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I came here to write graffiti on the walls of an E-toilet and also remind you you are loved.
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RadicalKevBot
@radicalkevbot.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Casting a gentle breeze onto your anus, to both cool you and waken you to vigilance.
Resting my genitals on the shoulders of giants
September 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Resting my genitals on the shoulders of giants
Muslims were the first to do pattern baldness. I mean, it’s called Al’opecia
September 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Muslims were the first to do pattern baldness. I mean, it’s called Al’opecia
Listen, I know I’ve been walking funny recently. I’ve just been working on a machine that snaps your penis in half and I’m getting pretty close to the big breakthrough… So…
September 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Listen, I know I’ve been walking funny recently. I’ve just been working on a machine that snaps your penis in half and I’m getting pretty close to the big breakthrough… So…
A new emotion:
Jizzed - (adj) delighted to the point of sexual climax.
e.g. “I was absolutely jizzed when saw Deborah had brought her famous Snickerdoodle cookies to the potluck today.”
Jizzed - (adj) delighted to the point of sexual climax.
e.g. “I was absolutely jizzed when saw Deborah had brought her famous Snickerdoodle cookies to the potluck today.”
September 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
A new emotion:
Jizzed - (adj) delighted to the point of sexual climax.
e.g. “I was absolutely jizzed when saw Deborah had brought her famous Snickerdoodle cookies to the potluck today.”
Jizzed - (adj) delighted to the point of sexual climax.
e.g. “I was absolutely jizzed when saw Deborah had brought her famous Snickerdoodle cookies to the potluck today.”
I bet “bring your child bride to work day” would go hard as fuck in the White House
September 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I bet “bring your child bride to work day” would go hard as fuck in the White House
Whispering sweet nothings into your ass
August 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Whispering sweet nothings into your ass
Those nicotine pouches are kinda gay, cause what do you mean you need to put a white sack in your mouth to feel better?
July 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Those nicotine pouches are kinda gay, cause what do you mean you need to put a white sack in your mouth to feel better?
Breaking news: United States military satellite have captured shocking images of what they believe to be You in the Strait of Hormuz.
US intelligence and local governmental agencies have convened to declare the body of water will, from now on, be referred to as “The Gay of Hormuz”
US intelligence and local governmental agencies have convened to declare the body of water will, from now on, be referred to as “The Gay of Hormuz”
July 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Breaking news: United States military satellite have captured shocking images of what they believe to be You in the Strait of Hormuz.
US intelligence and local governmental agencies have convened to declare the body of water will, from now on, be referred to as “The Gay of Hormuz”
US intelligence and local governmental agencies have convened to declare the body of water will, from now on, be referred to as “The Gay of Hormuz”
An inconspicuous looking bottle labeled “juice that makes your penis explode”
July 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
An inconspicuous looking bottle labeled “juice that makes your penis explode”
Carving my love language into stone hoping it will be decoded by alien beings in 10 million years so they will think we were all on some freak shit
July 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Carving my love language into stone hoping it will be decoded by alien beings in 10 million years so they will think we were all on some freak shit
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, beat off and the whole room clears out pretty quick
June 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, beat off and the whole room clears out pretty quick
That one homie who’s really chill but low-key is actually a starfish.
June 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
That one homie who’s really chill but low-key is actually a starfish.
A male glory hole is a hole you put your dick through and recieve anonymous sexual favors.
A female glory hole would be a hole you whisper anonymous secrets or gossip into.
Either way, they’re alike because there’s a gay man on the other side having a great time.
A female glory hole would be a hole you whisper anonymous secrets or gossip into.
Either way, they’re alike because there’s a gay man on the other side having a great time.
June 20, 2026 at 6:06 PM
A male glory hole is a hole you put your dick through and recieve anonymous sexual favors.
A female glory hole would be a hole you whisper anonymous secrets or gossip into.
Either way, they’re alike because there’s a gay man on the other side having a great time.
A female glory hole would be a hole you whisper anonymous secrets or gossip into.
Either way, they’re alike because there’s a gay man on the other side having a great time.
MK-Ultra never worked on me because I terraformed my mind with tons of salvia bong rips when I was a teenager.
June 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
MK-Ultra never worked on me because I terraformed my mind with tons of salvia bong rips when I was a teenager.
You know what’s normal to the spider is chaos to the fly?
Well what’s chaos to the spider is when the fly’s all up in there & he’s just freakin’ his shit all over the place
All zesty like a wild man
Just dancing doin a whole backspin & he’s got all his shit out, bits to god, just freakin’ his shit
Well what’s chaos to the spider is when the fly’s all up in there & he’s just freakin’ his shit all over the place
All zesty like a wild man
Just dancing doin a whole backspin & he’s got all his shit out, bits to god, just freakin’ his shit
June 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You know what’s normal to the spider is chaos to the fly?
Well what’s chaos to the spider is when the fly’s all up in there & he’s just freakin’ his shit all over the place
All zesty like a wild man
Just dancing doin a whole backspin & he’s got all his shit out, bits to god, just freakin’ his shit
Well what’s chaos to the spider is when the fly’s all up in there & he’s just freakin’ his shit all over the place
All zesty like a wild man
Just dancing doin a whole backspin & he’s got all his shit out, bits to god, just freakin’ his shit
The earth is only as flat as you think it is
June 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The earth is only as flat as you think it is
My landlord says his tenants are allowed to have a little black mold as a treat
June 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
My landlord says his tenants are allowed to have a little black mold as a treat
If 1 is a “crumb” and 2 is “crumbs” then wouldn’t 1 be a “cum” and 2 be “cumbs”?
June 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If 1 is a “crumb” and 2 is “crumbs” then wouldn’t 1 be a “cum” and 2 be “cumbs”?
So you’re telling me a honey nutted these Cheerios?
May 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So you’re telling me a honey nutted these Cheerios?
Keep your Glen’s Close, but keep your Glenemies Closer.
May 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Keep your Glen’s Close, but keep your Glenemies Closer.
Show me the standard deviation graph of how good a mime is at being a mime over time as you beat them to death with your bare hands.
April 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Show me the standard deviation graph of how good a mime is at being a mime over time as you beat them to death with your bare hands.
They actually HAD to nail Jesus to the cross cause he wouldn’t stop touching on his dick and balls while the he was being executed.
April 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They actually HAD to nail Jesus to the cross cause he wouldn’t stop touching on his dick and balls while the he was being executed.
I just suddenly remembered the smell of the harbor so vividly… I’m worried it’s psychological wharf air
April 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I just suddenly remembered the smell of the harbor so vividly… I’m worried it’s psychological wharf air
People are always saying “I got moneyyy”, as if it isn’t just their weekly stipend from toiling at the earth pillaging/baby eating factory.
March 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
People are always saying “I got moneyyy”, as if it isn’t just their weekly stipend from toiling at the earth pillaging/baby eating factory.
Walking the plank because the wenches complained about my sexually charged message-in-a-bottle’s
March 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Walking the plank because the wenches complained about my sexually charged message-in-a-bottle’s