
torment progress update thread

1: green has the level in 3 runs

2: carnelian has the level in 4 runs, one Attempt past the first wave

3: penguino got kicked from verification

4: Randy hasn’t done jack shit

5: crimson has 40-100
May 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
torment progress update thread

1: green has the level in 3 runs

2: carnelian has the level in 4 runs, one Attempt past the first wave

3: penguino got kicked from verification

4: Randy hasn’t done jack shit

5: crimson has 40-100
May 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
btw
tf2 is in the making
ASTATINE FACTORIAL X 100%
16422 ATTEMPTS
FIRST VICTOR
JUMP FROM VERITY
7/10 enjoyment
May 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
this is fucking hilarious
they blocked me lul
still losing my shit over this image
May 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
gayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
April 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
gayyyyyyyyyy
April 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
what if I made the next top 1..?
March 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
ASTATINE FACTORIAL X 100%
16422 ATTEMPTS
FIRST VICTOR
JUMP FROM VERITY
7/10 enjoyment
February 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
another great week of being off the internet
I’ll most likely only be on around twice a week for a few months
February 20, 2026 at 1:44 AM
new policy of mine: no blocks
I don’t block people now
ragebaiting has become a hobby of mine
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
@greenfoxdoesthings.bsky.social infected me
im now going to talk only using emojis, “lowkey” and “fail”
by we I mean the world
#fail
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM