THOG
@reallivethog.bsky.social
"This is really an easy trick!"
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THOG
@reallivethog.bsky.social
· May 26
//lrt they're herrrrre!
June 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
//lrt they're herrrrre!
//Tomorrow, I'm gonna bring back a nostalgiac game to the entire multiverse by making a multimuse account.
Follow.
Greet.
Wait.
Hunt.
Drop.
Repeat.
See you soon.
Follow.
Greet.
Wait.
Hunt.
Drop.
Repeat.
See you soon.
June 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
//Tomorrow, I'm gonna bring back a nostalgiac game to the entire multiverse by making a multimuse account.
Follow.
Greet.
Wait.
Hunt.
Drop.
Repeat.
See you soon.
Follow.
Greet.
Wait.
Hunt.
Drop.
Repeat.
See you soon.
Isn't it a lovely evening?
May 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Isn't it a lovely evening?
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May 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Blink blink.
"...So you're from the past? Or am I from the future?
Boy, this time stuff is confusing!"
"...So you're from the past? Or am I from the future?
Boy, this time stuff is confusing!"
….
Crutchie stares.
“Sir — that don’t exist. It’s 1899 — you’re talkin’ bout the future!”
Crutchie stares.
“Sir — that don’t exist. It’s 1899 — you’re talkin’ bout the future!”
Uh... well, it plays movies and shows from the comfort of your home!
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
May 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Blink blink.
"...So you're from the past? Or am I from the future?
Boy, this time stuff is confusing!"
"...So you're from the past? Or am I from the future?
Boy, this time stuff is confusing!"
Uh... well, it plays movies and shows from the comfort of your home!
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
What’s… tele-vision?
Well, its where this group of various creatures called The Muppets put on many different kinds of silly acts to entertain a live crowd! It's on television!
May 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Uh... well, it plays movies and shows from the comfort of your home!
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
[ Thog's starting to get worried now, does this kid live under a rock?! ]
Well, its where this group of various creatures called The Muppets put on many different kinds of silly acts to entertain a live crowd! It's on television!
And what is the Muppet Show?
Well, no.
I work for The Muppet Show!
I work for The Muppet Show!
May 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Well, its where this group of various creatures called The Muppets put on many different kinds of silly acts to entertain a live crowd! It's on television!
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March 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
//so far on Thog's Gotham visit, he met four people
One was nice to him (Esme)
The other thought he was Cookie Monster (Max)
One is scared of him cause he thinks Thog is a scary monster (Crutchie)
And the other is chill with him but is most certainly confused by his existence (Tim)
One was nice to him (Esme)
The other thought he was Cookie Monster (Max)
One is scared of him cause he thinks Thog is a scary monster (Crutchie)
And the other is chill with him but is most certainly confused by his existence (Tim)
May 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
//so far on Thog's Gotham visit, he met four people
One was nice to him (Esme)
The other thought he was Cookie Monster (Max)
One is scared of him cause he thinks Thog is a scary monster (Crutchie)
And the other is chill with him but is most certainly confused by his existence (Tim)
One was nice to him (Esme)
The other thought he was Cookie Monster (Max)
One is scared of him cause he thinks Thog is a scary monster (Crutchie)
And the other is chill with him but is most certainly confused by his existence (Tim)
Well, no.
I work for The Muppet Show!
I work for The Muppet Show!
Like… you work for a circus?
That's a good question!
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.
May 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Well, no.
I work for The Muppet Show!
I work for The Muppet Show!
#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
Thog was dancing his cares away, until he got the announcement that the gala was over.
“Awww, almost over already? Well, this certainly made my trip to Gotham today worth it!”
He exits the building, happy with the fun times he had.
Thog was dancing his cares away, until he got the announcement that the gala was over.
“Awww, almost over already? Well, this certainly made my trip to Gotham today worth it!”
He exits the building, happy with the fun times he had.
May 27, 2026 at 2:29 AM
#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
Thog was dancing his cares away, until he got the announcement that the gala was over.
“Awww, almost over already? Well, this certainly made my trip to Gotham today worth it!”
He exits the building, happy with the fun times he had.
Thog was dancing his cares away, until he got the announcement that the gala was over.
“Awww, almost over already? Well, this certainly made my trip to Gotham today worth it!”
He exits the building, happy with the fun times he had.
#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
He found a formal wear in his size, so he was FINALLY let in.
For a minute there, he forgot Muppet Studios had a whole costume department. So he went back there to get his formal wear.
Here's what he's wearing now!!
//art by me!! :D
He found a formal wear in his size, so he was FINALLY let in.
For a minute there, he forgot Muppet Studios had a whole costume department. So he went back there to get his formal wear.
Here's what he's wearing now!!
//art by me!! :D
May 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
He found a formal wear in his size, so he was FINALLY let in.
For a minute there, he forgot Muppet Studios had a whole costume department. So he went back there to get his formal wear.
Here's what he's wearing now!!
//art by me!! :D
He found a formal wear in his size, so he was FINALLY let in.
For a minute there, he forgot Muppet Studios had a whole costume department. So he went back there to get his formal wear.
Here's what he's wearing now!!
//art by me!! :D
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"If I may interrupt for just a moment."
He taps firmly against a champagne glass, drawing the attention of the gleeful crowd.
"Many of you are here under the pretense that I and mister Esme Headley are celebrating a union of marriage tonight with this banquet."
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He taps firmly against a champagne glass, drawing the attention of the gleeful crowd.
"Many of you are here under the pretense that I and mister Esme Headley are celebrating a union of marriage tonight with this banquet."
++
May 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"If I may interrupt for just a moment."
He taps firmly against a champagne glass, drawing the attention of the gleeful crowd.
"Many of you are here under the pretense that I and mister Esme Headley are celebrating a union of marriage tonight with this banquet."
++
He taps firmly against a champagne glass, drawing the attention of the gleeful crowd.
"Many of you are here under the pretense that I and mister Esme Headley are celebrating a union of marriage tonight with this banquet."
++
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#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
He tried to enter, but he couldn't find any formal attire in his size so he was turned away at the door.
Poor Thog.
He tried to enter, but he couldn't find any formal attire in his size so he was turned away at the door.
Poor Thog.
May 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
#𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
He tried to enter, but he couldn't find any formal attire in his size so he was turned away at the door.
Poor Thog.
He tried to enter, but he couldn't find any formal attire in his size so he was turned away at the door.
Poor Thog.
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⚡KRACKO I need to make sure I have enough funds before August.
No pressure!! I want to meet halfway!ko-fi.com/dharkonkrack...=0
No pressure!! I want to meet halfway!ko-fi.com/dharkonkrack...=0
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May 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
⚡KRACKO I need to make sure I have enough funds before August.
No pressure!! I want to meet halfway!ko-fi.com/dharkonkrack...=0
No pressure!! I want to meet halfway!ko-fi.com/dharkonkrack...=0
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That's a good question!
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.
What’s a — a moppet??
Yeah, I am!
See, my name is Thog. I preform on The Muppet Show.
See, my name is Thog. I preform on The Muppet Show.
May 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
That's a good question!
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.
A Muppet is a creature that loves to entertain the masses.