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elyse
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she/her
is that joel edgerton
why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people
September 10, 2026 at 11:32 AM
taking a shot every time the women on rhobh say “girl’s girl” and ending up in the er
August 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
started rhobh, i didn’t realize there was a producer’s cut of the dinner party from hell 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩
August 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
someone should have bonked their heads together (i’m almost done with a rewatch and having a horrible time)
August 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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"Speak softly and carry a Big Gulp"
June 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
met a celebrity today
May 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
flyers win :)
April 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
every time i remember jason dohring is a scientologist it’s like a knife to the heart
March 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
March 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
March 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
picking up my cats ashes from the vet and it absolutely reeks of piss. a fitting tribute for my girl 🥲
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
he tries to bite me while i’m drying off
March 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
everything i learn about severance is against my will
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i can’t wait to get home and work on my new puzzle :)
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
finally they listen to mother
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
catch me in las vegas at a shania twain concert 😎💅
my new hobby is entering travel sweepstakes, catch me in 2025 at sundance and the cliffs of moher 😎💅
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
the downside of cutting back on weed is that i really want to smoke weed
November 23, 2024 at 8:38 PM
my new hobby is entering travel sweepstakes, catch me in 2025 at sundance and the cliffs of moher 😎💅
November 21, 2024 at 6:47 PM
i’m probably gonna think about the t.A.T.u needle drop in anora for the rest of my life
November 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
trying to explain to my cats that if they simply got along they could share the heating pad but they’re not buying it
November 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
smoking a ball of resin, watching FROM, what’s better than this
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
i love drinking water
November 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM