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Prenanthes
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I don’t even know anymore
He/Him
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“Thank you for changing my life”

“I’m literally Floerkea proserpinacoides”
Alright here’s how #LCS playoffs is gonna go

SR 3-1 SEN
LYON 3-0 C9
TL 3-2 FLY
FLY 3-0 SR
FLY 3-1 C9
LYON 3-1 TL
FLY 3-2 TL
LYON 3-1 FLY

get fucked C9
September 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“Guys enough with the measles already. Why does nobody want to complement me for beef tallow at steak and shake”
RFK Jr defends measles: "In 10 years, there have been 3 measles deaths in America. There are now about 1.2 million deaths every year from food-induced illness. The media and certain demagogic politicians are constantly trying to scare us about infectious disease."
August 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
We need to try harder in ridiculing billionaires. All the carnivore diet losers (who profess to care so deeply about lots of the rings) are just Sméagol maxing.
August 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I hope to one day have as many good takes (and also have them for as long) as Dolly Parton.
August 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The Joy Of Painting, a 40 year old public access TV show, is now on Disney+ with four 2 minute ad breaks.

Bob Ross would have killed Mickey Mouse with a gun
August 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Not a Wisconsinite but the Tiffany attack line of Crowley being too pro data center is a good thing IMO.

this issue is so stupidly one sided that a candidate that can’t figure it out really shouldn’t win. Tiffany is insane obviously, and I really really hope Crowley changes his tune here
August 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Alright on FlyQuest. This team fucking sucks right now. Massu and Gackgos look bad, Quad looks checked out. Cryogen looks like a good for a first year rookie. Gryffin is the only one playing well ish.
August 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
#LCS Fantasy week 4. Shopify looks bad, but fudge looks good, hoping for a win there. And please, for the sake of my upcoming week, let there be a #FLYWIN
August 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Honestly so jealous of the European/African folks who get to see an eclipse tomorrow. I’ve seen totality twice and it’s life changing. You can feel cosmic, maybe divine power. Unbelievable.

Pictures (especially shitty ones like this) will never do the experience justice
August 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Prenanthes
August 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I think the entire Fauci hysteria can be chalked up to him being an actual, careful scientist who 1) asks questions in private and 2) immediately works to answer them and the public is so scientifically illiterate that they see this as a coverup instead of the scientific method working properly
August 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Alright we got our scheduled Jhin loss, now let’s see some action FlyQuest

#LCS
August 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I think Niftski is going to get the TAS tie first, but I don’t think it’s gonna be in this session. I think we’re gonna see 2-3 grueling months of this and he’s gonna have to take a break.

But yeah he’ll get it by mid-late 2027 I’d guess.
August 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
What do they think ICE is doing right now
These guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.
August 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The 6 man FlyQuest fantasy roster really pays off sometimes

#LCS
August 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Everybody hates this shit. You love to see it
August 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Not convinced by the FlyQuest win today. If the meta goes back to enchanters (or Cryogen gets bard) then they look dangerous. Cryo on roaming mele’s is when the team looks disconnected.

I’m bummed riot is planning to nix roaming supports and debauchery botlane, but honestly it will be good for FLY
August 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If we see Loki in game 2 after that ryze performance then the Yamato prejudice against APA is true

#C9 #LCS
August 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by Prenanthes
The lab leak push is part of a decades-long propaganda effort to erode support for publically funded science, which helps those who aim to replace democracies and their public services and safety nets and healthy egalitarian societies with a neofeudal system where 10 people own everything.
The thing I can't really figure out about Lab Leak Theory is like... so what if it were true? Like is the idea that we could sue China for damages? That's not gonna work. It wouldn't really change anything both to how we responded to Covid and how we act going forward.
July 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My favorite passage so far in my reading of The Lord of The Rings trilogy.

This section feels so prescient to me about life today. Infighting among the opposition, the destruction of the natural world, and coming to terms with losing things you cherish so dearly.

How I miss my own mallorn trees
July 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Humans versus disease and many are on the side of disease
July 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It’s such a disappointment (understatement) that the pandemic made like 35% of the population totally insane.

This was a chance for single payer. This was our chance for clean air as a right.

Now all we’ve got is long covid and deranged in laws
July 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My concern for when democrats take back power is that they try one time to implement term limits as their only court reform (which will fail) and then shrug at all the other stuff they can’t do
a thing about these “priorities” is that they cannot be achieved without comprehensive Supreme Court reform, which means THAT is your actual priority
Klein asks Allen what liberals should prioritize if they win the trifecta in 2028. Allen suggests the following:
1) Putting an end to Citizens United;
2) Creation of national service;
3) Ending gerrymandering
July 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This administration (and oil execs, billionaires, etc.) should be as legally accountable for damning future generations of humans as ICE agents who are actively murdering people. After all, thats exactly what they’re doing, just on a different timescale.
Trump’s EPA Declares It’s “Futile” to Fight Climate Change
Cynical “futility argument” is an overlooked part of the agency’s backtracking on the climate crisis.
www.nrdc.org
July 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Prenanthes
this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger”
RFK Jr. asked the National Institute of Health to dedicate $5 billion (!) to finding a link between vaccines and autism. "That would have dedicated more than a tenth of the NIH’s annual budget to investigating a hypothesis already refuted by scientists worldwide."
Inside RFK Jr.’s push to dismantle decades of U.S. vaccine policy
Insider accounts reveal the scale of the health secretary's ambitions to curb childhood immunizations and unearth a link between vaccines and autism.
www.reuters.com
July 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM