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Randy Pitler
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Dad | Amicable Divorce Atty | Spartan | CUBuff Dad | Great Pyrenees Owner | Comedian | Olympic Hopeful | Statesman
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The difference between Jim Jones and Trump is that Trump would charge for the Kool-aid and tell his supporters it was poison and they would pay him and fight to be the first to drink it.
Deleting Google Maps #lakeontario
#google #maps #lakeamerica #lake #ontario
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August 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Dolly Parton was an ethical billionaire, because her support for others prevented her from becoming one.
August 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Why aren’t the Republicans offering prayers for Mitch McConnell’s recovery? 🤔
#prayers #mitchmcconnell #health #senate #wellness
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July 31, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is the path. Ask nominees about the fact that they practiced giving a non-answer to that question.
In the realm of questions posed during Senate hearings, this one from Ossoff -- "Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this?" -- ranks right up there with "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?"
July 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Ball don’t lie. ⚽️
July 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Reposted by Randy Pitler
Kudos

#BookSky
July 3, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Serena Williams won 7 Grand Slams before her opponent was born and just nearly won a match at Wimbledon at 44 yo! The greatest athlete ever?
Wimbledon 2026: Serena Williams forces third set before suffering first-round loss to Maya Joint in first singles match in 4 years
Williams' inspiring return to Wimbledon was short-lived, as Joint bounced back in the biggest of ways on Centre Court.
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June 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#usa #passport #trump #travel #international
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June 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’m old enough to remember that when someone called you a racist, you questioned your behavior, not doubled down.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Trump drawing of the cut in the Reflecting Pool
June 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Why doesn’t the USMNT have a consistent kit for every World Cup? Don’t most countries keep the same primary design?
June 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
She had about 5 great clap backs!
June 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
June 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Mike Rogers celebrating Pride Month with gender affirming photoshop.
L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by staffer.
June 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
@petersagal.bsky.social Listening to @tiffanyhaddish.bsky.social talk about the Bar Mitzvah energy producing as my son is getting ready to do this at a Bar Mitzvah today!
May 31, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The headline we want to see:

Federal Judge Orders Trump to Remove His Name From the Presidency
May 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If 60 Minutes was still 60 Minutes, they’d be doing stories exposing the changes at 60 Minutes.
May 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Trump only knows how to negotiate via threats. It worked as a developer because the little guys couldn’t fight back. The threats don’t work with foreign countries and the fact that he has no real negotiating skills is transparent.
Trump says that if Iran doesn't make concessions, "then the man on my left [Hegseth] is gonna finish them off"
May 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
False. This dog is innocent. He was with me the whole time. He wasn’t near that gas station.
Dog Shoots Woman With Shotgun Outside Nebraska Gas Station, Police Say
A bizarre incident out of Nebraska is drawing attention after police say a dog accidentally discharged a shotgun inside a truck parked at a convenience store, injuring a woman stopped nearby in traffi...
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May 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Racist white doctor Travis Morrell sues FindaBlackDoctor website because they wouldn’t list him.
Dr Travis Morrell of Mountain West Dermatology is a white supremacist #doctor #racism #medicine #lawsuit
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May 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Would I take this deal? YES!
May 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Ugh. Had the Hawks +50. 🤦🏻‍♂️
May 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The Bible needs a 25th Amendment.
April 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Trump in a nutshell. Wasting money on a performative showing by ICE and not doing anything to help people who need it.
March 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM