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Glad to see Mitch McConnell back at work.
September 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
quailmaster.bsky.social
Goatse, his anus spread wide
April 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
quailmaster.bsky.social
To the guy at Dave and Buster’s who slapped my wife’s ass and took my last play on the claw machine:

I’m actually really glad you didn’t win anything.
February 25, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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dollypilled.bsky.social
What’s it like to hold the balls of someone you love?
Interlinked
Within balls interlinked
Interlinked
Did they teach you to feel ball to ball?
Torsion
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
quailmaster.bsky.social
God forbid a white boy owe the poop man a few bucks
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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dollypilled.bsky.social
My friend has been collecting data about his work bathroom experiences. Out of 106 people, 56 sat right next to him just this year alone.
‹ Annoying bath... January 8th 3/3 January 9th 0/1 January 10th 0/1 January 23rd 1/1 January 24th 1/1 January 27th 1/1 January 30th 0/1 February 3rd 1/3 February 4th 2/3 February 6th 0/1 February 7th 0/3 February 12th 2/2 February 17th 0/1 February 18th 0/1 (thank god, that shit was nasty) February 20th 1/1 February 21st 1/1 February 27th 1/1 March 3rd 1/1 March 4th 1/2 March 7th 0/1 1/4 March 10th 1/4 March 11th 2/2 March 14th 1/1 March 18th 2/2 10:29 9回♥・ ‹ Annoying bath... @ + : March 14th 1/1 March 18th 2/2 March 21st 1/1 March 24th 1/2 March 27th 0/2 March 28th 0/1 April 14th 1/1 April 15th 1/2 April 18th 1/1 April 21 st 2/3 April 22nd 2/5 April 24th 1/1 (literally gagged) April 25th 0/2 April 29th 0/1 May 2nd 2/3 May 6th 2/2 May 7th 0/1 May 19th 0/1 2/4 May 22nd 1/2 May 23rd 1/2 May 27th 0/1 May 29th 2/2 May 30th 1/2 June 2nd 1/2 line 10th N/1 ≤ 亍 10:29 回3♥・ < Annoying bath... @ + ; June 10th 0/1 June 16th 1/2 June 17th 0/1 June 24th 0/1 June 26th 1/1 June 27th 2/3 June 30th 2/2 July 1st 0/1 July 2nd 1/1 July 7th 1/1 July 8th 0/1 July 10th 2/3 July 11th 0/3 July 15th 2/3 July 16th 0/1 3/4 July 17th 0/1 July 21st 3/3 Total: 56/106 I|I " < Depiction of the bathroom, when you walk in there are urinals, sink and mirror on the wall you’d be facing, then on the left, opposite wall of the urinals and sinks, there are 4 stalls. The far stall is the handicap stall, then three regular stalls. Friends home base stall is stall 1, closest to the door, with people often choosing the stall right next to that one, stall 2
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
quailmaster.bsky.social
allegory of the goon cave
July 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
quailmaster.bsky.social
I need a chili cheese dog today or else I will die
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
quailmaster.bsky.social
heavy hangs the balls…
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 PM
quailmaster.bsky.social
I’m a big midnight snack enjoyer. My favorite midnight snacks are ones that will give me heartburn, so it’s a race to see if I can fall asleep faster than my body can get angry.
November 20, 2024 at 9:01 AM