rambling trash dove
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Angela Merkel impersonator
Do Colorado and Wyoming have beef? Do they argue over which state is more rectangular?
August 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Do Colorado and Wyoming have beef? Do they argue over which state is more rectangular?
Sunflower seeds are cigarette-adjacent
July 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Sunflower seeds are cigarette-adjacent
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📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Crushed. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Shocked. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Boated. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getti
June 26, 2026 at 4:27 AM
📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Up. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Back. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Crushed. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Shocked. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getting Boated. 📷 The Pigeon Is Getti
Say, for instance, your cat goes missing and you put up lost cat signs advertising a cash reward in return for anyone who locates and brings the cat back to you. What if the cat comes home a couple weeks later on it's own? Do you give the cat the cash reward for finding themselves?
June 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Say, for instance, your cat goes missing and you put up lost cat signs advertising a cash reward in return for anyone who locates and brings the cat back to you. What if the cat comes home a couple weeks later on it's own? Do you give the cat the cash reward for finding themselves?
It's wine and waffles Wednesday!
February 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
It's wine and waffles Wednesday!
Why is every trip to CVS like opening a portal to the world of cryptids and NPCs
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why is every trip to CVS like opening a portal to the world of cryptids and NPCs
Happy birthday Jay Kay
December 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Happy birthday Jay Kay
That feeling when you're binge-watching one of those elimination-style shows and the person you dislike the most gets eliminated
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
That feeling when you're binge-watching one of those elimination-style shows and the person you dislike the most gets eliminated
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On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kim Jong-un is back
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This stomach bug is going to turn me into a skinny legend
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This stomach bug is going to turn me into a skinny legend
They don't make songs like Careless Whisper anymore and I find that kinda sad
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They don't make songs like Careless Whisper anymore and I find that kinda sad
Playing Mario Kart while listening to Whitney Houston is a vibe you can't comprehend
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Playing Mario Kart while listening to Whitney Houston is a vibe you can't comprehend
Epic Rap Battles of History: The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza vs. Jeb Bush Orchestra
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Epic Rap Battles of History: The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza vs. Jeb Bush Orchestra
I told my mom I was planning on taking creatine after a workout and she got super scared. It took a few minutes before I realized she thought I was talking about ketamine 😭
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I told my mom I was planning on taking creatine after a workout and she got super scared. It took a few minutes before I realized she thought I was talking about ketamine 😭
What if, instead of Halloween? We called it Paula Deen?
(This is my dumbest idea ever)
(This is my dumbest idea ever)
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What if, instead of Halloween? We called it Paula Deen?
(This is my dumbest idea ever)
(This is my dumbest idea ever)
I want to be able to go into a drive-thru and get pesto fettuccine
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I want to be able to go into a drive-thru and get pesto fettuccine
Watching Twin Peaks. The outfits in this show are literally my fall wardrobe
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Watching Twin Peaks. The outfits in this show are literally my fall wardrobe
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broke: studying economics. woke: screaming at a bar graph until it changes
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
broke: studying economics. woke: screaming at a bar graph until it changes
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Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
October 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
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