𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
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Whaddya mean poking the bear is a metaphor? (There is an angry bear approaching) | Fate RP | i: tkom
✍ Rusty, 25+ | MDNI
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Pinned
𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!
[ Laying at the bottom of the hole, Astolfo finally realizes he can remove the weights. He proceeds to rocket to the surface like a ball that was being held under water and is launched head first into the moon. ]
Aww, why don't I get the Moon tr-- AGH!
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
September 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
[ Laying at the bottom of the hole, Astolfo finally realizes he can remove the weights. He proceeds to rocket to the surface like a ball that was being held under water and is launched head first into the moon. ]
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Hmm, more like.. an endurance test!
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!
Mhm.
I see.
[Locked-in.]
I think it's time for some exercise, Paladin Astolfo. How about some laps.. around the Bleached Earth?
I see.
[Locked-in.]
I think it's time for some exercise, Paladin Astolfo. How about some laps.. around the Bleached Earth?
September 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hmm, more like.. an endurance test!
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
Aww, why don't I get the Moon tr-- AGH!
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Aww, why don't I get the Moon tr-- AGH!
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
[ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
....Ah, I did miss him.
[Nodding sagely to himself as a dust plume blows past him.]
[Nodding sagely to himself as a dust plume blows past him.]
[ Yamcha death pose for 3 frames before getting back on his feet. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Hmm, more like.. an endurance test!
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
September 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
....Ah, I did miss him.
[Nodding sagely to himself as a dust plume blows past him.]
[Nodding sagely to himself as a dust plume blows past him.]
[ Yamcha death pose for 3 frames before getting back on his feet. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Hmm, more like.. an endurance test!
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
[CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.]
Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.
Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!
September 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
[ Yamcha death pose for 3 frames before getting back on his feet. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem!
[ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ]
For the king!
[ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]
Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!
Mhm.
I see.
[Locked-in.]
I think it's time for some exercise, Paladin Astolfo. How about some laps.. around the Bleached Earth?
I see.
[Locked-in.]
I think it's time for some exercise, Paladin Astolfo. How about some laps.. around the Bleached Earth?
Oh... You know! Just doing what I do!
September 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!
Oh... You know! Just doing what I do!
September 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh... You know! Just doing what I do!
I told them you should be there with us! But because the moon was already part of our legend, BB said we were "more thematic".
'stolfo! I heard through the grapevine that you were featured on the Moon recently along with Roland!
And you didn't invite me?!
And you didn't invite me?!
[ Squeaky toy noise. ]
Hi Charley!!!
Hi Charley!!!
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I told them you should be there with us! But because the moon was already part of our legend, BB said we were "more thematic".
we are the stolflings, please feed us!!!
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
we are the stolflings, please feed us!!!
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
[ Squeaky toy noise. ]
Hi Charley!!!
Hi Charley!!!
[Command Grab.]
September 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
[ Squeaky toy noise. ]
Hi Charley!!!
Hi Charley!!!
[ Flowery Deltarune voice. ]
My King!
My King!
... Hey is that Astolfo?
September 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
[ Flowery Deltarune voice. ]
My King!
My King!
I may be in a French story, but I'm actually English!
Maybe me and Sir Lancelot should have switched places...
Maybe me and Sir Lancelot should have switched places...
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I may be in a French story, but I'm actually English!
Maybe me and Sir Lancelot should have switched places...
Maybe me and Sir Lancelot should have switched places...
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Wah, we're going back?? I just recovered!
Well, if anyone needs a ride, we can take Hippogriff!
Well, if anyone needs a ride, we can take Hippogriff!
September 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Wah, we're going back?? I just recovered!
Well, if anyone needs a ride, we can take Hippogriff!
Well, if anyone needs a ride, we can take Hippogriff!
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
June 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Reposted by 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
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RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
June 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
They say I'm like a plague rat! Everywhere I go, people get sick.
So getting covid means you find someone attractive...
September 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
They say I'm like a plague rat! Everywhere I go, people get sick.
𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!
September 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩?
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!