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@quiteawful.bsky.social
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Strange & elusive. Unembodied World 3 Object.

I used riiiiiiide across the desert.
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I raise you one Daddy
Some god botherer literature. This is a photo of a small 5cmx5cm zine, open at a page with a lecturer pointing to a screen showing an ape with the word Daddy underneath. Above the comic it says “Satan also uses education.” And below the comic it says “Many things they are too smart to accept this one truth.” where “too smart” is emphasised
September 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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@bonerman-inc.bsky.social I finally did it!
Don’t really know what badges do or anything but woo!
A screenshot from the original poster’s steam profile showing they have made the steam badge “Wrong Dad” from the hit game made by Bonerman “Shower With Your Dad Simulator”
September 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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You too could have a lil guy
Cat face, eyes half closed, and the tiniest bit of her tongue is poking out. The cat is 10cm from your face, purring, and staring at you.
September 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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#shittycamerachallenge … kinda. maybe #shittyphotodisplay more appropriate.

Found a Minon slide viewer in an op shop ($3) (MIL has some actual slides!)
Slid in an instax photo of my cat and also a led torch for light!

Torch on = little window to look at the cat
Camera is pointing at the viewer that you’d look through, there’s a soft cat looked up innocently. Similar photo of viewer showing the cat, but this is zoomed out and shows the whole slide viewer, wedged between books on a bookshelf. The neat old timey (1950s maybe) box for the Minon Auto Viewer, plus instructions.
August 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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6hrs remaining
A fluffy grey cat looks up expectantly at the camera operator, as though the photographer had made a noise or movement to get the cats attention…
August 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Pickles Countdown: 13.5hrs
A soft fluffy cat lays across a cushion on a couch, comfortably. She is kind of falling off the cushion, but appears pretty unperturbed, calmly not looking at the owner. There is a Carlton draught bottle behind the cat.
August 15, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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ORB LOCATED. 5 STARS. RECOMMEND.
A hand is close making a thumbs up. Behind it is a glowing orb on a wooden table. Behind that is a dark window, reflecting only the orb in its depths. There are sick bags next to the window.
August 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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WELL I mean, I can
Look at some of the badges from visiting clubs they have up (these are maybe like 1% of all of them, there are so many)
August 7, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
Tweet from @parsface from 16 October 2015: me: strewth me tannins are goin off their fuckin clickers - kind of wine’s this then sommelier: that’s a vb sir me: so bloody smooth
August 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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#shittycamerachallenge this counts yeah? #lytro
A photo of the screen of a lytro camera (screen size is about an inch squared). In the photo is a sleepy cat on a lap, with a bottle of Carlton draft and a plant in the background. The cat (who is very soft and named Pickles) looks so cozy.
July 19, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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we love a hater 💖 open.substack.com/pub/samkriss...
Screenshot from link to Sam Kriss post (link in tweet). I highlighted this section: “AI will never fully replace human musicians, even if it can reproduce any possible sound, because it can’t get addicted to heroin and kill itself. And AI writing all tends towards a very specific mood. Poignant, wistful, simpering, dickless. Human writers write because we’re sexual perverts, because we’re bitter and frustrated little gremlins, because we’re terrified of our own mortality, because we’re grasping and covetous but unfit for any other job, because it’s a form of revenge against the world. The AIs don’t have that. They don’t have any motivation at all: they write like we breathe; they can’t not respond to any prompt. What we have and they don’t is dumb lust and jealousy, the rage of a rapidly obsolescing ape. The forms that will remain inviolably human are the racist tirade, the queasily specific pornographic fantasy, and the death threat.”
May 25, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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This is cool as hell!
A small UX report (using Firefox on iPhone 14):
I didn’t realise there were options for ages and was a smidge confused (why’s it downloaded a .css file etc)

Anyway you could use this for a game
YOU WALK PAST AN ALLEY.
>TURN INTO THE ALLEY
>KEEP WALKING
>GO BACK
May 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Pal: remind me to book a flight to yours by the end of this week!
Me: i guess I can do that
A screenshot of a calendar event titled “Oi dickhead, book a fucken flight alright” for the end of this week.
May 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Dinner: on a plate sits a bed of peas, and four Yorkshire puddings, each with half a sausage languidly reaching of gravy. Everything is shiny, and bathed in a slightly sickly yellow light.
April 22, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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Ohhh fuck you youtube ):
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Cc: @jonbois.bsky.social #17776
Screencap of one of the chapters of 17776 which is a video chapter; YouTube has “removed [it] for violating YouTube’s terms of service”
April 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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You appear to be this cozy and I am a little jealous
April 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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A grey cat, sleeping, in a perfect circle. moon as hell.
March 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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She
March 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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#nothingsus #ds9 #amongus
A photo of the tv, showing a picture from Star Trek deep space nine. People are huddled to see a Bajoran, and above them are banners. One banner has a line of capital A’s but they look like a character from the game Among Us (hence, nothing suss)
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Notable mentions:
Peter Serafinawicz in Look Around You. Image shows Peter holding a thick rectangular prism cake which appears to be made of metal. The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager. He is looking very noble. Troy and Abed from Community cosplaying as Community-equivalent version of Doctor Who and a companion
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I love her.
In exchange for this Good Photo please accept my cat
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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#democracysausage
A barbecued sausage on bread, at my local voting centre. This is democracy manifest.
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Angey
A grey cat, on carpet, all but one front paw tucked underneath. She glares at camera, with lots of rubbish on top of her. A grey cat, all paws tucked underneath (though some of her arms are showing). She glares at the camera.
December 31, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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And let that be a lesson to you all
September 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM