Paulie Semen Vera
quiteuseless.bsky.social
Paulie Semen Vera
@quiteuseless.bsky.social
"Our sexual union would be a radical crime against nature."
Not the fucking appropriate time for a promo DJ, you fuck
October 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Oh, yes. The #whitesox are Viagra. Sorry, Megan Fox. We don't need you.
October 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
October 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
These #whitesox have a relentless warrior ethos. And are also not Viagra, even though they actually might be.
October 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
These commercials on HBO MAX for this White Sox game are absolutely unhinged
October 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fuck yeah #cf97. Losing an important game because you want to watch the fucking ball? If it feels like the bad times are still hovering around, it's because they are. This team, as currently constructed is not good enough and GGG, just in all aspects of life, will never be good enough.
August 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
#cf97 getting out worked by a team that's made no subs is kind of embarrassing, schedule congestion be damned
August 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
MHS for Puso. I've seen enough, it's not his night
August 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Hell yeah. Motherfucked myself in the best way
August 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Maybe Zink does need to have that seat.
August 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'm really impressed by the jogging quality of #cf97. No team fucks around quite like them.
August 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Honestly GGG needs to make a wholesale change to this #cf97 midfield sooner rather than later which is why he'll twiddle his dick and sub out, oh I don't know, probably Zink
August 26, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Shit yeah #cf97 just booting possession away for no fucking reason 5 seconds into the second half. Why the fuck am I bothering to watch this garbage?
August 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Yes. #cf97 is getting scammed by the refs and Jack Elliott's contact, but this is a classic GGG whole team underperformance in a must win situation game. I don't know why I'm upset, I knew this was an extremely likely possibility.
August 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Everybody outside of the front 3 for this #cf97 team looks like they'd rather be somewhere else and, I gotta say, I fucking wish they were somewhere else too
August 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
#cf97 is not gonna bring in a defender are they
August 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Fucking Brady
August 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
#cf97 should really teach Dean to look fucking forward every time he gets the ball with no one around him
August 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Rambling Ass Elliott. #cf97
Get Him Out Of Here! - Sequined Suit Man
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July 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Hell yeah #cf97. Great team building. Definitely not stupid to target an aging European striker when your midfield, the area that striker heavily depends on to score, has been cheeks for two seasons. Definitely didn't need to address that first. But, of course, that doesn't sell tickets.
July 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I have never loved anything as much as #cf97 loves nonchalantly looking for a back pass
July 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
What's great about watching this #cf97 game and seeing both teams being rusty as shit coming out of the month long world cup break is that #mls is planning on having one of these every season to deal with the winter weather that comes with the schedule change. Can't. Fucking. Wait.
July 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Nice of Miami to make the atmosphere look like Chicago for #cf97. Does it smell like poison too?
July 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
So it seems that, no matter who owns or is in charge of them, #cf97 is eternally bound to make the most bone-headed and fan-alienating team decisions possible. Good bye, Hugo. We never deserved you. To those behind this decision, once and forever, get fucked.
July 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Well shit. My senator is the dumbest fucker alive. Electing him every six years since I was a teenager has been a colossal mistake.
Durbin came to talk to us after meeting w Todd Blanche - said Blanche said "I made a mistake" about the weaponization fund. Durbin asked for assurances that the admin won't interfere in the midterms — says Blanche said "we won't." Also seemed pretty sure that there aren't many swayable Republicans
July 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM