Happy nog season to all who celebrate
October 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Happy nog season to all who celebrate
If media outlets had any scruples they’d just stop going to WH press room and deny the lies oxygen.
Sadly we all know they’re driven by shareholders and not freedom of the press.
Sadly we all know they’re driven by shareholders and not freedom of the press.
September 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If media outlets had any scruples they’d just stop going to WH press room and deny the lies oxygen.
Sadly we all know they’re driven by shareholders and not freedom of the press.
Sadly we all know they’re driven by shareholders and not freedom of the press.
Petition to honor the ever-fabulous Bob Mackie at the Met Gala
September 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Petition to honor the ever-fabulous Bob Mackie at the Met Gala
Anyway, party like it’s 5787
September 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Anyway, party like it’s 5787
It’s a good thing I came home from work trip bc the upstairs bathroom is out of toilet paper
September 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It’s a good thing I came home from work trip bc the upstairs bathroom is out of toilet paper
I’ll tell you when it’s time to panic. I can’t find my emotional support lip balm or chewing gum.
September 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I’ll tell you when it’s time to panic. I can’t find my emotional support lip balm or chewing gum.
Nobody told me about the alarming number of specific tweezers I’d own as an adult
August 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Nobody told me about the alarming number of specific tweezers I’d own as an adult
Roberts is really burnishing the legacy that his court is compromised
August 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Roberts is really burnishing the legacy that his court is compromised
Idea: give his aides those little clickers they use to train dogs to wake him up
August 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Idea: give his aides those little clickers they use to train dogs to wake him up
No one, ever:
“it’s the greatest thing since sliced ketchup”
“it’s the greatest thing since sliced ketchup”
August 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
No one, ever:
“it’s the greatest thing since sliced ketchup”
“it’s the greatest thing since sliced ketchup”
I have a butterscotch candy in my bag and I’m not afraid to use it 🔥
August 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I have a butterscotch candy in my bag and I’m not afraid to use it 🔥
Hate to breaks it to you but Mitch has already won the race to The End
July 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Hate to breaks it to you but Mitch has already won the race to The End
Live every day as if it’s a dress rehearsal for the day It Happens
🥂
🥂
July 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Live every day as if it’s a dress rehearsal for the day It Happens
🥂
🥂
“I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today” Rudy Guiliani confirms
July 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today” Rudy Guiliani confirms
I miss the days when footballers wore short shorts
This has been a sports post
This has been a sports post
June 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I miss the days when footballers wore short shorts
This has been a sports post
This has been a sports post
People are saying it’s not so much a ballroom, more of a bunker
May 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
People are saying it’s not so much a ballroom, more of a bunker
Damn, that’s one hell of a concert poster, Mr DJ
May 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Damn, that’s one hell of a concert poster, Mr DJ
couldn’t eat breakfast at the diner because I didn’t have ID
May 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
couldn’t eat breakfast at the diner because I didn’t have ID
We don’t need a grifted ballroom or arch or museum/hotel
We need smart and effective gun legislation
We need to get high capacity firearms banned
We need politicians who take care of their constituents
oh, and also world peace
We need smart and effective gun legislation
We need to get high capacity firearms banned
We need politicians who take care of their constituents
oh, and also world peace
April 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
We don’t need a grifted ballroom or arch or museum/hotel
We need smart and effective gun legislation
We need to get high capacity firearms banned
We need politicians who take care of their constituents
oh, and also world peace
We need smart and effective gun legislation
We need to get high capacity firearms banned
We need politicians who take care of their constituents
oh, and also world peace
Is there a word for the way time is altered when you’re installing software?
April 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Is there a word for the way time is altered when you’re installing software?
Fiddler on the Roo
OK, I demand commitment, and you will name one show and one show only.
Single Greatest Stage Musical.
Go.
Single Greatest Stage Musical.
Go.
April 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fiddler on the Roo
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery
April 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery
In this house we refer to them as “The Metropolitans” when they lose, which is…often
April 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
In this house we refer to them as “The Metropolitans” when they lose, which is…often
15% of my job is waiting for late assets, 85% is dealing with the fallout like I’m the Tardy Tina
April 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
15% of my job is waiting for late assets, 85% is dealing with the fallout like I’m the Tardy Tina