Ramblin Fosho
@randyfosho.bsky.social
A very cool guy who likes to party a lot and not be a jerk
DAP (Dry Ass Penis)
September 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
DAP (Dry Ass Penis)
August 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Who’s Theo Dyssey and why’s he so special they made a movie about him?
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Who’s Theo Dyssey and why’s he so special they made a movie about him?
The early 21st century can be pretty well summed up by the fact that one of the most wonderful pieces of popular art to come out out of that era was a song about a swimsuit.
June 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The early 21st century can be pretty well summed up by the fact that one of the most wonderful pieces of popular art to come out out of that era was a song about a swimsuit.
Kurt Cobain should’ve had an alter ego named Burt Kocain who was addicted to cocaine instead of heroin
June 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Kurt Cobain should’ve had an alter ego named Burt Kocain who was addicted to cocaine instead of heroin
Dick pic’s full name is Richard Picture
May 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Dick pic’s full name is Richard Picture
On that fateful night, funk-jam band Monkey Dookie and country-jam band Dookie Bucket were serendipitously booked on the same bill. It was Monkey Dookie’s bassist who had the idea for the bands to perform a collaborative improv set, and thus country-funk-jam supergroup Monkey Dookie Bucket was born.
May 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
On that fateful night, funk-jam band Monkey Dookie and country-jam band Dookie Bucket were serendipitously booked on the same bill. It was Monkey Dookie’s bassist who had the idea for the bands to perform a collaborative improv set, and thus country-funk-jam supergroup Monkey Dookie Bucket was born.
If you wanted to make fun of the rapper Ludacris one way would be to call him Poodapiss
May 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If you wanted to make fun of the rapper Ludacris one way would be to call him Poodapiss
One day, I’ll suck
And drain your dong
For to spit is so lame, so
I'll swallow the cum (no homo)
And drain your dong
For to spit is so lame, so
I'll swallow the cum (no homo)
May 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
One day, I’ll suck
And drain your dong
For to spit is so lame, so
I'll swallow the cum (no homo)
And drain your dong
For to spit is so lame, so
I'll swallow the cum (no homo)
So we’re just gonna let David Bowie get away with China Girl I guess
May 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
So we’re just gonna let David Bowie get away with China Girl I guess
Wouldn’t it be sick if jazz came out dongs instead of jizz? Just blasting away a Coltrane solo when you bust
April 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Wouldn’t it be sick if jazz came out dongs instead of jizz? Just blasting away a Coltrane solo when you bust
She Hates Meat by Puddle of Morrissey
April 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
She Hates Meat by Puddle of Morrissey
Old vampires are called grampires
April 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Old vampires are called grampires
I think the guy from B-52’s might be gay
March 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think the guy from B-52’s might be gay
We take for granted how lucky we are to be alive at a time when Mario day 311 day and pi day all exist in thy same month
March 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
We take for granted how lucky we are to be alive at a time when Mario day 311 day and pi day all exist in thy same month
Too broke to afford Guinness? You can make your own at home by mixing high life with chocolate syrup!
March 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Too broke to afford Guinness? You can make your own at home by mixing high life with chocolate syrup!
Why isn’t there a Good Bunny?
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Why isn’t there a Good Bunny?
Hank Brule be like “drangit brobby!’
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Hank Brule be like “drangit brobby!’
Sandstorm is my favorite Christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sandstorm is my favorite Christmas song
In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross
Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI
I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight
From The Hard Times:
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
From The Hard Times:
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
Love Actually sucks actually
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Love Actually sucks actually