Route9Signs
@radar09.bsky.social
Artist.
I don’t want the world. I just want your half.
I don’t want the world. I just want your half.
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Route9Signs
@radar09.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Over. My. Dead. Body.
Doesn’t Hell get a turn?
August 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Doesn’t Hell get a turn?
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I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
August 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
These MF couldn’t put on a half decent elementary school carnival.
July 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
These MF couldn’t put on a half decent elementary school carnival.
When people tell me I need to find Jesus I ask them “Hunky or Renewable?
June 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
When people tell me I need to find Jesus I ask them “Hunky or Renewable?
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To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.
June 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.
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🤖 95.7 The Game 🔁 by Lou Seal (Luigi Francisco Seal)
Lou Seal is here with his mom ❤️ 🥹
Lou Seal is here with his mom ❤️ 🥹
May 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
🤖 95.7 The Game 🔁 by Lou Seal (Luigi Francisco Seal)
Lou Seal is here with his mom ❤️ 🥹
Lou Seal is here with his mom ❤️ 🥹
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Justin Jones. Your name will be in history books.
May 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Justin Jones. Your name will be in history books.
Saw Bruce in 85 at the LA Coliseum with my late uncle Ron. Last show of the Born in the USA tour. I was a Freshman in high school. The older I get the more I appreciate having seen that show. Thanks uncle Ron.
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
April 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Saw Bruce in 85 at the LA Coliseum with my late uncle Ron. Last show of the Born in the USA tour. I was a Freshman in high school. The older I get the more I appreciate having seen that show. Thanks uncle Ron.
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I’m honestly so ready for this weird chapter to end because genuinely all I want is to take care of myself again.
April 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m honestly so ready for this weird chapter to end because genuinely all I want is to take care of myself again.
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Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled a word and it was the end of his political career?
April 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled a word and it was the end of his political career?
I dunno. If the Artemis crew doesn’t do the no-hands push-up thing I’m not going to count this mission as a success.
April 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I dunno. If the Artemis crew doesn’t do the no-hands push-up thing I’m not going to count this mission as a success.
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Fuck the Yankees
March 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Fuck the Yankees
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The first Clapper commercial was literally people in bed clapping to turn off a lamp that was two inches from their heads.
I blame this level of unquestioned laziness for part of the decline of humanity.
Fuck you, Clapper. And also why don’t have one in this moment?
*reaches angrily
I blame this level of unquestioned laziness for part of the decline of humanity.
Fuck you, Clapper. And also why don’t have one in this moment?
*reaches angrily
March 30, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The first Clapper commercial was literally people in bed clapping to turn off a lamp that was two inches from their heads.
I blame this level of unquestioned laziness for part of the decline of humanity.
Fuck you, Clapper. And also why don’t have one in this moment?
*reaches angrily
I blame this level of unquestioned laziness for part of the decline of humanity.
Fuck you, Clapper. And also why don’t have one in this moment?
*reaches angrily
Hey let’s do all the dicking around during the bottom half of the innings.
March 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hey let’s do all the dicking around during the bottom half of the innings.
Would be cool if @netflix.com mentioned a goddamn Giant in this intro.
March 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Would be cool if @netflix.com mentioned a goddamn Giant in this intro.
They fucked with the Green Day performance I guarantee it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
They fucked with the Green Day performance I guarantee it.
Who do I want to win the Super Bowl?
Green Day and Bad Bunny.
Green Day and Bad Bunny.
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Who do I want to win the Super Bowl?
Green Day and Bad Bunny.
Green Day and Bad Bunny.
Yesterday takes the whole “good guy with a gun” theory of public safety and throws it straight into the trash forever I hope.
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Yesterday takes the whole “good guy with a gun” theory of public safety and throws it straight into the trash forever I hope.
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Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
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Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
Any second now, I'm sure.
He was a white guy, if that helps?
Hello? NRA?
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The dumbest guy at your high school who failed Civics class and didn’t even graduate is currently making $100k to carry a gun and use it with complete impunity. That is Trump’s ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The dumbest guy at your high school who failed Civics class and didn’t even graduate is currently making $100k to carry a gun and use it with complete impunity. That is Trump’s ICE.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard