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Hope Jahren
@realhopejahren.bsky.social
The scientist formerly known as Lab Girl.

I write books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2111914/hope-jahren/
yeah did not read as an SOP
September 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
dnr but i think ur right on the nose
September 16, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Mine is "Dean"
August 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pantyhose. Because nobody wears them anymore.
August 5, 2026 at 10:38 AM
With physical therapy all things are possible.
August 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Sorghum?
July 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
does anyone else remember the take-off on the TB commercial that was just a guy raging on an electric guitar in the desert screaming "99 tacos for 25 cents" over and over again?
July 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is indeed
July 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
salt. in. the. wound.
July 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
my pancreas hurts just from reading this
July 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
well, played sir.
Hornblower's Hat Tip on Ship
ALT: Hornblower's Hat Tip on Ship
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July 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
yes yes yes
July 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
d ofc
June 27, 2026 at 10:11 AM
nope. you guys are obviously from money. check out those hair ribbons and the coiffed 'stache.
June 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
what are you doing in my mother's house?
June 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Husker du is "do you remember?", yours is "You've remembered your last you."
June 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM