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"I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous" -Divine

My comfort movie is Suspiria.
Bisexual he/him
Bootlickers use AI. I hate the taste of leather.

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Well everyone here is disappointed due to recent stuff, but I'm gonna try to be cheerful. I am going to TRY to post my favorite liberal moments in films for every day THEY'RE in office. A thread:

Day #1: Everyone ignoring the racist in 12 Angry Men (1957)
There's a guy named Carlos Javier Rivera who liked my "Liberal Film Moments" thread, and he happens to have acted in 3-Headed Shark Attack (2015), which also has Danny Trejo. So technically, if I jumped through enough hoops, I can say that a friend-of-a-friend of mine is fuckin' Machete. Hell yeah.
September 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Took me 30 minutes to peel three bulbs of garlic. Look at this fucking pile of peel.
September 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Make a band edible:

ABBA-Zaba
Make a band edible:

Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
Make a band edible:

Tamallica
September 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Driving home from a sleep study, how did I sleep with all those wires on me??
September 12, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Happy #Kirkaversary (or #kirkiversary, don't know the spelling.)

I'd like to thank Chuck for two things today:
1. Exposing his neck
2. Indirectly giving me my most popular Letterboxd review
September 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in the colleged debate. straight up "kirking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My neck
September 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
It just hit me how stupid "The Thing" is as a title.
September 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Just wanna ask y'all to try and find joy in life tomorrow. And if you can't, please take the necessary steps needed so you can. Do it for me, 'kay?
September 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Sup fuckers? Another September. Season of the Witch! With this blessed season comes another horrorathon!
boxd.it/X2fO2

I'll update on Letterboxd, and I'll make this a thread as well!
Horrorathon 2026
Starting on September 1st, I watch at least one horror movie a day!
boxd.it
September 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Favorite first-time watches of August:
-Ms .45
-But I'm a Cheerleader
-Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
-Klute
-Little Otik
-Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
-Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
-Muriel's Wedding
-Nightwatch
-The Sheep Detectives
September 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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August 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
A piece of shit that fits your flow and grows with you.

Square :)
August 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just so you know, if you like any of my posts on any of my socials, I WILL notice, and I WILL get giddy and kick my feet in joy.
August 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Sir, another 80 year old ally just died."
August 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I think I'm cisgender, but lowkey I wanna transition because I wanna be named Solange so badly.
August 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Ate a plate of mussels, then I decided to take three of the carcasses, and I performed a reenactment of the Hereditary dinner scene with their empty husks.
August 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
My Tumblr: Here's a post about this movie I like!

My Bluesky: Kirk Cameron birthday photo
August 23, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Had a real "American Beauty" moment at Starbucks today.
August 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Just made butter for the first time today. Slowly becoming a tradwife.
August 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
スパッドジラだ!
August 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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"The Pitt" but it's just a Dairy Queen on Free Cone Day.
March 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Recently found out that women see more color on average than men, lowkey feeling jealous rn.
August 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
My Italian ass read Strega Nona
August 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Just splurged a bunch at Golden Corral. Come 3am, my bathroom walls gonna have claw marks on em.
August 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
How it feels to make a joke you aren't sure is going to land, but then it lands WAY better than you expect it to:
August 8, 2026 at 6:03 AM