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Caryn Hart 🏳️‍⚧️ Riding girldick and the L
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I'm great at writing the beginnings of novels, not so great at the endings

Xe/She/They/It | Excommunicate Traitoris | Russian Darwinism Supremacy | Filthy Queer | Horrible Music Tastes | Would Fuck Kropotkin if Given the Chance
Pinned
Saying it again cuz it needs to be fucking said
we don’t stand a rats chance in hell
August 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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> be a military officer in a reactionary regime

> facilitate and cover for said regimes evil deeds

> then join a tabloid news network to spread reactionary misinformation

> eventually get killed in his shower by gods swaggiest trans man

> be Lewis Prothero

> pic unrelated
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Detroit garage rock scene cover band The Detroit Cobras my beloved
October 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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“Somebody to Love” by Queen is very fucking asexual if you think about it
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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But have we considered if taking a shit is bourgeois???
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Gobbling up the applussies and swallowing their seeds
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The ideal nuclear family actually is:

- Marx’s Proletarian Ideal Breadwinner

- Union Organizer turned Army General house girlhusband

- Vaguley Therian Biopunk Genderfuck war criminal

- Xer transfag Catholic Commie brother

- Assigned Enby at Birth Child

- Ecoterrorist enby wine aunt
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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This fanfiction is so ass I love it
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Mary Jo Deegan I love your enthusiasm but 1) Jane Addams wasn’t part of some “Chicago Female World of Love and Ritual,” she was a lesbian and 2) the national parks have nothing to do with nonviolence, quite the opposite really
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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They never should’ve let me read the Wikipedia article for Gnosticism I’m starting to form beliefs
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Remember that if ur gin soaked ur a cutie pie o(^▽^)o
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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I don’t care if he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, let him move that train a little down the line far from Folsom Prison so that lonesome whistle can blow his blues away!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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My very soul (GPA) is availed by the forces of evil upon all fronts (biology homework) risking total obliteration (slightly lower grade) my only hope is in the mysterious concoction (400mg of caffeine) brewed by my sinister adviser (friendly cornerstore dude)
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I can’t watch TV at home by myself!! (something I’m allowed to do) they (people that aren’t in the house) could see me watching TV (something I’m allowed to do) and kill me for it (something that won’t happen) and I’d maybe even deserve it!!! (something not even remotely true)
August 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Qiu Miaojin was right
July 27, 2026 at 6:08 AM
killing the cop in your head except they’ve become your whole brain
July 27, 2026 at 4:28 AM
politically active people (me included) are that one xkcd panel in the worst way possible, just saw someone post about how they assume everyone just knows about the Turner Diaries

like, my comrade, most people don’t take time to learn about the fucked up revenge fantasies of fascists in detail
July 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
bitch that can only eke out a wretched existence off of gin, whiskey, and vodka seltzers: “yeah I think I’m doing good right now”
July 19, 2026 at 5:37 AM
MikuTeto t4t forcemasc fagpeak
July 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
waff!! ^w^
July 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Dogposting is self-hatred but we're not ready for that conversation.
July 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Btw as the rightful queen of England I've appointed Count Binface as thane of Clacton
July 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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there is infinite money for weapons, non-educator vice chancellors of nothingness, and tech-grift corporate welfare but zero money for teachers, libraries, tuition
July 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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what Vance does next and what Peter Thiel does next arguably may make a bigger difference in whether this moves from "inside baseball" to "whole-ass schism" than what Pope Leo does next, in my opinion
I don't know the church politics, but I wonder if Vance would go so far as accept this sect as the US Catholic Church?
July 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM