pkrang
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They’re mad cause I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest, but I’m not mad because we’re all loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway getting our butts sucked by flies.
i never wanted to be a parent that has a screen time rule but unfortunately it do be like that
October 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i never wanted to be a parent that has a screen time rule but unfortunately it do be like that
I just had dinner with four college kids and it’s now very clear that I am Old
August 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I just had dinner with four college kids and it’s now very clear that I am Old
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*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
July 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead
Gdi I miss Twitter smh
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Gdi I miss Twitter smh
Tonight at dinner my four-year-old said “the apple pooped on the banana and the banana said ‘pee pee poo poo’ is that a funny joke mama?”
The mind of a child. So powerful.
The mind of a child. So powerful.
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Tonight at dinner my four-year-old said “the apple pooped on the banana and the banana said ‘pee pee poo poo’ is that a funny joke mama?”
The mind of a child. So powerful.
The mind of a child. So powerful.
me at the children’s museum pretending that everything is fine
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
me at the children’s museum pretending that everything is fine
throw all the democrats in the trash
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
throw all the democrats in the trash
of course my golden retriever husband would sit next to the chattiest Cathy at the one game I attend
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
of course my golden retriever husband would sit next to the chattiest Cathy at the one game I attend
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Preview of the announcement:
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Preview of the announcement:
absolutely not. the only thing I hate more than cops are horses
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
absolutely not. the only thing I hate more than cops are horses
my kid is potty trained and my pets are dead. this is the first time in 14 years that the only piss and shit I have to worry about is my own, and that’s pretty cool
August 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
my kid is potty trained and my pets are dead. this is the first time in 14 years that the only piss and shit I have to worry about is my own, and that’s pretty cool
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Connor Oberst showed up to the Connor Oberst lookalike concert and the grand prize was a big black trash bag full of Connor Oberst's clothes.
August 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Connor Oberst showed up to the Connor Oberst lookalike concert and the grand prize was a big black trash bag full of Connor Oberst's clothes.
my kid said “the b word” at daycare and when the teacher asked him where he heard it, he said “my mom says that word!”
July 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my kid said “the b word” at daycare and when the teacher asked him where he heard it, he said “my mom says that word!”
I bought a ton of shit to decorate my cubicle so when the visiting big wigs come to the office tomorrow they will think I’ve been complying with the mandated RTO
July 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I bought a ton of shit to decorate my cubicle so when the visiting big wigs come to the office tomorrow they will think I’ve been complying with the mandated RTO
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
A car cut me off while I was biking and my husband (who is a model by the way) biked up to the car and yelled at them
a man with a beard is standing in front of three mannequins
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of three mannequins
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A car cut me off while I was biking and my husband (who is a model by the way) biked up to the car and yelled at them
am I cool enough (or too cool) to drive a car with a huge scorpion decal on the side
June 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
am I cool enough (or too cool) to drive a car with a huge scorpion decal on the side
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They're literally doing the meme
which dress should I make for an upcoming wedding (“dressy casual” barn vibes)
May 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
which dress should I make for an upcoming wedding (“dressy casual” barn vibes)
supporting the troops by shopping all of the Memorial Day sales
May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
supporting the troops by shopping all of the Memorial Day sales
lots of Carmen San Diego cosplay at the met gala
May 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
lots of Carmen San Diego cosplay at the met gala
guess what I got for my birthday
May 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
guess what I got for my birthday