Ray German
@raygerman.bsky.social
I like to say the funny things but also the angry things and sometimes the sad things too.
What if we charged data centers more per kWh and charged residential customers less?
June 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What if we charged data centers more per kWh and charged residential customers less?
It’s tough when the symptoms of Lyme have so much overlap with the symptoms of “old.”
May 27, 2026 at 9:58 PM
It’s tough when the symptoms of Lyme have so much overlap with the symptoms of “old.”
Got the wordle in three.
May 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Got the wordle in three.
Thanks Visual Studio Code for pestering me to let you update and then stopping my work for several minutes while your installer “creates directories.”
May 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Thanks Visual Studio Code for pestering me to let you update and then stopping my work for several minutes while your installer “creates directories.”
The return address on a mailing from Omaha Steaks.
April 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The return address on a mailing from Omaha Steaks.
Just accidentally used Threads.
March 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Just accidentally used Threads.
Damn the environment. Pantyhose should be sold in plastic eggs.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Damn the environment. Pantyhose should be sold in plastic eggs.
Daughter: So you’re a top lesbian?
Me: What other kind would I be?
Wife: Did you just call your father a hot lesbian?
Daughter: Top lesbian.
Wife: Okay.
Me: What other kind would I be?
Wife: Did you just call your father a hot lesbian?
Daughter: Top lesbian.
Wife: Okay.
March 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Daughter: So you’re a top lesbian?
Me: What other kind would I be?
Wife: Did you just call your father a hot lesbian?
Daughter: Top lesbian.
Wife: Okay.
Me: What other kind would I be?
Wife: Did you just call your father a hot lesbian?
Daughter: Top lesbian.
Wife: Okay.
Ever use the hand soap and it shoots at you like a gigantic ejaculation and you are like “woah fella!” But then you put your face in front of the soap and it’s like, “You gotta give me a few minutes.” Only to realize the soap is a homeless man who got in your car while you were charging in Lowell?
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ever use the hand soap and it shoots at you like a gigantic ejaculation and you are like “woah fella!” But then you put your face in front of the soap and it’s like, “You gotta give me a few minutes.” Only to realize the soap is a homeless man who got in your car while you were charging in Lowell?
Something to remember about not buying anything is that you also need to not use any services which make money from you using them. That includes every website or app with advertisements in it.
February 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Something to remember about not buying anything is that you also need to not use any services which make money from you using them. That includes every website or app with advertisements in it.
Come on Apple Intelligence. You can handle something every six year old boy has drawn.
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Come on Apple Intelligence. You can handle something every six year old boy has drawn.
What’s the number one cause of zombie urgent care visits?
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January 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What’s the number one cause of zombie urgent care visits?
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@allisondeutsch.bsky.social I would like to learn about the life of a realtor. Please post.
January 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@allisondeutsch.bsky.social I would like to learn about the life of a realtor. Please post.
I’m at a certain age when I can look back on myself being an adult but I’m not yet a senior. I’ve decided that I am a seniorlescent.
January 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m at a certain age when I can look back on myself being an adult but I’m not yet a senior. I’ve decided that I am a seniorlescent.
@gngantt.bsky.social BUTTERFLY SOCIAL
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@gngantt.bsky.social BUTTERFLY SOCIAL
In keeping with joining Red Note I have decided to start eating cancer in response to the Red Dye ban.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In keeping with joining Red Note I have decided to start eating cancer in response to the Red Dye ban.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My wife just pointed out that all of us joining Red Note is how we enter the Firefly timeline.
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My wife just pointed out that all of us joining Red Note is how we enter the Firefly timeline.
I have had this in my photos for a while now but can’t come up with the joke to go with it. Any ideas?
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have had this in my photos for a while now but can’t come up with the joke to go with it. Any ideas?
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Any venue can be an axe throwing place if you bring an axe.
January 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Any venue can be an axe throwing place if you bring an axe.