Random Carp
@randomcarp.bsky.social
Random observations from a random fish in a river near you. Possibly a parody.
Seems like an important enough bundle that you'd want to have a redundant path, no?
September 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Seems like an important enough bundle that you'd want to have a redundant path, no?
There's still time for you to jump on the Raiders bandwagon. 2-0 baby! 😜
September 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
There's still time for you to jump on the Raiders bandwagon. 2-0 baby! 😜
Somebody really wants to be on the playoff roster!
September 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Somebody really wants to be on the playoff roster!
Stephen Nelson is awesome!
September 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Stephen Nelson is awesome!
Can someone please explain the Edman / "tank" thing to me?
September 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Can someone please explain the Edman / "tank" thing to me?
Playing off the "Trump" angle a bit more, maybe that kiosk can be paired with an "Epstein & Me" kiosk where visitors can purchase their own Trump-autographed copy of the Epstein files? Its the ultimate gift for Christmas!
September 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Playing off the "Trump" angle a bit more, maybe that kiosk can be paired with an "Epstein & Me" kiosk where visitors can purchase their own Trump-autographed copy of the Epstein files? Its the ultimate gift for Christmas!
Since this is ultimately a "Trump" project, maybe we can add a kiosk where people can apply and pay for pardons from "Trump" (in double-quotes like he likes it). We could call the kiosk "Pardon Me!"
September 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Since this is ultimately a "Trump" project, maybe we can add a kiosk where people can apply and pay for pardons from "Trump" (in double-quotes like he likes it). We could call the kiosk "Pardon Me!"
Or maybe a car wash? That arch looks tall enough that we can mount some of those spinning brushes (American made, of course) to clean cars as they go under it.
September 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Or maybe a car wash? That arch looks tall enough that we can mount some of those spinning brushes (American made, of course) to clean cars as they go under it.
Or how about a laundromat? Who doesn't want to run a load of laundry while they're paying a visit to fallen soldiers? We can call it "Triumphal Laundry".
September 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Or how about a laundromat? Who doesn't want to run a load of laundry while they're paying a visit to fallen soldiers? We can call it "Triumphal Laundry".
More ideas: Lets add laser beams that pop out of the top and shoot people who are misbehaving in Arlington.
Pew pew!
Pew pew!
September 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
More ideas: Lets add laser beams that pop out of the top and shoot people who are misbehaving in Arlington.
Pew pew!
Pew pew!
"listening intently" is not something Trump does unless the person is talking about Trump stopping eleventy billion wars or something like that.
September 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"listening intently" is not something Trump does unless the person is talking about Trump stopping eleventy billion wars or something like that.
In Silver's mind it's a failure but what he's not saying that is that the failure could be offset by a larger success if he can get the team moved to a more lucrative city. I'm sure that's what he and Dundon are thinking. I hope they fail.
September 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
In Silver's mind it's a failure but what he's not saying that is that the failure could be offset by a larger success if he can get the team moved to a more lucrative city. I'm sure that's what he and Dundon are thinking. I hope they fail.
I though the White House was the property of the people?
September 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I though the White House was the property of the people?
Wait until your daughter reads this!
That said, considering the subject matter you cover, I hope to hell she's not allowed on social media!
That said, considering the subject matter you cover, I hope to hell she's not allowed on social media!
September 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Wait until your daughter reads this!
That said, considering the subject matter you cover, I hope to hell she's not allowed on social media!
That said, considering the subject matter you cover, I hope to hell she's not allowed on social media!
"We'll see" = "two weeks", right?
September 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"We'll see" = "two weeks", right?
*THIS* is the Kennedy that needs to be demolished.
September 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
*THIS* is the Kennedy that needs to be demolished.
Would you hurry up and smite him already?
September 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Would you hurry up and smite him already?
Is he trying to out-orange Trump? Or use his face as a homage to the surface of Mars?
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Is he trying to out-orange Trump? Or use his face as a homage to the surface of Mars?