Random Rage
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Yay we have Twitter again!
...wait.
...wait.
I don't know if this is anxiety or not but I do know I have insomnia and my brain is playing "Toxic" by Britney Spears on a loop
May 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I don't know if this is anxiety or not but I do know I have insomnia and my brain is playing "Toxic" by Britney Spears on a loop
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Send Help is that one episode of Steven Universe where they get stuck on an island except Sam Raimi directed it (complimentary)
May 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Send Help is that one episode of Steven Universe where they get stuck on an island except Sam Raimi directed it (complimentary)
Facebook started giving me random notifications for suggested friends. In my confusion, I clicked on one. And now I've taught Facebook that it can trick me into opening the app by showing me random friend suggestions.
The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.
The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.
May 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Facebook started giving me random notifications for suggested friends. In my confusion, I clicked on one. And now I've taught Facebook that it can trick me into opening the app by showing me random friend suggestions.
The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.
The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.
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We’re always hiring single moms who lived a hard life down at Second Chances diner! It doesn’t matter what year it is, we will always put you in a 1950’s uniform. Check out our full podcast episode on the 1994 classic film Forrest Gump wherever you get your podcasts today!
April 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We’re always hiring single moms who lived a hard life down at Second Chances diner! It doesn’t matter what year it is, we will always put you in a 1950’s uniform. Check out our full podcast episode on the 1994 classic film Forrest Gump wherever you get your podcasts today!
Love how you can be in the middle of a video on Instagram and then your finger accidentally grazes the screen and the video changes and the one you were watching is hidden away forever. Love that. Super great user design. Peak usability.
April 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Love how you can be in the middle of a video on Instagram and then your finger accidentally grazes the screen and the video changes and the one you were watching is hidden away forever. Love that. Super great user design. Peak usability.
I will never ever get tired of Great Value brands over performing on the Epicurious blind taste tests
April 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I will never ever get tired of Great Value brands over performing on the Epicurious blind taste tests
Getting a lot of questions about my "I'm not affiliated with Jeffery Epstein press conference" that were already answered by the press conference
April 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Getting a lot of questions about my "I'm not affiliated with Jeffery Epstein press conference" that were already answered by the press conference
Sometimes I get on here looking for hot takes but then I read some of the comments and I'm like "oh yeah the barrier to entry is literally zero and this app is also filled with absolute morons"
April 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Sometimes I get on here looking for hot takes but then I read some of the comments and I'm like "oh yeah the barrier to entry is literally zero and this app is also filled with absolute morons"
Why can't Walmart online be anywhere near as good as Amazon? It shouldn't be hard, Amazon sucks. But Walmart somehow sucks more?
March 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Why can't Walmart online be anywhere near as good as Amazon? It shouldn't be hard, Amazon sucks. But Walmart somehow sucks more?
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fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
March 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
Six months without employment is starting to take its toll. I really feel like I'm starting to lose my shit.
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Six months without employment is starting to take its toll. I really feel like I'm starting to lose my shit.
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"They told us what they were going to do. They published it. They put it on a website. And when it happened, the press was surprised."
Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.
Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.
This is Literally the Job
Political journalists need to stop pretending they don't know what Republicans are going to do.
www.readtpa.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"They told us what they were going to do. They published it. They put it on a website. And when it happened, the press was surprised."
Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.
Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.
If you play Strip Mine in Magic the Gathering you are a bad person and I hate you
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you play Strip Mine in Magic the Gathering you are a bad person and I hate you
Succession really was one of the most realistic shows
ABC proactively suspending Kimmel and turning this into a bigger issue is why those execs earn the big bucks. They make the big important dogshit for brains decisions.
September 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Succession really was one of the most realistic shows
This whole Jimmy Kimmel debacle is going to boil down to one thing: Does Disney feel it's in their best interest to stand up to the Trump Administration and defend their programming, or not?
A thread:
(Full disclosure -- I am not a lawyer)
A thread:
(Full disclosure -- I am not a lawyer)
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This whole Jimmy Kimmel debacle is going to boil down to one thing: Does Disney feel it's in their best interest to stand up to the Trump Administration and defend their programming, or not?
A thread:
(Full disclosure -- I am not a lawyer)
A thread:
(Full disclosure -- I am not a lawyer)
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People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval.
That’s it.
You know that the economy is on a downturn when Northpark doesn't have their door valets out on a Sunday (this is a hyper-specific Dallas post)
September 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know that the economy is on a downturn when Northpark doesn't have their door valets out on a Sunday (this is a hyper-specific Dallas post)
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Alien Earth continues to be a perfect 7/10
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Alien Earth continues to be a perfect 7/10
Am I the only one having a hard time getting into Alien Earth?
September 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Am I the only one having a hard time getting into Alien Earth?
I love that Lorde was New Zealand's goth darling but she discovered weed and then she was like I'm gonna make a beach album and make the cover my taint lol
July 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love that Lorde was New Zealand's goth darling but she discovered weed and then she was like I'm gonna make a beach album and make the cover my taint lol
So are they gonna get Joseph Kosinski to remake all of Tony Scott's films because... I could get on board with that
June 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So are they gonna get Joseph Kosinski to remake all of Tony Scott's films because... I could get on board with that
Are we sure this isn't just an active imprint and Echo is going deep undercover?
(But seriously good for her)
ew.com/eliza-dushku...
(But seriously good for her)
ew.com/eliza-dushku...
'Buffy' star Eliza Dushku enters new career in mental health counseling 8 years after last role
Nearly a decade after Eliza Dushku stepped away acting, the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' alum is embarking on a new career in mental health counseling: 'True calling.'
ew.com
June 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are we sure this isn't just an active imprint and Echo is going deep undercover?
(But seriously good for her)
ew.com/eliza-dushku...
(But seriously good for her)
ew.com/eliza-dushku...
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If I traveled back in time to tell mid-20s me that bill kristol was now to the left of many mainstream dems and the drudge report was a useful website in tracking the authoritarian trump dynasty I'm pretty sure younger me would have had older me euthanized
June 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If I traveled back in time to tell mid-20s me that bill kristol was now to the left of many mainstream dems and the drudge report was a useful website in tracking the authoritarian trump dynasty I'm pretty sure younger me would have had older me euthanized