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Randy Slavey
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I'm not a mathematical naif and yet exponents still never cease to amaze me. Like the fact that every time you shuffle a deck of cards you create an order that has, statistically, never happened in the lifetime of our universe nor ever will again.
August 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Absolutely confirm. I am an excellent C# coder who has vibe coded several python solutions and will honestly admit that doing so has taught me absolutely nothing about python short of the names of several popular packages.
August 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I appreciate this sentiment. I read The Shattering Peace on and off again over the span of a few weeks and it felt weird, given your previously stated delivery timelines, that it likely took me longer to read a book than it did for the author to write it.
August 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I believe the insistence on people referring to you as "Jolly" hides a dark past.
July 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Rally's fries with a half banana / half chocolate shake are an S-tier fast food gustatory experience.
May 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
May 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I trashed my very old iPad mini when they stopped providing updates and all my apps slowly stopped working as they refused to run on older versions.

Really wish I'd have thought of jailbreaking it, if that's possible. I don't like Apple's ecosystem, but damn was that a nice piece of hardware.
May 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I'm in the camp of e-readers increasing profits for authors. I bought hard covers new, but literally never bought a mass market paperback new off the rack. They all came from library sales, garage sales, etc. I have bought ebooks, though.
May 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
...think about the implications
of diving in *too* [voice box shatters]
March 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
That's one thing I love about the woodworking community. In some spheres people would be crying plagiarism, but we're all like, "Hey that's a pretty cool interpretation of that."
March 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I spent an entire day angry at my Bose headphones for constantly dropping during meetings.

Later that evening, my wife told me the Google TV kept interrupting her show that day to say she could use the saved paired device.

Now I'm angry at Bose and Google.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Aquaxena
Kreeji
Dasana'vi

I'll see myself out
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bob's 2002 Access Database
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I had dozens of these and read them to tatters as a kid.
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is more of an unintended insult to the receiver, insinuating they are unaware of this person's body of work, than an artist zombie apocalypse warning.

Or are we riffing on the ambiguity of English, and I'm missing the joke again?
August 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
-25
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Some dark horse contenders, based on the many, many ratings I've reviewed (I built a website to visualize this kind of data).

- The Originals
- Person of Interest
- Dark
- Bosch

[based on consistently high ratings across all episodes and seasons]
August 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
...can die
Clearly not, since he posted this

...stop producing
Think I remember John having like an 812-book contract or something like that

...at GenCon...blow up in scandals
You made a breaded pork tenderloin and sugar cream pie burrito, didn't you?
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM