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quickfire.bsky.social
Jobber
@quickfire.bsky.social
Gnome wizard
September 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I didn't even realize John was still alive
September 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
But did it have an episode where Neanderthals replaced Homo Sapiens as the dominant species on Earth?
August 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I really really really thought this post was a joke...
May 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"Hey, good news, this mafia boss says that although he could certainly break my legs for protection money, he's sure it won't come to that!"
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"Gather around everyone, we need to send a selfie to Papa Johns, remember, tall people in the back. Why? To order pizza for the family duh!"
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
September 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Does it count as reading 47 pages if I read the equivalent in skeets?
September 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"You know if we give them a lot less but change them a lot more, we'll have a lot more money next quarter"
September 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Was he okay?
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I wonder if he's shooting himself in the foot by constantly complaining about how cities are crime ridden cesspools? People think "I don't remember murder in the streets under Biden, things must have gotten bad fast under Trump"
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Might as well interview a Ouija board
August 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
His problem was he only played every game like one time and rage quit after a single loss
July 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
July 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"It's more art than science, oh that reminds me, we also want AI to take over art"
April 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Glad they cancelled tariffs on all major trading partners like Penguin Island, and are only leaving them on Chinese, Canadian and Mexican goods, which they basically do no trade with. The markets bounced back because these are unimportant trading partners you see
April 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
1611 you say? Is the word from the King James Bible?
April 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Dog is called a moron" is frankly too good
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is clearly a guest room that the cat claimed as his own
April 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
March 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I remember thinking this would have been a huge hit if it had come out right on the heals of Civil War
March 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM