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*The Conservative’s
Christian Borchgrevink's situation has changed a fair bit at Hearts. After thinking he might have to leave, he is happy and relishing the change in style from "the conservative Scottish football on steroids".
Really enjoyable chat with the Norwegian.
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Really enjoyable chat with the Norwegian.
🔗 onlrl.co/wxjs49
September 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
*The Conservative’s
He’ll be disappointed that it’s not worked out but he’ll have plenty of other opportunities via the Kartoum Newtork
Sander Kartum has left Hearts.
The club have confirmed the midfielder’s departure by mutual consent.
The club have confirmed the midfielder’s departure by mutual consent.
Hearts confirm Sander Kartum exit as midfielder leaves by mutual consent
Heart of Midlothian have confirmed Sander Kartum has left the club by mutual consent. The midfielder, 30, joined from SK Brann in January 2025 and…
www.heartsstandard.co.uk
September 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
He’ll be disappointed that it’s not worked out but he’ll have plenty of other opportunities via the Kartoum Newtork
lol at Martin O’Neill, I’ve not seen a 74 year old take a pumping like that since R̶e̶d̶a̶c̶t̶e̶d̶
August 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
lol at Martin O’Neill, I’ve not seen a 74 year old take a pumping like that since R̶e̶d̶a̶c̶t̶e̶d̶
The words of somebody that’s never used AI to create images of Craig Levein eating Smurfs off of a sushi conveyor belt
They’re trying so fucking hard to get consumer AI over by lying until it’s beyond the tipping point like they did with Uber and Airbnb and DoorDash etc but unlike those other evil tech companies it does not do anything. It has no use.
August 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The words of somebody that’s never used AI to create images of Craig Levein eating Smurfs off of a sushi conveyor belt
Hearing Archie and Lilibet have secured spots at Niddrie Mill Primary School
August 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Hearing Archie and Lilibet have secured spots at Niddrie Mill Primary School
Everybody having a good laugh at McInnes and Devlin…really not going to jinx it myself as can see them sticking the knife into us when we are away at Dens next season
August 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Everybody having a good laugh at McInnes and Devlin…really not going to jinx it myself as can see them sticking the knife into us when we are away at Dens next season
My man traded hammer length for hammer length
August 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My man traded hammer length for hammer length
Are we sure that they were stunned? Can imagine it takes a fair amount to stun these cunts.
August 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Are we sure that they were stunned? Can imagine it takes a fair amount to stun these cunts.
Get it up them 😂
July 29, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Get it up them 😂
Same mate
Fucking same
Fucking same
July 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Same mate
Fucking same
Fucking same
Honestly no that bad
July 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Honestly no that bad
Nice of the police to let him out on Saturday to smash the mile world record
July 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Nice of the police to let him out on Saturday to smash the mile world record
From what I can gather from club sources Vrancken was told that he needs to trim the squad if he wants to add to it.
Apparently it came down to a decision between the German goalkeeper and Blair Spittal and he was forced to make a choice….Spit or Schwolow?
Apparently it came down to a decision between the German goalkeeper and Blair Spittal and he was forced to make a choice….Spit or Schwolow?
July 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
From what I can gather from club sources Vrancken was told that he needs to trim the squad if he wants to add to it.
Apparently it came down to a decision between the German goalkeeper and Blair Spittal and he was forced to make a choice….Spit or Schwolow?
Apparently it came down to a decision between the German goalkeeper and Blair Spittal and he was forced to make a choice….Spit or Schwolow?
Calling it now. Wrexham are going to spoil this story and turn it into corporate slop by signing the Cape Verde keeper
July 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Calling it now. Wrexham are going to spoil this story and turn it into corporate slop by signing the Cape Verde keeper
“And I’ve goat tae shay, that fella Messi really is a fella, I’ve really goat tae shay.
Ish that hellsh bellsh? Aysheedeeshee?”
Ish that hellsh bellsh? Aysheedeeshee?”
July 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“And I’ve goat tae shay, that fella Messi really is a fella, I’ve really goat tae shay.
Ish that hellsh bellsh? Aysheedeeshee?”
Ish that hellsh bellsh? Aysheedeeshee?”
Jordan Henderson to boost the England players morale at half time with a series of hilarious custard pie pranks
July 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Jordan Henderson to boost the England players morale at half time with a series of hilarious custard pie pranks
Salt Bae deserves to be at the World Cup more than Scotland
June 25, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Salt Bae deserves to be at the World Cup more than Scotland
That’s the last time I turn off the telly in a huff
June 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM
That’s the last time I turn off the telly in a huff
Always found it weird when football fans cream themselves about how much money a PLC is going to make on their best player but it does feel different with Braga - proof that the model is already working and that we will grow exponentially.
Exciting times as per
@pantsshaton.bsky.social wee graph!
Exciting times as per
@pantsshaton.bsky.social wee graph!
June 23, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Always found it weird when football fans cream themselves about how much money a PLC is going to make on their best player but it does feel different with Braga - proof that the model is already working and that we will grow exponentially.
Exciting times as per
@pantsshaton.bsky.social wee graph!
Exciting times as per
@pantsshaton.bsky.social wee graph!
Not a fan of this at all. When played in position in a sensible system (not Critchley’s) he has been excellent. Seems to have the minerals too!
🚨 Transfer news 🚨
Michael Steinwender could leave Hearts with transfer interest from Germany
@sked21.bsky.social ✍️
Michael Steinwender could leave Hearts with transfer interest from Germany
@sked21.bsky.social ✍️
Michael Steinwender could leave Hearts with transfer interest from Germany
There is significant interest in the Austrian defender.
onlrl.co
June 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Not a fan of this at all. When played in position in a sensible system (not Critchley’s) he has been excellent. Seems to have the minerals too!
Wait til you hear about Germany. Founded 1990!
The biggest indicator of how well Cape Verde have done is that they joined FIFA in 1982, played in their first AFCON qualifiers in 1992 and didn't play a World Cup qualifier until 2003. 🇨🇻
June 22, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Wait til you hear about Germany. Founded 1990!
Now that Burnham is in there’s a clear sense of the adults being back in charge methinks.
Zelensky photo op will seal the deal.
Trump is toast!
Zelensky photo op will seal the deal.
Trump is toast!
June 19, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Now that Burnham is in there’s a clear sense of the adults being back in charge methinks.
Zelensky photo op will seal the deal.
Trump is toast!
Zelensky photo op will seal the deal.
Trump is toast!
Trying to get up for it but fuck the World Cup. I just want to see Harry Milne marauding in Maroon again
June 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Trying to get up for it but fuck the World Cup. I just want to see Harry Milne marauding in Maroon again
I hope Hearts don’t appoint a British manager that says things like “we are in a difficult moment”
Portuguese, French, German, Spanish? Fine
Portuguese, French, German, Spanish? Fine
June 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I hope Hearts don’t appoint a British manager that says things like “we are in a difficult moment”
Portuguese, French, German, Spanish? Fine
Portuguese, French, German, Spanish? Fine
I can confirm that I have decided to stop turning a blind eye to Derek McInnes’s bigotry with effect from today. There’s no place for it in football and there is also no place for looking like a body double of the slain Lost Prophets nonce frontman.
June 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I can confirm that I have decided to stop turning a blind eye to Derek McInnes’s bigotry with effect from today. There’s no place for it in football and there is also no place for looking like a body double of the slain Lost Prophets nonce frontman.