Tim Oates
@rangerwinslow.pds.witchcraft.systems
Sarcasm is my native language, because… Massachusetts! Geek, nerd, doofus, music, Trek, Doctor Who, SW, BSG, cars, cats, dogs, and lots of other craziness. Masshole expat. Alergic to stupidity. AntiMAGA. Anti cult. Agnostic. Don’t be a dick! No chats!
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Robert Parish. Boston Celtics. Champion. Number double zero on your scorecards, number
in our hearts. Hail to the Chief!!
in our hearts. Hail to the Chief!!
August 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Robert Parish. Boston Celtics. Champion. Number double zero on your scorecards, number
in our hearts. Hail to the Chief!!
in our hearts. Hail to the Chief!!
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Sometimes it’s hard to not be the baby 🍼
August 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes it’s hard to not be the baby 🍼
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I solved the paint vandal case. Mike Huckabeast has been eating it. Yes, it’s a real Tweet.
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June 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I solved the paint vandal case. Mike Huckabeast has been eating it. Yes, it’s a real Tweet.
x.com/govmikehucka...
x.com/govmikehucka...
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WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)
June 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)
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This made top billing on Fox... even before reporting on the massive earthquakes. 🤨
Maybe the Justice Department could put a little more focus on 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗷𝗮𝘆-𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.
Maybe the Justice Department could put a little more focus on 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗷𝗮𝘆-𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.
June 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This made top billing on Fox... even before reporting on the massive earthquakes. 🤨
Maybe the Justice Department could put a little more focus on 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗷𝗮𝘆-𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.
Maybe the Justice Department could put a little more focus on 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗷𝗮𝘆-𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.
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![1st panel: chronic illness or pain is a bucket of sh*t! [one guy looking at other guy who is crying]
2nd panel: but meeting other spoonies only helps. [1st guy hugging 2nd guy and he stopped crying]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreigpq4jezwwymwnrsjv3rysarfijzx7lnnr5ethziiqjhiuheqehsq)
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When I die, I want my doctors to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time
June 26, 2026 at 5:07 PM
When I die, I want my doctors to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time
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@DEAR_CHRONIC_PAIN on Insta
June 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
@DEAR_CHRONIC_PAIN on Insta
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Leaked audio from Accenture says a big source of AI token ‘chewing’ is people just converting PDFs to presentation slides. They're not the only company now telling staff to slow down on AI use @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Read @josephcox.bsky.social story here: www.404media.co/the-tokenpoc...
Read @josephcox.bsky.social story here: www.404media.co/the-tokenpoc...
June 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Leaked audio from Accenture says a big source of AI token ‘chewing’ is people just converting PDFs to presentation slides. They're not the only company now telling staff to slow down on AI use @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Read @josephcox.bsky.social story here: www.404media.co/the-tokenpoc...
Read @josephcox.bsky.social story here: www.404media.co/the-tokenpoc...
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Michelle Obama: "That's where the truth of this country lies. Not in grabbing as much as we can get for ourselves – or knocking folks down to prop ourselves up
But in the overwhelming goodness, the relentless striving, the quiet dignity, that is inside all of us"
But in the overwhelming goodness, the relentless striving, the quiet dignity, that is inside all of us"
June 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Michelle Obama: "That's where the truth of this country lies. Not in grabbing as much as we can get for ourselves – or knocking folks down to prop ourselves up
But in the overwhelming goodness, the relentless striving, the quiet dignity, that is inside all of us"
But in the overwhelming goodness, the relentless striving, the quiet dignity, that is inside all of us"
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To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
June 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THE GRASS I NEED YOU TO REPAINT A POOL
June 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THE GRASS I NEED YOU TO REPAINT A POOL
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![@kushblazer666 - Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa.[7] The first scientific report
@somethingusefulfromflorida - I'd call it that too if it happened to me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreih2saumt76helbqbyep3kckwkyjcemqdvob7pcebbhyiigk77bneq)
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There may be snow on the roof, but there’s still fire in the furnace -along with a gun and some dope.
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79-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Selling Drugs Out Of His Corvette
Fast, bright red Corvettes usually turn heads for all the right reasons. This one allegedly caught deputies' attention for something entirely different.
guessingheadlights.com
June 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
There may be snow on the roof, but there’s still fire in the furnace -along with a gun and some dope.
guessingheadlights.com/79-year-old-...
guessingheadlights.com/79-year-old-...
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“It’s spelled E-N-T-R-E-P-R-E-N-E-U-R, your honor,” she said at sentencing, or should have
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Woman accused of charging $1,000 to take teacher certification exams for others
Florida officials say a Fort Lauderdale woman took teacher certification exams for others in a fraud scheme involving educators across several counties.
cbs12.com
June 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“It’s spelled E-N-T-R-E-P-R-E-N-E-U-R, your honor,” she said at sentencing, or should have
cbs12.com/news/local/f...
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