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Rachel Heiss
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Hitting a weird stage of life where today is the last time we'll have all 6 kids together before the Great Scattering splits us across the world. We won't be all together again until sometime in the summer 2028(!!) 😭😱
June 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Ahhh! Oldest daughter just got her LDS mission call—headed to Hanoi Vietnam for 18 months in September!
June 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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And in weirdly unrelated news, our oldest just declared her major as Middle East Studies/Arabic *and* is finishing up her paperwork for an LDS mission starting in the fall
May 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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seems like—I know this sounds crazy, but let me just quickly throw it out there, on the remote chance there might be something to it—a pattern
The 16-year-old boy accused of shooting two classmates at Evergreen High School embraced conspiratorial, antisemitic and white supremacist social media content
Evergreen High School shooter embraced Columbine, antisemitism and white supremacy online
Review shows that Desmond Holly also posted online about Columbine shooting and a picture of a revolver
coloradosun.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I am still upset that pietro maximoff was killed off in age of ultron 😔🙏
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Oldest is 18 today! Some we now have an adult daughter?! Seems fake.
July 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
forgot jenna coleman was very briefly in captain america
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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oh man @rachelheiss.bsky.social just made these cookies with browned butter, browned milk solids, and crushed pretzels to maximize maillard-iness and they're so good
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I hate when someone is trying to FaceTime me and I have to light my phone on fire.
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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my favourite activity 🤡
May 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
🎶 ain’t no need to hurry cause baby I de-liver 🎶 (chappell roan if zeus put her in charge of punishing prometheus)
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bread ‼️
May 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
R2-D2 cross stitch!
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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2025 Easter Egg Smackdown was a success!
April 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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aslan is not an allegory for jesus. the narnia books could not be clearer. jesus is a shape-shifter and in narnia, he has turned into a talking lion, animorphs-style. what are you not getting about this.
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM