Trash Panda Shakespeare
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Trash Panda Shakespeare
@raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social
To hold opinion with Pythagoras, That souls of animals infuse themselves Into the trunks of men.
The Merchant of Venice, IV.i.133-135

Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men, and remain a beast with the beasts?
Timon of Athens, IV.iii.51
Bid them wash their faces
And keep their teeth clean.

#Coriolanus II.iii.68-69
September 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Let me play the lion too. I will roar that I will
do any man’s heart good to hear me. I will roar that
I will make the Duke say “Let him roar again. Let
him roar again!”

#Midsummer I.ii.68-71
September 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Give me your hands, if we be friends

#Midsummer V.i.454
August 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
(Enter Hero)

#MuchAdoAboutNothing III.i
August 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Sweets to the sweet

#Hamlet V.i.254
August 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Come to me, friend or foe

#Henry6pt3 V.ii.5
August 27, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Peace, you fat guts! Lie down

#Henry4pt1 II.ii.33
August 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Let four captains
Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage

#Hamlet V.ii.441-442
August 25, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes
the desire, but it takes away the
performance.

#Macbeth II.iii.29-31
August 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
…do bite my thumb, sir.

#RomeoandJuliet I.i.46
August 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Take hands, a bargain!

#TheWintersTale IV.iv.442
August 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Young fry of treachery!

#Macbeth IV.ii.95
August 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The clouds methought would open, and show riches
Ready to drop upon me

#TheTempest III.ii.154-155
August 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Sweet sink, sweet sewer.

#TroilusandCressida V.i.82
August 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
what will this sister of mine do with rice?

#TheWintersTale IV.iii 40-41
July 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
And even the like precurse of feared events,
As harbingers preceding still the fates
And prologue to the omen coming on

#Hamlet I.i.132-135
July 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
A giant traitor!

#Henry8 I.ii.230
July 26, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Myself your loyal servant, your physician,
Your most obedient counselor

#TheWintersTale II.iii.66-67
July 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Now I will believe
That there are unicorns

#TheTempest III.iii.26-27
July 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss.

#Hamlet IV.v.23
July 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The innocent milk in it most innocent mouth

#TheWintersTale III.ii.107
July 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
Now am I dead,
Now am I fled;
My soul is in the sky.
Tongue, lose thy light,
Moon, take thy flight,
Now die, die, die, die, die.

#Midsummer V.i.316-322
June 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Leashed in like hounds

#HenryV prologue, 7
June 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Of the ravined salt-sea shark

#Macbeth IV.i.24
June 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
(Enter Falstaff solus)

#Henry4pt1 V.iii
June 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM