Woke Defense Contractor♨️
@rcmasse.bsky.social
No Maynard. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
September 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
No Maynard. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
Something I "knew" but didn't internalize until recently is how much politics is like sports for a lot of the population.
It makes about as much sense to try to talk a republican out of supporting trump as it does to try to talk a yankees fan into supporting the Red Sox using logical arguments.
It makes about as much sense to try to talk a republican out of supporting trump as it does to try to talk a yankees fan into supporting the Red Sox using logical arguments.
September 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Something I "knew" but didn't internalize until recently is how much politics is like sports for a lot of the population.
It makes about as much sense to try to talk a republican out of supporting trump as it does to try to talk a yankees fan into supporting the Red Sox using logical arguments.
It makes about as much sense to try to talk a republican out of supporting trump as it does to try to talk a yankees fan into supporting the Red Sox using logical arguments.
Everyone's making the same face-eating leopards joke, but we really do need to figure out some kind of societal solution for the bare fact that people with faces will continue to unwittingly throw themselves to the leopards
Milo Yiannopoulos Tells Piers Morgan He’s ‘Very Ashamed’ of Supporting Trump Following ICE Arrest
Milo Yiannopoulos Tells Piers Morgan He’s ‘Very Ashamed’ of Supporting Trump Following ICE Arrest
In his first interview since being detained by ICE and deported, Milo Yiannopoulos said he is "very ashamed" to have ever supported President Trump.
The post Milo Yiannopoulos Tells Piers Morgan He’s ‘Very Ashamed’ of Supporting Trump Following ICE Arrest first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Everyone's making the same face-eating leopards joke, but we really do need to figure out some kind of societal solution for the bare fact that people with faces will continue to unwittingly throw themselves to the leopards
So true Mr President, these dipshit hill people don't know what's good for them!
August 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
So true Mr President, these dipshit hill people don't know what's good for them!
Unfortunately evergreen.
Goddamn I hate these bastards lmao
Goddamn I hate these bastards lmao
It continues to be disorienting how many bad things are happening at once, but thankfully we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid
August 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Unfortunately evergreen.
Goddamn I hate these bastards lmao
Goddamn I hate these bastards lmao
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trump hates canada because canada is america's closest ally and trump thinks that all mutual exchange is a scam. his highest value is rape
I'm really curious if someone will eventually write a book on why Trump's dying brain decided he hated Canada so much. Is there some aide who brings him diet coke and has a terrible memory of pissing his pants in Toronto? Did he just confuse it for Greenland? I'm really curious.
August 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
trump hates canada because canada is america's closest ally and trump thinks that all mutual exchange is a scam. his highest value is rape
Barstool chud advertising no longer in vogue.
I'm calling it: woke is back
I'm calling it: woke is back
August 26, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Barstool chud advertising no longer in vogue.
I'm calling it: woke is back
I'm calling it: woke is back
Oh sorry my fuckin bad claude I'll be more precise next time
August 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Oh sorry my fuckin bad claude I'll be more precise next time
Nightmare blunt rotation
August 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
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They should only be allowed to hold Seafair if they give 50 random Seattlites a MANPAD. You wanna buzz my house you gotta work for it
August 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
They should only be allowed to hold Seafair if they give 50 random Seattlites a MANPAD. You wanna buzz my house you gotta work for it
I ain't clicking that shit but this is a real thumbnail from Steven Crowders YouTube
August 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I ain't clicking that shit but this is a real thumbnail from Steven Crowders YouTube
2007: I will sign up for Facebook to keep up to date with my peers in high school
2026: I am being fed white genocide content unprompted from people I don't follow or have any relational connection to
2026: I am being fed white genocide content unprompted from people I don't follow or have any relational connection to
July 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
2007: I will sign up for Facebook to keep up to date with my peers in high school
2026: I am being fed white genocide content unprompted from people I don't follow or have any relational connection to
2026: I am being fed white genocide content unprompted from people I don't follow or have any relational connection to
I don't really think too much about the goings-on of 1826. I could not tell you extemporaneously what happened between 1816-1826.
I wonder in 200 years if this chapter of American history will similarly be buffered out by the sands of time.
I wonder in 200 years if this chapter of American history will similarly be buffered out by the sands of time.
July 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I don't really think too much about the goings-on of 1826. I could not tell you extemporaneously what happened between 1816-1826.
I wonder in 200 years if this chapter of American history will similarly be buffered out by the sands of time.
I wonder in 200 years if this chapter of American history will similarly be buffered out by the sands of time.
They won't let me see the Freedom Algae, because of woke
June 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
They won't let me see the Freedom Algae, because of woke
This reads to me like "I'm gearing up to do hate crimes, leftistly"
June 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This reads to me like "I'm gearing up to do hate crimes, leftistly"
2016: pokemon go to the polls
2026: pokemon go generate a GPS-denied navigation and target acquisition dataset
2026: pokemon go generate a GPS-denied navigation and target acquisition dataset
June 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
2016: pokemon go to the polls
2026: pokemon go generate a GPS-denied navigation and target acquisition dataset
2026: pokemon go generate a GPS-denied navigation and target acquisition dataset
It's the most wonderful time of the year for woke defense contracting
June 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year for woke defense contracting
The stove meme is long expired now and I have updated such that, unfortunately, many people are too stupid or ideologically captured to process the cause-and-effect relationships of our actions.
May 21, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The stove meme is long expired now and I have updated such that, unfortunately, many people are too stupid or ideologically captured to process the cause-and-effect relationships of our actions.
The Dept of Commerce is emailing me to invest in South Africa
April 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The Dept of Commerce is emailing me to invest in South Africa
My latest contribution as a cog in the great imperial war machine
April 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
My latest contribution as a cog in the great imperial war machine
I log into bluesky and the topic of the day seems to be either the administration generating a new humanitarian crisis out of whole cloth, or inscrutable leftist infighting
March 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I log into bluesky and the topic of the day seems to be either the administration generating a new humanitarian crisis out of whole cloth, or inscrutable leftist infighting
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and of course the first question you have is "how could we possibly have been beat by these people." but how much better would you be at appearances if appearances were the only thing you ever saw.
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
and of course the first question you have is "how could we possibly have been beat by these people." but how much better would you be at appearances if appearances were the only thing you ever saw.