Pyre
@pyrefly.bsky.social
I like cats and video games and nail polish and nothing else
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Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
September 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
Some people have zero survival instinct and I can most easily identify them when they’re walking through parking lots
September 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Some people have zero survival instinct and I can most easily identify them when they’re walking through parking lots
People always talk about the food and alcohol they can’t wait to have once they aren’t pregnant any longer.
All I want back are my hot baths. And hot tubs. I want to scald myself again without fear. I yearn to boil.
All I want back are my hot baths. And hot tubs. I want to scald myself again without fear. I yearn to boil.
August 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
People always talk about the food and alcohol they can’t wait to have once they aren’t pregnant any longer.
All I want back are my hot baths. And hot tubs. I want to scald myself again without fear. I yearn to boil.
All I want back are my hot baths. And hot tubs. I want to scald myself again without fear. I yearn to boil.
Maybe it’s time to return to FFXIV? Those heavens won’t ward themselves
July 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Maybe it’s time to return to FFXIV? Those heavens won’t ward themselves
I just found out recent research shows that babies can, like, catch contagious yawns in the womb from their mothers AND THAT IS FASCINATING LIKE HOW
July 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I just found out recent research shows that babies can, like, catch contagious yawns in the womb from their mothers AND THAT IS FASCINATING LIKE HOW
An acquaintance surprised me with a hug today and I turned my head the wrong way (it went in the same direction as theirs) and omg why is that so embarrassing and intimate
July 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
An acquaintance surprised me with a hug today and I turned my head the wrong way (it went in the same direction as theirs) and omg why is that so embarrassing and intimate
Last night I needed spaghetti so bad and Boston Pizza cancelled my order and I cried because they just didn’t understand that spaghetti is all I can think about and all the other restaurants serve their spaghetti with meatballs and I don’t eat meat and I wasn’t going to go to the store to COOK (1/2)
June 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Last night I needed spaghetti so bad and Boston Pizza cancelled my order and I cried because they just didn’t understand that spaghetti is all I can think about and all the other restaurants serve their spaghetti with meatballs and I don’t eat meat and I wasn’t going to go to the store to COOK (1/2)
So I have been told I will be pushing a human out of me this December and boy what a ride this is.
It’s such a weird time right now especially. I can’t feel anything, but I know she’s the size of a pear. But if someone cut me open and shoved a pear inside me, I WOULD FEEL IT.
What a wild time.
It’s such a weird time right now especially. I can’t feel anything, but I know she’s the size of a pear. But if someone cut me open and shoved a pear inside me, I WOULD FEEL IT.
What a wild time.
June 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
So I have been told I will be pushing a human out of me this December and boy what a ride this is.
It’s such a weird time right now especially. I can’t feel anything, but I know she’s the size of a pear. But if someone cut me open and shoved a pear inside me, I WOULD FEEL IT.
What a wild time.
It’s such a weird time right now especially. I can’t feel anything, but I know she’s the size of a pear. But if someone cut me open and shoved a pear inside me, I WOULD FEEL IT.
What a wild time.
It feels like a real life game of Civilization is happening
April 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
It feels like a real life game of Civilization is happening
Actual words I have heard from the commentators during the Big Air Skiing:
“Tormod’s biscuits are baked with that butter take-off”
Commentator 1: “he over-marinated, too much sauce”
Commentator 2: *in agreement* “too much sauce”
“Tormod’s biscuits are baked with that butter take-off”
Commentator 1: “he over-marinated, too much sauce”
Commentator 2: *in agreement* “too much sauce”
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Actual words I have heard from the commentators during the Big Air Skiing:
“Tormod’s biscuits are baked with that butter take-off”
Commentator 1: “he over-marinated, too much sauce”
Commentator 2: *in agreement* “too much sauce”
“Tormod’s biscuits are baked with that butter take-off”
Commentator 1: “he over-marinated, too much sauce”
Commentator 2: *in agreement* “too much sauce”
I see people posting their end-of-year lists of accomplishments, here’s mine:
I got married and bought a house and thought I would die from the stress of it all.
Cheers! 🥂
I got married and bought a house and thought I would die from the stress of it all.
Cheers! 🥂
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I see people posting their end-of-year lists of accomplishments, here’s mine:
I got married and bought a house and thought I would die from the stress of it all.
Cheers! 🥂
I got married and bought a house and thought I would die from the stress of it all.
Cheers! 🥂
Post your first 5 steam purchases
(One fable was for me, one for a friend)
(Also I never played FFXI because it immediately didn’t work)
(One fable was for me, one for a friend)
(Also I never played FFXI because it immediately didn’t work)
August 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Post your first 5 steam purchases
(One fable was for me, one for a friend)
(Also I never played FFXI because it immediately didn’t work)
(One fable was for me, one for a friend)
(Also I never played FFXI because it immediately didn’t work)
I returned to therapy for the first time in three years yay
I am completely, utterly drained ohno
I am completely, utterly drained ohno
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I returned to therapy for the first time in three years yay
I am completely, utterly drained ohno
I am completely, utterly drained ohno
Soooo I finished Fire Emblem Engage.
As a HUGE Three Houses fan…….. that game sucked big time.
As a HUGE Three Houses fan…….. that game sucked big time.
August 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Soooo I finished Fire Emblem Engage.
As a HUGE Three Houses fan…….. that game sucked big time.
As a HUGE Three Houses fan…….. that game sucked big time.
This guy would be on my “hear me out” cake
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This guy would be on my “hear me out” cake
I’m going to start calling them pickled cucumbers
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m going to start calling them pickled cucumbers
“I wouldn’t tell anyone I was changing my meds but there would be signs”
July 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“I wouldn’t tell anyone I was changing my meds but there would be signs”
Chrommmme
Pink Steel by HT
Pink Steel by HT
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chrommmme
Pink Steel by HT
Pink Steel by HT
Check out my sailor moon nails
July 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Check out my sailor moon nails
Geriatric millennial cosplays as teenage western video game character at local Japanese anime convention
July 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Geriatric millennial cosplays as teenage western video game character at local Japanese anime convention
Bring Me the Teal, Nip in the Bud (index), and Lowkey Blushing (pinky) from Holo Taco
July 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bring Me the Teal, Nip in the Bud (index), and Lowkey Blushing (pinky) from Holo Taco
Birthday Brat by Holo Taco for my birthday 🥳
June 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Birthday Brat by Holo Taco for my birthday 🥳
Suppose it’s a good time to show it off ♥️
June 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Suppose it’s a good time to show it off ♥️
Drop your cosplay ideas that I could reuse my wedding dress for 🔥
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drop your cosplay ideas that I could reuse my wedding dress for 🔥